Few men like to accompany their wives to the shopping center, and neither does the riverside, or rather, it used to be.

All friends who know the river know that we are absolutely uncompromising at home. At that time, just after getting married, Jiang, a law student, called a family meeting, moved his parents with his personal charm and sincere attitude, put down what he was doing and took time to attend the meeting. At the meeting, I reviewed the family's long-term work as an executive vice-parent, and solemnly sealed two chapters for my parents. No, it's absolutely not allowed. Although Binjiang is the executive vice-mother, it will never give in on this principle.

If the reader asks: What are the two chapters of Jiang's standing appointment? Listen to the riverside one by one. First, the wife is always right. Second, when the wife is wrong, please refer to the first one. Please don't pat the brick after listening. The river head has been tempered, and the small brick has long been fearless.

According to the contract, I can't stop going to the shopping center with my parents. I often think that if all the Long March roads are built into shopping malls, it is estimated that the brave and fearless Red Army soldiers will be exhausted. Although the words are mysterious, they are reasonable. Wandering in the middle of a dazzling array of clothes racks, two parts are suffering, my heart is tired and my feet hurt. Add one more, and your face will be stiff. Go shopping with a face of class struggle under the power of women? It happens to people who lose confidence in life. Always smile, which reflects a man's generosity and broad mind.

Don't laugh at readers. This is the experience of the river for many years, and most people haven't told him yet. I used to go shopping with my parents and wanted to express my views. I always thought that advice when I was unhappy was good for my actions, but I finally found out that what my parents needed was not advice when I was unhappy, but an appropriate response.

One day, in a shopping mall, my parents tried on all the clothes, shook their heads and sighed, and turned to ask Jiang Changzhi: Should I lose weight? Jiang Chang has jumped a lot of similar "traps". As the saying goes: people can't always stumble in a pit. With the passage of time, Jiang Changzhi also gradually improved and matured, so he replied: No! It's not about losing weight at all, it's about clothes! Designers have been seriously divorced from the market and the public. Who would wear such slim clothes? Parents are very satisfied and happy with the answer by the river. Jiang Chang is very pleased to make her parents happy.

Since we are shopping, the price of clothes is inevitable. After years of experience, Mr. Jiang knows very well that in front of your parents, you should never comment on how expensive a dress is. If readers don't believe it, when knives and axes are added up, it is said that the river made a prophecy. Once, while wandering around, my parents suddenly brightened up and became interested in a dress. Jiang, who stood on the sidelines with a sharp eye, glanced slightly and saw that the label was not obvious. The price tag was 3,800 yuan. At this point, Bao was shy and used his quick wits, so he nodded and shook his head. The parents were surprised and asked. Standing Jiang proudly replied: the clothes are good, but I don't feel like your elegant temperament. These clothes are old. Hearing this, my parents turned away without hesitation. She didn't seem to notice that Jiang Chang quietly touched a cold sweat behind him.

Of course, the two cases cited by the other party are past tense. Today, Jiang Changzhi has entered the middle-aged ranks, and his mentality has long been different from the past. He gradually became calm and impetuous. Inadvertently, he still has some expectations for going shopping with his parents. Parents are well dressed and gentle, and Jiang's standing face also has face, doesn't it?

In Jiang's eyes, parents are enlightened leaders, and they have a skill, and every time they have amazing words.

At a party, Liu Jun, an old subordinate of the riverside, tried his best to please the boss's "leader", saying that the boss on the riverside was never short of money, which was his wife's consideration. Parents proudly replied: Is a man with no money in his pocket still called a "man"? I'm in-law's family. I have to bring 180 when I buy steamed bread! As soon as this statement came out, he raised his chair and laughed. Others don't know, but Jiang understands that parents are very frugal in running the family, preferring to spend less money on themselves than to let men be wronged outside.

For shopping, parents try to educate the riverside: men who don't like shopping with their wives are not good men; A man who always revolves around his wife is not a good man either. Unfortunately, Jiang Chang is very straightforward. So far, he has failed to draw a clear line between the two.

Yesterday, my parents suddenly said to Teacher Jiang: You have been concentrating on your creation recently, and it is very hard. You're going to be famous. How about buying a dress with you to decorate your writer's temperament? Jiang executive flattered, gladly. One afternoon, my parents were addicted to the back street of Qian Jie, Ginza. Check and buy a winter coat for my young master. For the loss of ginger, parents plausibly said: it's not that I won't buy it for you. You don't like anything I like. In this regard, Jiang Chang is only passive. Grateful, I said to my parents: You have seen so many clothes. It doesn't matter if I don't buy it. Is there anything you like?

Parents patted Jiang Changzhi on the shoulder with relief: Can you teach me or accompany me around again? Seemingly less patient than his parents, Sun Yang had no choice but to go home. In the dim night, Jiang Chang helped his parents choose two pieces and volunteered to pay the bill. The action by the river won high praise from parents.

When I entered the house, I didn't want to eat. My parents can't wait to try on clothes in front of the mirror. Jiang Chang and the young master stood cooing, and the atmosphere was harmonious and pleasant.

Riverside suddenly realized that the happiness of parents is the goal of Jiang's standing struggle, and my wish is enough, so I wrote a composition to commemorate it.