In the usual study, work and life, many people are familiar with some widely circulated quotations. Quotation is a new entry with philosophical and special significance, which is produced by naming people's words, netizens' words and social events. So did you really understand those quotations? The following are funny and inspirational weight loss quotations I compiled for reference only, hoping to help everyone.

Funny inspirational weight loss quotations 1 1. Eating was the happiest when I was a child, but it was the most troublesome when I grew up. When I was a child, my parents wanted to be fat, but when I grew up, I wanted to be thin. It's okay to be fat and thin. Lose weight moderately, so that parents can rest assured. Filial piety is the first of all virtues, and health is the most important!

2. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you!

Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

4, don't have this idea! Losing weight will start tomorrow. Because there are countless tomorrows, I really want to lose weight from today!

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I pinch my fingers to count. Emma, my stomach won again today.

6. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

7. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

8, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister is only five and a half pounds when she is the thinnest!

9. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.

10, believe in yourself! You can do it! You can eat like a pig if you lose weight! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesman will only say: this dress may be a little big for you! Losing weight will not fail. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful!

1 1, in a foreign land, gain three pounds on holidays.

12. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Many things happen. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

13, man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal."

14. Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while.

15, the cigarette should be burned to the end, and the old wine should be drunk to deny the six parents. Mahjong should be rubbed to the waist, and cards should be played to Dai Yue. You have to brag until you don't believe it, and flattery should be filmed in the dark. Dance until you are exhausted and lose weight until you are dying.

16, be a girl who loves to laugh. I heard that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck; Be a crying girl, because I want to live longer; Be a girl who loves to sleep and sleeps brilliantly. Be a girl who loves to eat, and she will be thin after eating; Be a doting girl. You deserve everything you value.

17, for the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full and study it well.

18, a friend told me that she would come to me after she lost weight. I'm worried about that. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

19, I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

20, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

2 1, I used to be thin, and it hurts to think about it.

22. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

23, don't date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!

24, I want to thin into a light, illuminate all the obscene fat paper!

25. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

26. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.

27. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

28. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

29, a bowl of mung bean soup in summer, detoxification to summer game; Cucumber is also a treasure, and weight loss and beauty are indispensable; Tomatoes are nutritious, beautiful and tender, with few diseases. One day in San Xiao, life is hard to get old. I wish you a good mood, good health and all the best!

30. Losing weight means eating all the delicious food in the world in one day. In order to realize this lofty and happy ideal, I decided to eat it now! Only in this way can we save enough strength to lose weight!

3 1, every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

32. There are doorways to maintain health in summer. Raw pears moisten the lungs and resolve phlegm. Apples have high antidiarrheal nutrition. Cucumber is effective in losing weight. They suppress cancer kiwifruit. Tomatoes nourish blood and nourish skin. Lotus root relieves anxiety and wine. Oranges regulate qi and resolve phlegm. Leek tonifies the kidney and warms the knees and waist.

33. Since impotence and lung cancer are both labeled on cigarette cases, why not label diabetes and fat paper on chocolate?

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

35. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

37. I'm not fat, just inconspicuous.

38. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

39. Losing weight is called by fat people and done by thin people.

40. Don't always go out on a date and hide in the house to keep warm; Don't continue to grind your teeth to lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't wear thin clothes to keep cool, but wear thick clothes to keep warm; Don't stare blankly, just give me a message. Friend, winter is coming, take care of yourself!

4 1, being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

42. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.

43. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

44. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

45. When the burden of the mind strangles my heart, flying becomes an illusory bubble, and at most only dreams sleep in the air. To fly higher and go further, we must first unload the burden and let the soul lose weight, and the wings of the soul will let you travel in the air and the world.

46. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

47. I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I don't think about tea and rice, I can't sleep well, and I am getting thinner and thinner.

48. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!

49. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

50. In hot summer, recommend a good product to cool off the heat. Don't look bitter. It has the effects of relieving summer heat, clearing heart fire and improving eyesight, and can also lose weight for women. What are you waiting for? Eating bitter gourd at noon will make you cool and calm all day.

Slimming is a habit, not the abyss of life. By forming this habit, losing weight will become as simple as washing your face and brushing your teeth every day.

2, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women!

If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

4, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

5, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way out.

6, you are already a fat man who has fallen into the dirt of the air suit!

7. Stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

8. Never vent your emotions on food. Find other ways to replace them. It is best to exercise.

9. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

10, overeating is a shameful act and a waste of national food. Think of those who are starving!

1 1, don't show your teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

12, hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

13, why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat, or what?

14, Sister Men, Fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!

15, losing weight is a very simple thing, that is, eating less and exercising more. Don't make it too complicated, it's not good for your health, or it will cause psychological problems, but it will bring more trouble.

16, beauty despises us fat people! "We deserve it." Who told others to have perseverance? If others can control themselves, they have the right to laugh. We don't want to be laughed at, we must stick to it!

17, no matter how thin, as long as the rebound is not controlled, it is absolutely successful!

18, big s is to eat a banana every day for 3 weeks. So you see, just bear it. Why can't others do it?

19, women will not be cruel to themselves, but men will be cruel to women.

20. Again: Being thin means being hungry. It's hard to lose weight if you keep eating.

2 1, like the ugly and thin woman around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?

