College funny copywriting sentence (1) 1. Sadness when leaving after graduation, getting on and off the bus with each other, full of sadness, passing by the bus stop sign. .
2. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? How much do you know when you stand at attention It's sunny today, and we beg for mercy. We used to be handsome, but Zhu Yan has changed. I asked you how much you can suffer, thinking hard about the Red Army's 25,000. I wish you all learn to appreciate the other side of it, taste the truth of life and start a new century in college life.
3. Standing in the military posture during military training, the instructor asked: Are you tired? A classmate replied: tired! The instructor said, ok, stand for another five minutes! ; Another student replied: no, the instructor said: ok, stand for another five minutes. Oh, what is the difference? There are also wonderful military training boring, annual quotations, come on!
4. Military training means shouting, singing, walking, shouting slogans, singing military songs and marching forward. Can't any boys shout? No girl can sing well? Can you stand still without two legs? Therefore, military training for college students is the most beautiful, with handsome guys and beautiful women, and having a good time hand in hand. I wish the students a happy military training, and everyone will reap their own bright tomorrow!
Military training instructors are all male soldiers in their early twenties. One day they made rounds, found the girls' dormitory, pushed open the door, and found that there was a dazzling array of underwear inside. The instructors were shy and gave a dizzy comment in a panic: that rabbit underwear is so cute. . . May you enjoy your hardships and spend your military training easily.
6. Who is suffering, who is tired and who is suffering? New youth, new mankind, a new generation of reform and opening up! College students, that's miserable, that's back, sweating till dark! There is no water, my legs are sore, and my body is dying. I look forward to the beauty of moonlight and night. I really want to fall asleep! I hope all military training students can successfully complete military training.
7. I can no longer secretly pay attention to you from the corner of my eye.
8. Take off noble brand names and gorgeous clothes. Throw away the quirks in life and put the laws and regulations in military training on the shelf. The princess became Cinderella and the prince became a poor boy. Once in a while, look back on the dullness and satisfaction of life, and life will be happy and comfortable!
9. A university dug ditches everywhere because of laying cables. One day, a classmate from another school came to play. First he saw pits everywhere, and then he saw rows of students in military uniforms training. He couldn't help sighing loudly: the military training in this school is really formal, and so many trenches have been dug. Happy military training for freshmen!
10, usually heroic, but today's temperament is average. Exquisite on weekdays, hard today. There are no princes and princesses here, only soldiers. His first duty is to obey orders. Students remember the hard life of military training, be strict in discipline, break through themselves and achieve greater transcendence!
1 1, the exam is coming. I wish you good luck in the exam and good grades!
12, exercise everyone's quality in military training and arouse students' ponder in entertainment. Innocent smiling face, silly expression, silly laughter, shocking and interesting stories all gather the stories of military training. Don't forget to keep exercising after military training in order to make yourself energetic!
13, the military training began, and the formation quickly assembled, and each class lined up next to each other. After the assembly, the instructor shouted: Attention! At ease! Count off! Students count once: one, two, three ... eleven, twelve. At this time, the instructor and the whole class laughed, and the students in the adjacent class also reported later. I wish you a happy military training, strong physique, excellent grades and friendship first.
14, during military training, our instructor was very short. He stood in the front row and played with us while kicking the goose step, asking us to look up to him. The girl next to me said, instructor, where are you? It's hard to find you. I wish you a happy military training life.
15, stand at attention, be at ease, March in a hurry, 1. 1. Please pay attention to the students in front, and the students behind will follow up. Only by uniting together can we create miracles, and keeping pace with each other is the collective honor. Military training makes us understand the importance of strict discipline, and also makes us understand self-improvement, self-love and exercise will. I wish you all a wonderful university life through military training.
16, military training is true, instructors are strict and students are sweet; One, two, three, four, assemble, ring the bell; Students are very busy, wearing hats and clothes, looking for the captain; Stand at attention, look to the right and count. I wish the students listen to the order, keep up and shout loudly.
17, sadness at graduation. Get in the car and leave the other car. A station full of sadness. A speeding stop sign.
18 We had a military training in the morning 1, dressed neatly and carrying backpacks, and the team was vast. When we walked to the residential area, the old people who enjoyed the cool got up to watch and asked: Which unit are you from? Why do so many people wear glasses? May the freshmen be healthy and have a healthy body.
19, you are the busiest in military training, and your orders are loud; Sweating on the back of clothes is never wrong; The most enviable and mini clothes for students. Although getting along is very short, but the words are remembered. I wish the instructor a safe life and wish the students success in their studies.
20. The opening words of military training in a school: Fengtian aircraft carrier, the principal said, the auspicious moment has arrived, and military training has begun! In the meantime, dear friends, we should unite as one, not afraid of hardship, not flattering, and successfully complete the tasks assigned by the party and the people! Face military training calmly and gain health and happiness!
