Fortunately, I was not cheated, otherwise the old man is so old, and the consequences of getting angry in a hurry are very serious!
3. The consequence of impudence on weekends is anger and bad mouth.
4. The Rouge Pavilion caught fire seriously, with a blocked nose, hoarse voice and a headache. Then drink mung bean oatmeal in the morning, think about mung beans at night and eat spicy snacks.
5. Catch a cold for a week at the beginning of school. Angry until now. My mouth hurts like hell.
6. One day, my mouth ached, and the big bag at the corner of my mouth just bit me. Then the wound began to grow sore, and after eating takeout for several days, the whole person was so angry and dry.
7. I have a good appetite recently and can eat five meals a day. Throat inflammation, nose fire, uncontrollable.
8. My legs and buttocks are so painful that I can't breathe, and my throat is a little sore. If I eat too many oranges and peppers, I will get angry. I hope I can get up better tomorrow morning.
9. Maybe I feel that I am not miserable enough. The accumulated excessive internal heat broke out these days. I've had a cold for two days from my initial sore throat to my cough, and I haven't recovered yet. I think I will sleep for two days, and the quality of sleep is worse. I seldom cook once after a long time. My mother, the winter melon soup is too weak, and the fried cucumber is not cooked enough. Whoo! What have I done to myself?
10. Hello, Grandma Zhang, my baby is seven months old. I want to give him some probiotics. The baby's stool is not very good, a little sauce, and some are still on fire. What kind of probiotics is better? Thank you.
1 1. My mouth hurts. I want to eat oranges.
12. The one who got angry recently still ate hot and sour powder.
13. In order to prevent the Chinese New Year from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry!
14. A week has passed, and I am still a 56kg girl. I'm still horny. I wonder if a light diet can make me lose weight again.
15. My gums were swollen for three days just because I ate a KFC that just came out of the pot. How angry! Yesterday, I thought that the journey of getting angry with my mouth full of blood ended. Today, it seems to be worse, and my whole mouth feels uncomfortable.
16. I got angry. At first, it was just gum pain, then mouth pain, and then throat pain. It's all right now. My whole head hurts.
17. My cough hasn't healed yet, and I got angry here again. I have a toothache and a sore throat, and I haven't stopped taking the medicine.
18. After several days of planning, my left eye is very uncomfortable. I have been drinking mint water, half a glass of water and half a cup of mint for the past two days. The mint family is so big.
19. The doctor told me not to eat seafood in the near future, because I got angry and my fever continued to be low. Isn't this a sentence for me?
A humorous circle of friends is on fire and says article 2: 20. I have a sore throat and can't swallow anything. My mother said she was angry.
2 1. It seems that it has been decades, and I haven't remembered it like this. I cann't believe I'm so angry in my mouth
22. Angry, toothache, then toothache stopped and my face became swollen. I don't even know my swollen mother.
23. Autumn is really an unpleasant season, with colds, fever, runny nose, sore throat, excessive internal heat, oral fire, oral ulcers and dry skin ... plus good things, well, this is sour and refreshing. ...
24. This is a disgrace to Zhoushan people. They ate seafood yesterday, but today they got angry and their mouths burst.
25. I don't know if it was caused by getting angry or how. My mouth hurts!
26. It's easy to get angry when something is on your mind. When you are angry, it will affect your mood. You can't eat if you are in a bad mood. If you can't eat, you can't grow meat. If you can't grow your body again, you will come down. ...
27. I want to do stretching or activities every day. I can't move when I think about it every day. I was defeated by inertia again and again. I got angry and began to bubble.
28. What's wrong with me? Get angry and take cold medicine, then have diarrhea, then take diarrhea medicine, and get angry again?
29. This place is rainy! But people get angry easily. Now I have a sore throat and am angry. Am I full of nonsense?
Although the fire was serious, I couldn't help lighting it for several days.
3 1. Today, my gums are swollen. It's so uncomfortable that I can hardly talk. Anger is very serious. Pangge spicy hotpot is poisonous.
32. Is it true that people who like to eat Chili tend to have a bad mouth and get angry again, but they still continue to eat spicy food and fight poison with poison?
33. I'm not used to Tibetan food. I eat Sichuan food three times a day. I don't want to eat spicy food, which leads to serious internal heat.
34. My friends, life is at its peak. I was so happy that my angry mouth cracked with laughter.
35. A person got angry, his mouth ached, and his face got pimples. He wanted to eat hot pot because it was snowing outside. Let's talk about it after eating anyway.
Recently, oranges have flooded, and several oranges have successfully caught fire in the morning, evening and evening.