22, you just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

23. Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!

24. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man who wears out the dirt of expired clothes!

25. The key is to persist and have confidence. Others can, you will do better! Have your own wisdom.

26, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? How long has it been since I ate? Have I ever lost you since I was a child? How did this happen? Shameless, eat, look at your fat face, what qualifications to eat! Fat bitch!

27. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

28. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

Funny inspirational weight loss quotations 3 1, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

2. If a woman wants to be beautiful, she should be hard on herself.

As long as you work hard, there is no fertilizer in the world.

4. Lose excess fat and build a perfect body shape.

5. Stick to it, then stick to it.

6. Reduce overweight and improve health quality.

7, the weight loss area, my site, I am the master.

8. Never too old to learn.

9. Reduce beauty and show yourself.

10, reduce fat and reproduce beauty.

1 1. Those who don't stop eating now will reap 10 Jin tomorrow.

12, a small step to lose weight, a big step to health.

13, women are not cruel to themselves, but men are cruel to women!

14, there are no ugly women, only lazy women.

15, burn excess fat and build a slim figure.

16, insist on losing weight, beautiful carving.

17, come on! You can definitely lose weight!

18, try to be a healthy person and enjoy a happy life.

19, there is always a price for being beautiful.

20. Lose stubborn fat and keep a perfect figure.

2 1, a little thinner every day, a little healthier every day.

22, no matter how difficult it is, we must persist! No excuses.

23. Beauty always comes at a price.

24. Keeping beautiful is a woman's lifelong career.

25. Take part in physical exercise and build a beautiful figure.

26. Be a slimming model and be a healthy person.

27. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend will not want you!

28. What can I do if I can't even do the little thing of losing weight well?

29, reasonable weight loss, body.

30. Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career.

3 1, it is not difficult to lose weight, as long as you have perseverance.

32, ten fat people, nine lazy people.

33. When walking, your boyfriend can take care of your waist.

34. Lose weight and enhance women's self-confidence.

35, resolutely lose weight! My body is my decision.

36, fashion to lose weight, perfect shaping.

37. Participate in healthy weight loss and enhance your charm.

38. Losing weight is an attitude towards life.

39, health first, perseverance.

40. If you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch.

4 1, life is immortal, and weight loss is unlimited.

42. Weight drops and health rises.

43. To lose weight, you must have such a determination: be thin or die!

44. Only a woman who can beat herself can lose weight successfully.

45. Persevere in losing weight to the end.

46. Beauty always comes at a price.

47. Be a dieter and enjoy a healthy life.

48, insist on losing weight, everything is possible.

49, weight loss, strength comes from control.

50. Lose weight, increase self-confidence and be an attractive woman.

5 1, pay attention to figure and health.

52, often lose weight, have health; Throw away the fat. You have a great figure.

53. Think about the supercilious look of the service girl in the shopping mall.

54. I'm not afraid of becoming a devil. I'm only 90 years old.

As long as you have perseverance, you will succeed!

56. Eliminate excess fat and improve the quality of life.

57, the excess fat has been lost, and the weight is not overweight.

58. Lose excess fat and build a charming figure.

59. The road to losing weight is tortuous, and the future of losing weight is bright.

60. Lose weight happily and lose weight happily.

6 1. Drinks must be sweetened and fresh milk must be skimmed.

62. Lose weight and find the feeling of being as light as a swallow.

63. If you want to look thin in front of people, you must be lean in the back.

64, the heart is not as good as action, weight loss from now on.

65. What you lose is your weight, but what you gain is your health.

66. Exercise your legs frequently and keep your mouth shut to lose weight.

67. Change the quality of life, starting with losing weight.

68. Do not restrain yourself and envy others for life!

69. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend will not want you!

70. After losing weight successfully, you can go out.

7 1, keep a happy mood every day and enjoy the fun of losing weight.

72. Think of the sisters who support you at school! ! !

73, participate in weight loss and body shaping, and achieve the devil's figure.

74. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight.

75, healthy weight loss, bodybuilding.

76. Make up your mind not to be afraid of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties and lose weight successfully.

77. Lose excess weight and keep a perfect figure.

78. Lose weight and never look back.

79. Keep your weight up to standard and keep your body healthy.

80, confidence, determination, perseverance, three hearts in one.

8 1, even if you die, you should be thin until you are 90 years old, and come back with fat.

82, exercise strong muscles, lose weight does not reduce health.

83. Lose weight and exercise every day.

84. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Must lose weight!

85, a person can't even control his own weight, how can he control his life!

86. There are no ugly women in the world, only lazy women!

87. What is lost is excess fat, and what is left is beauty and health.

88. Anyone who is not paralyzed should move!

89. Fatty, I'll fight with you!

90. I am determined to turn over a new leaf and change my beauty.

9 1, don't do your hair until you lose weight.

92. Losing weight has not been successful, and peers still need to work hard.

93. Losing weight is the same as keeping fit. Health and happiness go hand in hand.

94, life is endless, lose weight!

95. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

96. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.

97, not the thinnest, only thinner.

98. Losing weight is real, and health is available every day.

99, lose weight, I choose, I like it.

100, think about how others look at extinct dinosaurs.

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