Funny copywriting that doesn't want to go to work (74 selected sentences) 1. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid. Who wants to go to school and doesn't want to work like me. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave. Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, I just want to stay in bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly. The sky is gray and wild, and my whole body is lazy and itchy. I don't want to go to work or be busy. I have to remind you to add clothes. Have a nice morning. I left in a hurry, just as I came in a hurry Wave goodbye to you! 6. I don't want to go to work seven days a week. 7. I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere at the thought of going to work tomorrow. 8. You are not the wind and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work. 9. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood. 10. I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime. 1 1. I found this job, and now I'm looking for a job, not a job, but a fight! Then let's ask dad for help. 12. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month. 13. There is no rest day. Every day 10 hour, I still walk around and eat mostly standing. 14. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn on 15. They get up at 6: 30 every day and have no lunch break. The unit leader is as abnormal as he is, and my colleagues always bully me for being kind. How much I want to resign. 16. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month! 17. There is no rest day, and I still walk around for a few hours every day, mostly standing for dinner. 18. Others ask for money at work, and we are dying at work! 19. If you are tired, stick to it, because you still have to live, and you can't live without a job. My boss once said: Work is for living, but my life is work. 20. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day. 2 1. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work! 22. Growing up means going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death. 23. The National Day holiday is over. Have you had enough fun? Want to play again? Think about it. Don't you want to work and earn money? Adjust your mentality after the holiday. I wish you a higher career and higher salary. 24. Jesus Christ. ! ! Make up lessons in winter and summer vacation! Take a few days off! 25. I don't want to go to work for 30 days in a month! 26. I have severe depression and often can't control my emotions. I'm particularly afraid of going to work. I am nervous and afraid when I go to work, and I always don't want to go to work. 27. Be tired, because we still have to live, and we can't live without work. My boss once said: Work is for living, but my life is work. 28. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day. 29. There is no rest day. Every day 10 hours, I still walk around and eat mostly standing. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day. 3 1. In short, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work! 32. I am lovelorn, have no idea, don't want to go to work or do anything. 33. The National Day holiday is over. Have you had enough fun? Want to play again? Think about it. Don't you want to work and earn money? Adjust your mentality after the holiday. I wish you a higher career and higher salary. 34. It's boring to sit at work every day. I think it will be more boring not to go to work. Come to the company every day. 35. I've been very tired at work recently. I want to know how your brothers and sisters are! 36. The joys and sorrows surrounding Where Are You Going are the excitement of others, not mine. 37. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work. 38. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work. 39. In this weather, you have to wait for the northwest wind when you go to work. 40. There are always days in a month when you don't want to go to work. 4 1. Get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, eat worse than pigs and do more than donkeys. I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime. 43. Last week, I didn't want to go to work for seven days. 44. Others ask for money when they go to work, but we work hard! 45. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. 46. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me. 47. It hurts to breathe at work. He lives in every corner of me. 48. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month. 49. I want to get rid of my pain as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady. 50. Who wants to go to school but doesn't want to work like me? 5 1. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month. 52. No lunch break. I must get up at 6: 30 every day. The unit leader is as abnormal as he is, and my colleagues always bully me for being kind. How much I want to resign. 53. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. 54. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. If you are unhappy, you must be together. 55. I lost all my work in this sleeping weather. 56. Don't call me. I want to be quiet. Don't ask me who I am. 57. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold. 58. No matter whether you go to work or not, the company is there and hasn't changed. 59. I only go to work for money. Tell me what nonsense ideals I have. My ideal is not to go to work! 60. What do you go to work for? Isn't it especially for not going to work in the future? ~~~ 6 1. Don't want to go to work, Taobao shopping can't stop, reading novels is fun, and you are sleepy at work? What shall we do 62. Look at the bank card balance when I don't want to go to work. 63. Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work. 64. Boss, Foxconn has been jumping off buildings. In order not to let you eat pears, I want to take time off to relax. 65. My husband broke the washboard at home yesterday and wanted to buy another one. 66. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! 67. When I am rich, I will buy two BMWs to clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back. 68. Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. 69. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find. 70. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience? 7 1. Do a good job and live a wonderful life. 72. Work like an ant and live like a butterfly. 73. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary. 74. The boss won't go to work unless he calls. Hello! Service is closed today, please call again tomorrow!