37. Why do you all have a bad appetite? Angry. Go get angry! Take care of yourself.
38. Everyday life is like a war. I was busy from the blink of an eye to sleep at night. The road is long and the road is blocked. A hot pot is urgently needed to prolong life, and you should avoid it when you are angry.
Eat durian, humorous friends, talk about collecting 40 sentences.
Talk about the mood of friends who eat durian humor (I) 1. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
Whether you like durian or not, please be a durian, don't please everyone, and be yourself.
3. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Does anyone like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?
4. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.
5. Made an old Cantonese dessert, jiaozi cake, with salted egg yolk and durian, and the taste was delicate! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!
6. Who can believe that our three-year-old ice cub likes durian very much! Squinting your eyes is delicious!
7. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.
8. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.
9. I ate durian and thought it was mine.
10. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough, but he likes durian.
1 1. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!
12. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack and peels off the skin, and a bad smell passes to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.
13. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.
14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.
15. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and my roommate Taitung brought back shrimp slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.
16. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
17. Durian tastes delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.
18. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.
19. I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed, floss and Beckham. As long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, fried bananas are really delicious.
20. If I had sat under the durian tree, my job would not be so easy now.
Talking about the humor of friends who eat durian (part two) 2 1. Eat durian and strawberries after getting up. Life during the holiday is really good!
22. This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.
23. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?
24. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.
25. I ate two pieces of durian and felt guilty for an hour to make up for it.
26. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
27. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
28. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!
29. If I can cross, I must eat a durian in front of Newton's house.
30. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.
3 1. I ate seven or eight kilograms of durian at a time. The whole person is refreshed.
32. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the taste of hiccups is ... magic.
33. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.
34. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.
35. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.
Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.
37. I ate a piece of durian at noon, and now it's still stuck in my heart. It's annoying ~
38. Save people ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I only had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I always want to vomit, which makes me very uncomfortable.
39. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~
40. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.
A funny circle of friends with toothache speaks 40 sentences of copywriting.
Funny circle of friends with toothache, talk about copywriting (I) 1. Who can tell me why I still have a toothache when I have a cold? A stuffy nose and a sore throat are not enough? I still have a toothache. I have a toothache. I can't let people eat well.
2. When you are in a bad mood, your body will be disordered, and you will have a headache, toothache and sore feet.
I slept with toothache for 12 hours last night, and took a medicine at work this morning.
4. Cold+swollen gums, toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. The terrible thing is that I can't eat, and it hurts when I eat my teeth.
Recently, I have toothache, face pain, back pain at home, and I can't sleep well. Finally, I can get some air.
6. Why does toothache drool when sleeping? I'm afraid to lie down, but I can't live up to my sleep and bed.
7. I dance every day except when I sleep. I don't want to take medicine or get an injection.
8. Toothache is not a disease, it hurts to death! !
9. Toothache and sore throat, so I don't know whether it's a bad toothache or a bad sore throat. Anyway, it's just a mouthful of saliva, toothache and sore throat.
10. Toothache. I can't sleep. I regret having a root canal treatment. This tooth still hurts, and it feels heavy, rejecting foreign body sensation. Other teeth feel relaxed. This feeling is really heavy. I always feel in the way. I really want to pull it out.
1 1. I woke up with a toothache and couldn't eat anything. Why haven't I lost weight at all? This is not scientific.
12. If you have a stomachache, you don't want to eat. You can't take medicine without eating. If you don't take medicine, your stomach will hurt. If you have a stomachache, you don't want to eat.
It was a Saturday night. For some reason, my tooth suddenly hurts. Soon, my left cheek was red and swollen.
14. I ate a box of air-dried duck neck, and my teeth ached and my mouth ached all afternoon.
15. The most tormenting thing about love is not parting, but touching memories. You think you can go back by standing there.
16. toothache. My face is swollen and my saliva hurts. What a sad reminder!
17. I decided to wear braces, which may be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old.
18. I dare not eat this candy. I miss its sweetness, but I have a bad toothache. I don't know if it's the sugar or me.
19. Last night, I sat at the dining table and ate with relish. Suddenly, my tooth hurts again.
20. I have a toothache when I think about you. You know, my tooth hurts like hell.
A funny circle of friends with toothache talks about copywriting (2)1. Toothache has become a good Buddha these days. Adding a portion of unsweetened milk is my last stubbornness.
22. Today, I had a toothache, only to know that my little tooth is so powerful that it can make me hurt like an arrow through my heart, begging for mercy!
23. From then on, every day when the upper and lower teeth come into contact, toothache begins to attack, so I can't eat sweet and sleep well, and I feel listless all day.
