Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
4. What you say to girls should be clean and neat, and don't say too much, which will make you dizzy.
I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life.
6. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine!
7. Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because you stole my heart and my liver.
8. I used to think you were considerate, but now I think you are to my liking, and we will meet my liking in the future.
9. Without you, it seems like a year, and I celebrate with you every year. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Honey, come back and end my miserable life.
10. There seems to be no distance between us, which scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me be at a loss; I am afraid that one day, I will get bored and learn to give up.
1 1. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
12. The cold wind blows over the cold crescent moon, looking at the beautiful shadows of the distant branches, and snow is flying in front of the window to send pictures. The wind, frost, snow and rain have fallen for another winter. The cold is not a flute, but the heart is accompanied by Henaan. You are the spring breeze in winter, always accompanying me through the slow journey of life!
13. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever, no matter when and where, you know there is such a person anyway.
14. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.
15. A leaf is full of deep affection for the root, a cloud flutters against the sky, a word condenses all the wishes, a word is worth a thousand words, and a heart represents my concern for you and my eternal love for you.
16. I never ask myself what to ask, I never want to know how long it has been, I never want to be right or wrong, I never care how much I pay, I just want to give you my love and the future I can give you!
17. I would like to lift the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to leave this moment to my pet forever. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed.
18. I really want to cross the geographical restrictions and fly to your side immediately. Look at your face, listen to your voice, smell your smell and miss your heart.
19. I didn't know you existed in this world before, but I found you later and I have been looking for you in the crowd. Now I finally found it, so I decided to love you all my life.
Since I met you, my life has changed. I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven. Accept me, on the road to happiness, you and I can't be absent. I will love you forever until I die!
2 1. We can't forget someone, often not because of how unforgettable the other person is, but because of how attached and persistent we are.
22. If you can't help loving someone who doesn't love you, it's because you don't know how to love yourself.
23. We want to disperse our love and yearning for a person, but in the process of dispersion, we are more eager to integrate. It turns out that feelings can't be separated. The harder we try to forget, the more we yearn for a complete person.
24. Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction. When you get to this place, it is impossible to become satisfied again, so don't miss it.
You may give up your life for the person you love, but you can't make him love others. What is difficult throughout the ages is not death, but perfection.
26. Men and women who live together may believe in commitment more than anyone else. This is a kind of love without contract. If I want to go, I can go at any time, but I have learned to cherish and pay. We don't believe in marriage, but we believe in love and commitment.
27. Who doesn't want all the people he kissed to be loved by himself? However, some things are not satisfactory.
28. I feel sorry for the time because we love each other.
29. Some things, once gone, can never be found again.
30. Time will let you know that a lifelong wish is actually just a wish.
Classic quotations of picking up girls
1, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for a lifetime.
2. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!
Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
6. Tell the girl what you want to say neatly, don't say too much, you are dizzy.
7. Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and liver have been stolen by you.
8. I used to think you were considerate, but now I think you are to my liking, and we will meet my liking in the future.
9. The seemingly nonexistent distance between us scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me be at a loss; I am afraid that one day, I will get bored and learn to give up.
10, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
1 1, I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever, no matter when and where, you know there is such a person in life anyway.
12, if you are a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.
13, I never ask myself what to ask, I never want to know how long it's been, I never want to be right or wrong, I never care how much I pay, I just want to give you my love and the future I can give you!
14, I would like to raise the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to keep the eternal moment for my pet. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed.
15, I really want to cross the geographical restrictions and fly to your side immediately. Look at your face, listen to your voice, smell your smell and miss your heart.
16, I didn't know you existed in this world before, but I found you later and have been looking for it in the crowd. Now I finally found it, so I decided to love you all my life.
17, since I met you, my life has changed, I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven; Accept me, on the road to happiness, you and I can't be absent. I will love you forever until I die!
18, a leaf is full of deep affection for the root, a cloud is floating with dependence on the sky, a word condenses all wishes, a word is worth a thousand words, and a heart represents my concern for you and my eternal love for you.
