Funny jokes are very short, and you can often hear others telling jokes in your life. Listening to jokes when you are in a bad mood is particularly good and comfortable. There are many jokes in our life, so what are the short jokes? Come and study with me.

Funny jokes are short 1

1. Give you a watermelon. When you are in a bad mood, you can use a small knife to cut and cut. At the same time, you can vent and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons.

I met a beggar at the station. He has a piece of paper in his hand, which says: I am deaf and dumb, please give me some charity. I suspected that he was a liar, so I said, sorry, I can't read.

Then he spoke: Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a ticket home. Please lend me some money. I'm surprised: aren't you deaf? He was also surprised: can't you read?

3. Someone just learned to ride a bike when he was a child, and ran into the street unconsciously. When he saw an old man walking in front of him, he felt he was going to hit him and shouted, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a while without moving, and as a result, he turned around and ran into it. The old man stood up and said, you aimed.

4. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call. A woman said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time." Then she hung up and left me standing in the wind.

A girl was punished for running laps in the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it began to rain and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy running after her with an umbrella and moving it to the girl's head.

Introduction to funny jokes 2. I was admitted to college, my sister and brother-in-law went home, and my sister gave me money.

Then I heard my brother-in-law say, "The money your sister gave you is for college, not for college students. It has a special purpose! "

Me: "Daughter-in-law, do you think it is rude for me to have sex with you?"

Wife: "I don't think so. At best, you are violent, not rude. "

After listening, I was speechless!

Landlord: "I married a wife ten years younger than myself, and I obviously can't satisfy her recently!" " My wife has been stewing ginseng, sea cucumber and velvet antler for aphrodisiac for me every day recently. I am very distressed and feel that this is not the solution to the problem. Please help me! "

God replied: "If ginseng, sea cucumber and velvet antler don't work, try eggplant, cucumber and carrot!" "

The crow met the magpie this morning and said, "Why are you so haggard?"

The magpie said, "I helped the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cross the bridge last night."

"That in previous years also didn't see you so tired? ''

"ah! The two goods are not good at watching jokes, so they play the stage of shock ........................ "

One day I took the subway and accidentally took TT out when I took out my mobile phone. I pretended not to see it because there was sister paper around.

After a while, an aunt came over and said loudly, young man, you dropped your Guanyin. . . .

Then the eyes of the whole car turned to me.

Aunt, this is not Guanyin, but Pu 'er. I'll give it to you and get it back for you.

Funny jokes are short. 1. The coach encouraged the female students who just got their driver's license to drive boldly on the road. Female student: "I'm afraid …" Coach: "What are you afraid of? It should be someone else, not you! "

On a hot summer day, I handed a sweaty courier a bottle of German beer. He swallowed it in one gulp, burped and asked me what to send. I said, "You drink it ..."

Third, go to the new company for an interview. The interviewer asked, "Are you organized?" I said, "absolutely no problem! I once organized a big strike in my last company! "

A group of doctors are chatting. One of them said, it's time for our hospital to change the surgical equipment. These knives are too blunt to use. A boy came to circumcise the foreskin the day before yesterday. The knife was too blunt to cut into lace.

High school classmates invited us to his house for a party and met us at the station. When I got off the bus at the station, I saw a group of classmates arrive, all with all kinds of milk and wine, but I didn't buy anything. When I was embarrassed, my mind flashed and I turned to chase the bus and shouted, "Master, stop! I forgot to bring something! " When I saw that the car really stopped, I was proud of my wit!

Lao Wang: Son, who hit you? Son: Xiaoming and I had a fight downstairs, and he hit me! Lao Wang: Xiaoming is only 9 years old. You are 13. Why can't you beat him? Son: I listened to you and said I let you choose your weapon! As a result, he chose his father!