24. The end result of eating stinky tofu is toothache caused by oral ulcer, and half of the face is swollen!
25. I don't want to take medicine every time I catch a cold, unless I have a bad pain or a fever. It's like being sleepy at night but not wanting to sleep. People are really strange.
26. The intensity of anesthesia used to be a toothache ... I don't know if it was the pain of pulling down or the pain of incision and suture.
27. Stress and irritability aggravated aunt's angry toothache.
28. I really convinced myself. I just went to the dentist yesterday and washed my teeth. As a result, I bought a bunch of candy and dessert bread, and I have a toothache today!
29. Tooth extraction hurts three continuous shooting. Why is it so painful to pull the second one? Fortunately, my face is not swollen.
30. In this world, apart from broken love, there are painful teeth.
3 1. My teeth have been very painful, and my mother took me to Zhen Chen Dental Clinic for examination.
32. I'm in a bad mood recently. My teeth hurt, and so do my gums. When yawning, my ears always ring, which is super uncomfortable.
33. When and when! When! Pulpitis toothache headache face pain! Taking medicine doesn't work! It hurts so much that I can't sleep at night
34. My teeth have been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for people over 70.
35. I have a toothache and you only insist on it in the middle of the night.
36. The day after my wisdom tooth was pulled out, I ate French fries today and now I have a toothache. I dare not tell my dad that I asked for it!
37. The grass of patience is bitter, but it will eventually bear sweet and soft fruit.
38. A painful toothache. My left side hurts. My gums hurt, too. Ho ho ho! Both cold water and hot water hurt!
I had a boiled egg for breakfast. I'm so hungry that I have a toothache that I can only drink milk.
40. On the sixth day of my return to Guangzhou, I suffered from oral ulcer for two days before my sadness, backache for two days, and now I have a toothache.
Forty sentences of humorous copywriting in a circle of friends who changed their mobile phone numbers
Some people will be engraved in memory forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.
If I haven't contacted you for a long time, will you be worried? If I have a new look, can you remember me? If the new me appears, can you replace the old me in your heart? Huh? Do you want to know what happened to me? Then let me tell you something. . . I changed my mobile phone number! This is my new number, remember! XXX (first name)
3. Friend, I changed my new mobile phone and mobile phone number. I will inform you as soon as possible. Remember to contact and send text messages in the future. I want to ask where the old man went and contact a beggar for business. Hehe, who blames us for charity? !
4. Can't be friends after breaking up, because they hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.
5. "In the new year, I wish everything a new beginning, forget those I shouldn't care about, discard everything and start over."
6. Holding Tianyi is like adding wings to a tiger: grasp God's will, I am Xx, remember to dial Tianyi 189xxxxxxxx.
7. The army has set up a base camp again, and the orders of its superiors have to be carried out. Come and report immediately. If you are late, you will lose your mind. Remember that I changed my mobile phone number * * * * * to report the good news of peace. Are you coming or coming or coming? Ben Shuai is waiting. I wish you a happy day.
8. The season has a new look, Qingshan has a new shirt, clear water has a new look, swallows have new songs, white snakes have new clothes, and I have a novice phone number. Love begins with mutual appreciation, falls in love with each other because of the heart, and gets married because they are inseparable, but more importantly, it needs tolerance, understanding, habit and adaptation to join hands for life.
9. Please delete the old number. My life is in pieces. Those who are proud and determined, those things that I have never forgotten and dare not forget, come far faster than your turn. What time are you coming back?
10. Please delete the old number and say goodbye to your past self. I hope everyone can get the life they want and don't be defeated by life. Don't forget that your initiative will live what he wants.
1 1. The number has changed, the relationship remains the same, the old number has been deleted, the thoughts have not diminished, the new number has been added, the contact has remained the same, the new number has started, and a new life has begun.
12. I changed my mobile phone number, and I feel that I seldom go back in the future, mainly because the traffic is inconvenient.
13. Please delete the old number when changing the phone number. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will make you forget. If time succeeds and makes you forget, what's the point of these years we're going?
14. I haven't changed my mobile phone number for ten years. I changed it today and decided to start with my heart. The end of the world is over. What are we afraid of in the new year? Let everything go back to zero and let life start again!
15. This is a new number, not a password. Don't delete it, you need to keep it! This is a new number and a secret code. Don't treasure it. You need to dial and contact frequently! I'm * * the new number * *
16. No matter what happens, the mobile phone number has not changed. Leave the new number and delete the old number, and remember the friendship. You don't need to miss more at ordinary times, so you can contact me online by SMS. Missing someone is like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears for a long time.
