Wonderful copy (79 selected sentences) 1. Every time I hear someone calling for recycling, I want to sell you. 2. "Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing, but there is no Xijing?" "Because the Western classics were taken away by the Tang Priest." We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up. Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you don't know that it's useless to push yourself. 5. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you don't do it well, you may fall asleep. 6. In class, the math teacher wrote a blackboard problem solving process. When my hand was about to break, he drew a big cross on the blackboard and said, this solution is wrong! Lie in the trough! 7. I definitely don't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty. 8. When a man has cigarettes and beer, he has a story. When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy. 9. Sleep during the day, fight at night, and die of something. 10. Any handsome boy playing football and basketball is nonsense. As long as you are handsome and kicking shuttlecock is ugly, you are shoveling shit when you play golf. 1 1. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the one who should run will still run. 12. I have used the cool dog for so many years and say hello to the cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Think about it. Who the fuck do you think is a dog? 13. I like this book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture. 14. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you. 15. Married for many years, slept until midnight. Husband suddenly turned and hugged his wife and said, wife: this life is too short. My wife woke up and listened to her husband's words, and she was moved to tears. My husband went on to say: I can't cover my feet. 16. If your other half doesn't marry you in the future, find someone with the same surname and have a son with the same name, MD, you can't be husband and wife and be my son. 17. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt! 18. Don't think that wearing dirty clothes can become a tainted witness; Don't think that wearing wooden slippers is it; Clogs witness. 19. There are really too many liars now, so be careful! ! Someone just said it was freezing. I followed him for three blocks and didn't see him frozen! ! ! Since you are involved in my present, don't be absent from my future. 2 1. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but I can't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laugh under the quilt. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. 23. Pat me on the head to make a decision, and pat me on the chest to make sure I leave. 24. Create a group for those friends whose iphone is online, so that it won't be so troublesome to borrow money in the future. 25. Love that never breaks up becomes an uncertain future. 26. My ex-girlfriend cooked delicious food and missed her very much. 27. I am Libra and you are Aquarius. 28. I don't want to make do just because it suits you too well. 29. I don't want to talk about a love that won't break up. There are so many women outside that I want to sleep. 3 1. When you were in love, all you said was love words, and after breaking up, all you said was scolding me. 32. I've been waiting ... but I'm waiting for your departure. 33. How many people sang "Happy Break Up" in Fish Leong's "Courage". I still remember when we were in love, because we were afraid of breaking up. Your lies are too true, but I love them too much. I didn't want to admit it until we broke up. 36. When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up. 37. If lovers who have broken up can still be friends, they have never loved or are still in love. 38. I don't think love is challenging now. 39. Is it God's arrangement that you can't fall in love after breaking up? 40. You know how happy it is to break up. 4 1. You are so funny. We broke up to test how much I love you. 42. I have been waiting, waiting, but what I have been waiting for is your sentence: 43. Because I began to like loneliness and want to be friends with loneliness. 44. He said that he was premature and could die at any time, for fear of bringing trouble to me. 45. When we break up, we all say that we are good, so what will happen if we love again? 46. I want to wander outside alone and see the outside world. 47. You believe in Buddhism too much. I don't think there is a vigorous love between us. 48. Say I love you a thousand times, and it only takes one sentence to break up. This is love. 49. He fell in love with Du by accident, but he didn't want to get entangled with her. He misses her very much, but he refrains from looking for her. You gave me a reason not to believe you, so I have a thousand reasons to break up. 5 1. Lan Yan is a person who will never break up, ostensibly but not unconditionally. 52. After breaking up, I don't expect anything. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one. 53. When the feeling comes, you should accept it generously. Break up when you feel weak, don't be sad. He said that he was studying in the classroom and the sun shone on his face. He suddenly felt that it was better to be alone. 55. What's the use of a girl with a high degree? Get married while you are young. 56. It's strange that such a coquettish dress doesn't rape, and flies don't bite seamless eggs. 57. What do women do with so much money? Just take care of your family and your children. 58. Why can't I marry you if I can't have children? 59. Women are losing money. 60. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. 6 1. Women are like cars, you should choose something that looks good and is easy to control. 62. Women are born to wait on men in bed. 63. Iron brothers, mobile women. 64. About the virgin complex: You can buy a second-hand house, but you can't buy a dead one. Do you still want to use the chopsticks used by others? 65. I have a bad temper, so be careful what you say. 66. The female driver must have had an accident driving on the road. 67. Walking in the street, "Look at that woman. She's a bitch. As long as a man talks to her, she will definitely have an affair immediately. " 68. Women's greatest mission is to get married, not to compete with men for resources in society. 69. Women don't need brains as long as they are good-looking. 70. These things are beyond your comprehension. 7 1. Isn't it just to carry on the family line and honor parents? 72. "He is really rich. You don't have to worry about having an RV. He just wants to find someone who can have children. " 73. Marrying a virgin is because the virgin will not promiscuous after marriage, and most of them will cheat after marriage. 74. Aren't you women for men? 75. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So it's normal to have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet. 76. Don't you think we should shit on such a poetic night? 77. Go to my dream without hesitation: three good students, delicious, fun and sleep well. 78. "Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing, but there is no Xijing?" "Because the Western classics were taken away by the Tang Priest." 79. Zuo Qinglong, right white tiger, Mickey Mouse tattooed in the middle.