19, I live like a year without you, and I celebrate every year with you. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Honey, come back and end my miserable life.
20. The cold wind blows over the cold crescent moon, looking at the beautiful shadows of distant branches, flying snow in front of the window to send pictures, and it is another winter when the wind, frost and snow fall. When you are cold and silent, your heart is accompanied by flowers. You are the spring breeze in winter, always accompanying me through the slow journey of life!
20 classic quotations of picking up girls
20 classic quotations of picking up girls
The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.
Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and try my best to do something for you.
4. Tell the girl what you want to say neatly, don't say too much, you are dizzy.
I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life.
6. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine!
7. Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and liver have been "stolen" by you.
8. I used to think you were considerate, but now I think you are to my liking, and we will meet my liking in the future.
9. Without you, it seems like a year, and I celebrate with you every year. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Honey, come back and end my miserable life.
10, there seems to be no distance between us, which scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me be at a loss; I am afraid that one day, I will get bored and learn to give up.
1 1, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
12, the cold wind blows over the cold crescent moon, looking at the beautiful shadows of the distant branches, flying snow in front of the window to send pictures, and the wind, frost and snow fall is another winter. When you are cold and silent, your heart is accompanied by flowers. You are the spring breeze in winter, always accompanying me through the slow journey of life!
13, I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever, no matter when and where, you know there is such a person anyway.
14, if you are a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.
15, a leaf is full of deep affection for the root, a cloud is floating with dependence on the sky, a word condenses all wishes, a word is worth a thousand words, and a heart represents my concern for you and my eternal love for you.
16, I never ask myself what to ask, I never want to know how long it's been, I never want to be right or wrong, I never care how much I pay, I just want to give you my love and the future I can give you!
17, I would like to raise the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to keep that moment forever for my pet. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed.
18, I really want to cross the geographical restrictions and fly to your side immediately. Look at your face, listen to your voice, smell your smell and miss your heart.
19, I didn't know you existed in this world before, but I found you later and have been looking for it in the crowd. Now I finally found it, so I decided to love you all my life.
Since I met you, my life has changed. I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven. Accept me, on the road to happiness, you and I can't be absent. I will love you forever until I die!
Excerpts from classic humorous dialogues
Excerpts from classic humorous dialogues
1, Xiaoming took Xiaohua to ride a motorcycle for speeding. Policeman: Riding so fast is not afraid of death! Xiao Ming said: no, because God is with me! Policeman: Then I'll write another ticket. Xiaoming: Why? Policeman: threesome, overload!
The patient is not satisfied with his ward. The doctor said, I don't understand why you want to change wards. You know, your neighbor is a famous crosstalk performer in China. The patient interrupted him and said, then cut off your appendix, cover the scar and laugh all day.
3. Two drunks drank too much. A drunk turned on his flashlight and shone into the sky. He said to another man, you, climb up. The other party said: I can't climb, I'm stupid. When I climb up, you turn off the flashlight so that I won't fall to my death.
Ajie was startled when he heard a knock at the door when he passed by the cemetery. When he saw a man touching a tombstone, he asked, "What are you doing, old man?" The man said, "They carved my name wrong and I'm correcting it."
5. During the May Day period, the "May Day Golden Porridge" launched by a hotel in a scenic spot cost 5 1 yuan each. A tourist bought it, tasted it and asked, isn't this corn paste? The waiter said: the master who cooks porridge is called gold, also called gold porridge!
6. The hunter taught the boy: Find the hole and shout "Woo" at the hole. If there is a response, it is a bear. The next day, the young man was covered in injuries and said, I found a big hole, shouted "whoops" and the train came out!
7. Xiao Zhao hit someone with his car and argued that it must be your fault. I am a skilled driver and have been driving for 7 years! The pedestrian replied angrily, but I'm not a novice either. I've been gone for 46 years.
