Ten minutes later, the teacher hasn't come.

Ginseng-the teacher called on everyone to take part in tree planting activities.

The location of comet Yunnan-Haier Popper is 10 km south of that cloud.

Registration-People's Daily is famous all over the world.

Cartoons-all his credit cards were stolen.

News-Although that sock looks new, it smells bad.

Unity-I ate rice balls this morning and had diarrhea!

Sexy.-I have a cold.

Telephone-once two people call, they always talk a lot.

Television-If two people stop talking on the phone, it is obvious that they will turn a blind eye.

Go to work-theoretically, the monitor is older than the platoon leader.

Underwear-it's best to take off your pants indoors.

Romance-the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before.

Forgetfulness-Emil Wakin Chau's ability to forget words is well known.

In advance-the four of us are free now, let's touch eight laps first!

I haven't forgotten how much you owe me. I remember it very clearly.

Auction-He slapped him so hard that the seller immediately turned and left.

Classic-Tang Yan said that learning the Book of Changes is classic, typical idiot!

Extra-don't write it outside the box.

1, title: where

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

2. Title: Although ...

Child: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

3. Title: One by one

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Title: Once again

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?

5. Theme: Sadness

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Classic funny sentences of primary school students

6. Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Theme: First ... then ... Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: ...........

9. Title: Innocence

Children: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10, topic: delicious

Child: It's delicious.

Teacher: ...

1 1, title: Sure enough.

The children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

12, title: In addition

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.