2 1. We will wait and see what kind of visual collision and ideological spark will occur when the green flowers in the army meet with the proud children of Tianfu, when strict military discipline collides with free and relaxed school rules, and when the straight military posture of officers is compared with that of students. I hope you will guard against arrogance and rashness, work hard and make a good start in your college career!
22. The military training in September in universities 15 days is the crisp autumn season. On the first day, we were tired at Junzi Station. When we return to the dormitory, we are all looking forward to tomorrow's rain. Sure enough, it rained for seven days in a row, and playing cards in the dormitory cultivated our exquisite skills. I wish the freshmen all their wishes come true and complete the military training easily!
23, the military training season is full of youth, dare to say and dare to practice, it can be said that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers; The instructor is old, capable and best at it. It can be said that ginger is old and spicy; Stop arguing, officials are better than the people. Students should pay close attention to training and catch up with instructors.
24. On the first day, no one in the class confessed. On the second day, someone began to confess. On the third day, everyone rushed to confess because they didn't confess.
25, military training, standing in the military posture, a person standing straight and straight, walking in a proper way, the instructor was excited and severely praised. As soon as the words were finished, a man fell down from heatstroke and his children's shoes were quickly lifted. The tutor thinks: flowers get green leaves to help! I wish you all children's shoes academic progress and good health in the new semester. Eat delicious!
26, military training from morning till night, the skin is from white to black, and my back is sore, my back hurts, my legs cramp, and I can't sleep late anymore. Dear, military training is very hard. Take care of yourself.
1 1: Once upon a time, I came to Mayflower with a sense of loss because I failed in the college entrance examination. In this boarding school, I feel the warmth of home, the strict rules and regulations of the school, and the rules of work and rest. What reminds me most is my mother's stern expression and the teachers here, which gives me a feeling that I can't express in words.
28. Military training was held in an emergency at night. A buddy A was too tired to get up, so he told a classmate B in a neighboring shop to give me a shout when he counted off, but that classmate really reported it twice in the original tone. After listening, the instructor didn't say anything else, so he said "A" and "B" and got out of the queue ... I wish the military training smooth, study hard and live a good life.
29, military training One day, the little instructor played tricks and turned the cards for us. There was no movement at all. What happened? It turned out that the elasticity of the ground was not good, and the chin was swollen for several days. Very distressed but want to laugh! Instructors are not terrible, get along with them!
30. The military training started in early autumn, and the trainees and instructors went into battle together; Run step by step, keep your legs straight and walk straight; Sweating is really practical, creating good grades in our class. Work hard and wish the students a smooth military training.
3 1, military training began to lag behind the troops, crouched down, just couldn't lift his legs, stood in a military posture and wanted to sleep, but the training of instructors was still wrong. The collective meeting was forced to quit the team and shed two lines of tears. I can't fight with everyone. I'm really upset! I hope everyone will train well, don't fall behind, cherish every day of military training and create a new era of college life!
32. The beauty on the other side, 12345, we waited so hard, 1234567, we waited so hard, don't think too much! Dude, I just want to hear you sing a song and wish you a happy life in Wan Li University through military training.
33,2: Look up, the library is on the left. It is no exaggeration to say that I watched her grow up. I still remember that when the library was still in the construction stage, I once stepped on the construction road with gravel everywhere. When I was a freshman, I got up early every morning, ran around the library several times, broke out in a sweat, ate early in the cafeteria and went to the classroom for morning reading.
15: No one will forget what he has forgotten, even if he forgets his voice, his smile and his face, but this emotional infection will not change forever.
35. During military training, the quilt was asked to fold tofu blocks. A freshman sewed a quilt with a needle because it could not be folded. As a result, the instructor found out and threw the quilt on the ground. The instructor said that it was the first time to see college students folding quilts for so many years. Freshmen wish them a happy military training with this story!
On the day of military training break, I sang with girls. As a result, the boys lost miserably here. The instructor was in a hurry and went into battle in person. The result may be that he is too anxious. No sooner had he finished singing than he choked up and coughed violently. A classmate at the back smiled: singing too fast, it's stuck! I wish the freshmen happy every day and complete the military training task perfectly!
37. During the military training of college students, the instructor found someone passing a note and asked it to read. The contents are as follows: morning exercise: anvil at dawn, eating: swallowing heaven and earth, standing in military posture: alien plan, five-kilometer cross-country: dead zone, tactical lesson: biochemical expert, digging trenches: earth world, knowing how to exercise: Warcraft, standing at night post: escaping into darkness, exercise lesson: commanding. Without thinking, someone blurted out: touching experts! The instructor was furious: Who said that? The same voice replied: Crusader without regrets! Happy military training for freshmen!
38. At the beginning of military training, some female students began to scold the instructors to death. Now, some lesbians learn to cry to death. This instructor is really charming! In such a short time, feelings have been cultivated so deeply and so powerfully! Heartfelt congratulations to the students for winning the battle.