8. A person holds a hat in each hand, waiting for others to give alms. Passers-by threw a coin into one hat and asked, What's the other hat for? The man replied: Business has been expanding recently! I decided to open a branch.
9. I'm bored during recess. Some students play with problems. Q: Who is Shixian? A: Li Bai. Q: Who is the poet saint? A: Du Fu. Q: What about Shi Gui? A: Li He. Q: What about the poet king? A passing classmate blurted out: Simba!
10, Tang Priest and his disciples went to a restaurant for alms. Shopkeeper: What can I do for you, old man? Tang Priest said modestly: Others can eat the rest! Wukong: Give me a bowl of leftovers. Friar Sand: Give me a bowl of leftover soup. Bajie: Give me a leftover woman.
1 1, one day, five Fuwa have nothing to do, give yourself a nickname! Beibei said: I am Beibei. Please call me Beva. Jingjing said: My name is Jingwa! Huanhuan: Please call me Huanwa! Nini said: I'll call her Niwa! Yingying said: You talk, I'll go first. ...
Wife: Honey, you put a diamond ring in my socks last Christmas, so I washed your smelly socks for a year. Husband: Wife, I'm going to put the pearl necklace in the chimney this year. You can do all the housework next year!
13. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak passed by in the street without saying hello. Why? If I'm right, I'll treat you to steak at Christmas. The answer is simple: because they are not familiar!
14. When a woman says she has nothing to wear, she means she has nothing "new" to wear. When a man says he has no clothes to wear, he means he has no "clean" clothes to wear.
15, one day, my wife spoiled after work and said to her husband, honey, give me a hug! The son muttered, mom, I want it, too! Mom: This is a magic weapon against your father. Son:? Mom: Honey, I'm hungry. Go and cook!
16, mother snail crawled on the road with a small snail on her back, and finally reached her destination, but the bus that started with them came late. The little snail was very surprised and asked, "Mom, why is the car not as fast as ours?" Mother snail replied, "son, we don't have the trouble of traffic jam."
17, one of my classmates replied that it was about marketing. She found a refrigerator salesman online and replaced it with an air conditioner. When she arrived at the meeting, the teacher asked her why the air conditioner was divided into two doors and three doors.
18, miss your face, love your benefits, hate the difficulty of getting you, endure your pain, say nothing, and live for you. Here I say to you deeply: I love you, dear RMB!
19, the thesis I defended is about the silk edition and Chu Jian edition of Laozi. They think I copied it. As a result, I took out an old yellow book from the big cardboard box I carried with me, as well as a thread-bound book older than my tutor, and passed it directly.
20, quarreling with classmates, anxious, so angry: "You think I grew up eating! ? "I asked weakly," What did you eat to grow up? "
2 1, the boy in the front seat suddenly turned around and said to me affectionately, I can't stop thinking about you. At that time, my face was red for two seconds, and I remembered that I had just scolded him: your mind is full of shit!
22. If I had a door, I would take you on a long trip. If I had a door, I would take you to the future. If I had a door, I would take you back to the past. But I don't have any doors, so I will say let's wash and sleep.
23. What I do is circuit design. As a result, four mechanical teachers finished their lectures in five minutes, waiting for the teacher to ask questions. Take my paper and say that your punctuation is wrong, go back and correct it! Collapse!
24. A fashionable lady in a miniskirt walked into a laundry and the shopkeeper stared at her. The young lady waved to the boss proudly and said, go and do your job! The boss said solemnly, miss, this skirt of yours was not washed and shrunk in our shop.
25. The teacher taught the students how to share the pain and let it be halved, and asked a male student to give an example. The male classmate thought about it and said, once my dad hit me, I was in pain, so I found fault with my brother and felt much better!
26, the end of the year, to sum up, this year we really can't say that the friendship between us, at home, put you on the desk, go out to let you accompany me, pay for you every month, never feel bad. Oh, cell phone, we are really close!
