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1. Life is a dog, but I dare not scold it for fear that it will bite me crazily.

Everything happens for a reason, and the next rich woman is me.

Life can shine only if you have a little star hidden in your heart.

4. What about your highness's task? Just be happy every day.

5. I am a security guard, I love BearBiscuit, and my salary is only enough for breakfast. I feel depressed all day after work. Love has nothing to do with me. I am a stupid janitor.

I hate bitter things, but you are sweet, so I will eat you.

7. It still takes a process to love me directly.

8. Take care of yourself when it is cold. Wearing thick clothes makes others afraid.

9. The temperature has dropped. When will my weight drop?

10. Life is not easy, and pigs sigh and sigh, so they have to cheer up.

1 1. I broke up with my boyfriend, and he ran out of the door in a rage. I chased him for eight blocks before I caught the door.

12. I have an early riser, but the quilt and bed don't agree.

13. Hello, I'm Corn. If you mess with me, I am popcorn.

14. I'm going to bed. I still have half a bucket of instant noodles I dreamed of last night.

15. I eat myself round and won't be looked down upon by others.

16. Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don't, I'm your girlfriend.

17. Look down at your own meat. So gentle that you can't shake it.

18. You are not a qualified friend, so be my husband.

19. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.

20. Speak frankly in the future, and don't always be there. I will stay there for decades unless there is an accident.

2 1. Have a cup of milk tea and leave happily. 22. Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school?

23. My turnover rate is quite high. Basically, every handsome guy will look back when he sees it.

I doubt that you can type, or you can try to be a baby.

25. I don't need advice or approval. I like it and it's worth it.

26. The world is worth it, the night is worth it, and so are you.

27. I hope all the regrets this year can pave the way for surprises in the coming year.

28. A year has passed in an instant. If I knew, I wouldn't blink.

29. I study medicine. If I say you are sick, you are sick.

30. "Forget it. I lost to you. Come and give me a hug. " .

3 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken, "Chicken, I love you." Chicken: "You don't have to duck."

We should stand side by side and become better adults.

33. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but when you gain weight, everyone knows.

34. I'm not fat, I'm cute enough to swell.

35. Don't talk to me because you're afraid I'll steal your expression?

To tell you the truth, I miss you very much. The problem is not big and can be overcome.

37. Don't cry, don't cry, don't drop those little pearls.

38. Do you come out to see the stars? You can come out without looking at the stars.

39. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

40. Other children have bear hugs, but I don't, because you are a pig.

4 1. If I want to say good night to you in person, I will say it myself first.