The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

Every time I swear to lose weight, I just shout it out. If I can't lose these fats, I can scare them!

The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

I felt the layers of fat on my stomach and said to my mother in a complaining tone, "Why did you make me so fat?" My mother gave me a look and said, "When I gave birth to you, you were only 7 kg. It's none of my business to be so fat now ... "

5. "Husband, I feel so fat and want to lose weight." "Never lose weight. Now you have to use ugliness and fatness as an excuse. "

6. I have tried my best. Why can't I lose weight? I can lose weight for eight hours every day except eating!

What is the pain that can be felt? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

8. I don't know when I will be blessed. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.

9. "Cousin, what made you decide to lose weight?" "After getting drunk last time" and "Just getting drunk can make you decide to lose weight?" "When you carried me to bed, I heard you shout: one.

Two.

Three. Let's go "

With Tenuto, for the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full and study it well.

1 1. This year I intended to turn into a lightning bolt to cover your eyes, but I didn't want to turn into a solid wall to block your view.

12. My friend often works in a beauty shop to lose weight. When I was with her that day, she looked at the newly posted price list and said discontentedly to the proprietress, "I lost a catty of 20 yuan last time, how did it suddenly rise to a catty of 50 yuan?" The proprietress said, "Pork has risen to 18 yuan a catty. Can I make sense if I don't raise prices here? "

Thirteen. If you can't control your mouth and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-chubby is not winter.

14. mowing the grass every day is very painful. Looking in the mirror in the morning, crying all morning, unable to put on clothes, my heart is very painful. It is even more painful to wear. Want to eat less painlessly is the most reliable!

15. I just eat and drink all day, and I gained a lot of weight at once! Suddenly, I met an old man selling slimming plaster, saying that it was a valid and invalid refund, and I could lose weight 10 kg in 7 days. When I got home, I found that I forgot to ask where I posted it. Open the manual and see three words: "stick it on your mouth."

16. How dare I fall? Weighing scale is behind me.

17. Although fat people are usually afraid to expose themselves, they take off their clothes as soon as they weigh themselves. You can lose one or two.

You said many years ago, take care of yourself. I haven't lost weight.

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

20. Have a cup of milk tea after a tiring day. Don't worry, as long as no one sees it, you should consider it zero calorie.

Never be fat, or you will be poor enough to beg, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

22. The reason why I eat myself so roundly is so as not to be looked down upon by others.

Twenty-three When the unit organizes a physical examination, it is weighed in front of everyone. After you weigh it, it dissolves.