Wolf: Honey, open the door and let me in. I am your grandmother. This year is your book. I will send you a present, which is my favorite. Rabbit: What's this? The wolf said quickly, this is a good piece of meat.
28. The farmer standing next to the plant waits for the rabbit in the same place every day, but returns empty-handed. At this time, the little grandson said, Grandpa, this year is the Year of the Rabbit, and the rabbits are busy sending blessings to everyone. You can rest for a whole year.
29. What crime did you commit? You irritate the god of wealth too much. He said, on the fifth day of the fifth month, you should block your door with gold, block your window with silver, and bring a truckload of money around you. I advise you not to run away. Turn yourself in.
30. It's almost 25. I heard that the 25th is the Egg Festival. I am from the countryside. I don't know why good people lay eggs, but people say I am not old-fashioned. I wish you a happy egg laying!
3 1, I heard that God will realize your wish to be a wise man next time. Smart people have one characteristic, that is, they are good at doing worthless things vividly. Then when you kiss the rabbit, you must have the spirit of flying!
32. One day, a gentleman selling coal and a lady selling bananas quarreled in the street, and the whole street came to watch the excitement. The lady selling bananas said angrily, please comment. Is there such a person in the world? I shouted: Banana! He called: coal seller.
33. Tintin, who is in a kindergarten class, especially likes the fat girl Dudu, and has to eat and play games with Dudu. Once, the teacher asked: Ding Ding, why do you always like to be with Dudu? Tintin winked and said, Dudu is as fat as his mother!
34. With double knives in your hand, nunchakus in your waist, snails on your feet, and maltose in your mouth, you gallop in the terraced fields full of Xiang Tao. I asked you if you were pandaren or an orc. You heard the signal from thousands of miles away, saying, I'm a ninja.
35. Mom and Dad are arguing about something. The quarrelsome mother said, "You stand aside." At this moment, the son spoke: "Where's mom?" Have I been there? "
36. Lao Wang found the laundry owner and said angrily, Come and see your masterpiece! With that, he threw a thick rope on the table. The boss looked at it and said, sir, this thick rope is very good! Lao Wang roared: I sent the sheets to be washed.
37. Friends, friends, blessings and greetings need no reason; SMS, SMS, a message to convey the truth; You have a heart, I have a heart, and the two hearts really depend on each other until now; You have feelings, I have feelings, can you invite me to dinner today?
38, physics class learning inertia, the teacher found that a male classmate always looked back at the female classmate, he called him out of the classroom and said: Why do you always look at the female classmate? Male students whispered: I like watching girls since I was a child, maybe it's inertia!
39. One day, Grandpa took off his false teeth and cleaned them. The little grandson looked at them and asked in surprise, Grandpa, can you pull out your teeth, too? Why can't I take off mine? Grandpa smiled: that's a false tooth. The little grandson asked again, when should I install false teeth?
40. Hua called her classmates and asked, Where are you? At McDonald's. Hua politely said a cliche: Hey! Dude, what's delicious? I can smell the fragrance! Classmate A: I'm waiting in line in the bathroom!
4 1. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and gave her a hug. The man fell to the ground crying and said, it's the third piece. Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home?
Xiaoming, aged 42 and 3, said to Xiaogang, aged 2, "Today is Christmas. Merry Christmas to you! " Xiao Gang said, "I have no eggs to lay. What's coming? Why don't you give me an egg? "
43. I just finished writing my resume and dare not look back for the second time. Not to mention the employer, that is, my mother, my father, my relatives and my whole family, and even myself, I can't believe that the person written above is actually me!
44. While driving, a girl found a police car following her, thinking that she had violated traffic regulations, so she stopped and asked the policeman in the car, "Do you want to talk to me?" "I'm sorry," said the policeman, blushing. "I haven't got off work yet."
45. I will send you a bunch of the most beautiful bells at Christmas and hang them around your neck. When you travel around the world with Santa Claus, the children will say, look, how cute this deer is!