17. Changed the number ~ ~ But the guy won't tell you ~ I'm his new card ~ Tell you kindly ~ ~ You know what to do. ...
18. Although the number has changed, the heart has not changed, but the heart has not changed! Congratulations on digital transposition, don't mind! Old man, new number, I wish you good, keep it well and keep in touch! I'm _ _ new number _
19. You don't need to blacken Master's mobile phone number. In order to avoid your harassment, Master Black is changing his mobile phone number in the mobile hall.
20. reiterate: I lost all my contact numbers because of the pursuit of fashion, and now I use the most fashionable Tianyi number:/kloc-0 189xxxxxxx. Please pay attention. Declarer: xxxx
Humorous copy of friends circle with changed mobile phone number (2) 2 1. Extra, extra, my phone number accidentally disappeared in your mobile phone! In order not to let you suffer, please say the new number and save it quickly so as not to lose your precious friendship! New number ...
22. Changing the phone number is a last resort, and friends in my heart have been thinking about it. Perhaps leaving is the perfect interpretation, or giving up is really starting over.
23. Changing the phone number is a last resort, and friends in my heart have been thinking about it. I tried to call you, but you ignored me. It's not that friendship is forgotten, and I'm afraid of being cheated. So use SMS to ventilate and collect new numbers. May you keep me in mind and keep in touch. I wish you health and happiness!
24. I haven't changed my mobile phone number for ten years. I changed it today and decided to start with my heart. The happiest place in life is the emotional network we have been building.
25. I haven't changed my mobile phone number for ten years. I changed it today and decided to start with my heart. The past cannot be chased, but the future can be expected. Then, everything starts from now on.
26. My mobile phone card has been replaced with a new one, and the original number remains unchanged. Need a friend to tell me the contact information! Thank you~
27. It's a pity that my old phone number is too tired to leave me. I'm sorry that my old phone number will retire and disappear in your hands!
28. There is something wrong with the mobile phone, and most of the numbers are gone. Leave me a message and remember the name. Oh, cluck! So I can change my number next week and inform everyone immediately! New number xxx!
29. Long time no see, I miss you very much. The number has changed, but the family has not changed. No matter how the years change, no matter the vicissitudes of life, old beauty is a smiling face, and the expectation of growth is an eternal yearning. There is no eternal number, but there are eternal friends, remember to keep in touch!
30. Holding Tianyi is like adding wings to a tiger: grasp the fate, I am _, remember to call me Tianyi 189 _ _.
3 1. Hello, your friend _ mobile phone number has been upgraded to13 _ _ x from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ: _ _ X.
32. To change the telephone number, please delete the old one. Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
33. Since the number I used before xx has been monitored by the CIA for 24 hours, I changed it to13xxxxxxxxx. Please update it.
34. The festival is full of joy, fireworks squint, firecrackers such as * *, mobile phones flying all over the sky, eager to miss friends. I need to change my mobile phone urgently, and change a new number by the way. Mark my signal, keep blessing, and you are dancing.
35. The book said that the old mobile phone was radioactive, so I destroyed it. The book said that the old card number was unlucky, so I changed it; The book says that good friends must be cherished. I'll let you know as soon as I change my new number. Dude, wherever you are, I have big eyes like the sun and tears like the moon. I wish you peace, health and happiness all your life. Remember to harass me more if you have something.
36. If the mobile phone number changes, please delete the old number; Bobo's mouth is moving, and a lovely voice is given to you; When I am happy, I share that I am the strongest; Come to me when you are depressed, and I will make you laugh. It's not difficult to call me, remember the new number * * *!
37. Dude, I got divorced and found a new wife. She is a hen-pecked wife and forced me to change my new number. Hehe, I'll change it. Remember that the new number is a text message number, and I will contact you more. I wish you happiness.
38. I changed my mobile phone number. Back to the explosion these days. Even want to die. Forget the love of 1000 years, even if you forget it, you can remember it. Forget a thousand years of love, even if they are separated by a thousand years, they will meet. If I forget you, will you come to me? If we forget each other, how can we get that love back? If you forget me, I will look for it.
39. If you change your mobile phone number, please delete the old one. Why do you feel hurt when you are beautiful? It's just that you are naturally anxious. Reality is always beautiful in dreams, so there is no need to prepare for it.
40. I just learned today that the price of enjoying a free mobile phone is not only to consume some phone bills every month, but also to trouble every friend to keep my new number with his finger. Come out and hang out, and I'll pay you back sooner or later. Save my number. I will definitely save your new number in the future. _x