1 man is born by his mother, and demon is born by his mother. Whether it is a person or a demon, you can get the Tao. Anu: "Bold, you bad woman, the man who bullied me, bullied my woman, robbed my woman and yelled at my woman, do you want to die?" Tang Yu said to Anu: But you only treat me as my brother, and you still treat me as your sister ~ ~ 4 Jin Yuan: 14 Brother, young Xia. Every grain is hard ~ 5 Before entering the Lock Invitation Tower, Nine Sword Immortals gave Xiao Yao two treasures to help him deal with Ming Jiang. Finally, in all seriousness, I can still make you get away with it, and Xiao Yao is very excited. I asked what it was, nine immortals. 7 Tang Yu: Awesome! Awesome! Liu Jinyuan: Rude! Rude! Tang Yu: Where! Where! (I repeated this several times, and the rice was spit out. What's the use of being handsome? You can be a literate person or a warrior-in the last episode of Nine Immortals 9, Li Xiaoyao taught Uncle Yue Bai: "Do you know what sex is?" My monitor was almost destroyed (there is a good collection with this line in the middle). Depressed. ) Lin Yueru: Never mind. I asked my beautiful cousin to count 1 1. If she asks Ah Qi, she says, Are you fat? If she asks: Do you like being fat or thin? Seven said: I like you (Xiaoyao) 12 Xiaoyao: Seventy-four, go. Drink Hua Sanjian 13 Linger: Xiaoyao brother, I support the regiment behind you: I support you Linger: Xiaoyao brother, try harder, the regiment behind you: try harder, Linger: great, Linger: Xiaoyao brother, try harder, the regiment behind you: beware of the regiment behind you: be careful, Linger: rejuvenation with wonderful hands-behind you. 15 Yue Bai's super funny face said seriously, "May the world be peaceful forever, without war, without … idiots" 16 Ah Qi said: Go to hell, goodbye. 17 Xiaoyao: Fourteen, you are so funny. Tang Yu: Li Ge, why do you call me Fourteen Xiaoyao? I tell you, I have a friend who is so happy with you. Tang Yu, who is more stupid than him: O ~~ ~ Xiaoyao: Well, I usually call him A Qi, and you are more serious than him, so I call you 14 Jin Yuan: I see. Xiaoyao: (silly) A Qi 18 Anu: For me, food is more important than handsome guys. Li Xiaoyao: I am handsome, charming and smart. (dizzy, still ice and snow XX) 20 Anu: Wang! Woof woof woof! ~ ~ ~ ~ woof! Woo hoo! ! ! ~ ~ ~ 21month, such as: not funny, not funny: die, you go to hell. When eating and choking, the moon is like: Brother Xiaoyao eats meat! Brother Xiaoyao, you are so handsome! You forgot your old feelings so quickly and left with me immediately. Ah ~ I'm so intoxicated ~ 23 Nine immortals: It's a good thing you rejected me that year! Otherwise, I would rather hit the wall and die ~~~ 24 Buyi: If you can know this ungrateful villain and hurt him once, he is simply the idol of all our girls. 25 Tang Yu: "Have you ever seen a woman in the Central Plains being beaten and scolded by everyone?" ..... haha! ~! ~ Laugh at me! ~! ~ 26 Elder Brother Fourteen, Young Xia —— Li Gongzi —— Elder Stone's Heroic Ex —— What Ah Qi called these three people ~ 27 Tang Yu: My adoptive father sometimes taught me to eat. This is my first time to have a midnight snack! (intoxicated. Li Xiaoyao: You want me to find this evil girl. I'd better be a eunuch. Lin Yueru: Let me ask you, who is more beautiful, me or the person who shines? Xiaoyu: Miss, of course. Lin Yueru: Hypocrisy. Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu didn't lie to you. Lin Yueru: Tell me, who is beautiful? Say, say, say. Xiaoyu: It's Linger. Lin Yueru: You want to die. Get out of here I told you I never want to see you again. Li Xiaoyao: I tell you, if you eat 100 Jin, do you still need to get married by competition? I want to marry you. Lin Yueru: I don't care? (eat hard) 3 1 month; Oh, it's so stuffy. It's boring What's so funny? Xiaoyao; Death is interesting. If you are bored, go to hell. It won't be boring! Liu Jinyuan: A cup of sadness and a few affairs are nothing like drinking and having fun. Li Xiaoyao: I can't write poetry. Twenty-two thousand gold and twenty-two thousand silver belong to this great Xia. (* female laugh) What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Liu Jinyuan: True temperament, that's right. Li Xiaoyao: Of course, there is another one. Liu Jinyuan: OK. I feel at ease, dare to abandon fame and fortune, wait far away, only sigh that my heart is hard to find. Li Xiaoyao: You are thinking about that evil girl again. Please, listen to me. When you come in here, you will pick up more girls, with a round face and only love pigs and eight evils. Li Xiaoyao: It is better to eat seven grapes than to save a life ~ 34 Jin Yuan: Hello, cousin. Yueru: Hey, what are you doing here? Jinyuan: I, I'm here to challenge you (serious expression). I'm rude. Yueru (Khan): Cousin, your limbs are very simple, except for your developed mind. Jinyuan: (serious) Cousin knows very well that you don't want to be bound by red tape, so Cousin will help you, and I will try my best to beat you ... Fried beef with green pepper! ":"Pointing at the mummified woman, I asked ":"Zhang is very similar to you ~ ""People recognize their mother's life, and the devil follows her mother's life. " 40 Tang Yu "Perfect Inn is the most perfect inn in the province ..." 41Tang Yu is confident: "Before I met my adoptive father, playing erhu was my stunt." Pull, and then ... (twist. ) 42 Jiu Jianxian: What's your last name? Say! Li Xiaoyao poses: I'm good at martial arts, invincible in the world, well proportioned and charming ... Nine sages: simple! Simplify! Simplify! Li Xiaoyao Falls: ... Li Xiaoyao. 43 Jiu Jianxian: Don't call me so old. Actually, I'm one or two days older than you at most. Li Xiaoyao: A day or two? Oh, (shaking his head) ... Ten years is like one day ... 44 Liu Jinyuan: It's better to know each other than to fall in love. 45 Xiaoyao: Do you know? This is called flirting. Linger: This is called flirting? Yue Bai: The earth is round (cold).