2. The so-called dilemma is that the head-up pattern is raised and the chin is bowed!
3. I am still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now, and I hate it in my spare time.
4. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: Take only one of 3,000 selfies.
5. What kind of girl do you like? With big waves and long hair. Is this the only requirement? No, these are three requirements!
6. The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you were clutching your wallet.
7. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
8. Mozzie and I are actually very good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, let it suck my blood. If I win, it will kill me.
9. After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.
10. According to my observation, anyone who loves to say that success or failure is not about money has no money!
1 1. "Do you have any secrets of longevity?" "On my eighteenth birthday, I made a wish." "Eternal life?" "No, I can find a girlfriend before I die!"
12. Maybe you are dissatisfied with the status quo and think you are fat, ugly, frustrated, poor, stupid and declining ... But please believe that everything will be fine, and gradually you will feel fat, ugly, frustrated, poor, stupid and declining.
13. When I was a child, I felt that someone had sprayed a word on the wall. I feel very poor. I have no house to live in. Now I know that this word is rich.
14. Boys generally say that you are ugly, which means that you are ok, and that you are beautiful, which means that you are really beautiful, because people who are really ugly will ignore you, see?
15. Before, I started a company and named it Strength. I feel very domineering. However, as soon as the business license was issued, I was confused. It says: strength co., ltd. So, it didn't take long for my company to go bankrupt because it couldn't recruit people!
16. You are very similar to the piggy bank you bought when you were a child. You are fat and have no money, and you are a pig!
17. The collapse of young people begins with employment, the collapse of middle-aged people begins with borrowing money, and the collapse of old people begins with learning not to dance square dance.
18. There is really no coat like a school uniform: a mobile phone is hidden in the sleeve, a book can be put in the pocket, a pillow is rolled up and spread out as a blanket, and you dare to rub it anywhere. The key is that after wearing it, everyone can be evenly ugly.
19. Today, I trained my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "
20. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a wife.
2 1. I had a quarrel with my wife and later regretted not letting her go. I want to give her a necklace to coax her, but I don't know how long it will take. So, when my wife was sleeping at night, she secretly took a rope and put it around her neck. As a result, she woke up.
22. Staying up late is not good, which will lead to mental decline and ugliness. Therefore, to be on the safe side, we'd better come all night.
23. At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw that he was very slow and said, "Otherwise, I'll pay!" " "How dare you!" So I put my hand in his pocket.
24. Aunt of the neighborhood committee: Son, what are you doing standing at the door alone in the cold weather? Why don't you stay in the house? Child: Dad, mom is fighting. Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: Damn it, who is your father? Child: That's why they quarrel.