2. Just now, the manager scolded our little sister at the front desk and cried, and then she ran out crying. It's really too much. Why don't you scold me? I can go out with her. How can you be busy at the front desk alone now?

Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think. How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

4. Hello, everyone. I am xxx. My hobbies are painting, singing, swimming and so on, but please don't discuss with me because I'm afraid of exposure.

5. High-end games are all emotional injuries. I can't feel your sadness in low-end games. I only see my teammates' mothers and the enemy's towers.

6. The person you like doesn't like you, which shows how discerning you are.

7. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I like basketball, but I can't play it. I like rappers, but I can't rap. I like playing the king, but I used to be a king.

8. There is no right or wrong in this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

9. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. I like dancing, skateboarding, cooking and painting, but I can't do any of these.

10, watching One Piece with my little nephew, I cried. He didn't cry, but I beat him to tears. I think this is what he should bear at his age.

1 1. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

12. Even if you fail 99 times, try again and round up an integer.

13, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

14, I tell you, I hate being poor and like being rich. I hate people who have no money. People who have no money are like begging all day. If you think I'm right, give me 50 yuan.

15, my mother said, don't puppy love. You are talking about other people's wives in the future. As soon as I listen to it, oh, other people's wives get excited when they think about it.

16, hello, everyone, my name is xxx, my favorite is xxx, and I hate introducing myself.

17, withered vines and old trees faint, air-conditioned coke watermelon, chasing drama and lying on the sofa, the sun is setting, and the mood is so good that it explodes.

18, hello, my name is xxx. I hope I can be friends with you in the new semester, and I hope you will not be unappreciative.

19, seven or eight times a night, can't get up the next day, it's terrible. I suggest you eat less watermelon overnight, otherwise it will be easy to have diarrhea.

20. Adults really don't even have time to be sad. Many times we can only cry, then quickly dry our tears and continue to chat with other boys.

2 1, hello! I come from Guangdong! I have a good personality, good temper, good grades, hobbies and good looks, but I don't have a boyfriend.

22. There is one thing I want to ask you. You are online dating every day, crying, happy and sad. Which website are you on?

23. You can steal my sentences or my words, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby!

So far, there is only one person who makes me afraid to look at her directly, and my heart beats faster when I secretly look at her, and that is the invigilator.

25. Hello, my name is XX, and I like simplicity, so my self-introduction is as simple as that.

26. Do you know a Taoist who catches ghosts? I may have been possessed by a pig demon and gained more than ten catties.

27. good night If you are still awake at this time, can the beneficiary write my name?

28, so annoying, I want to resign. I worked in Ali for 5 years and Baidu for 2 years. Now Tencent wants to dig me up, but I really don't want to be a security guard anymore.

29. If you don't have the ability to entangle yourself, you can entangle others if you have the ability.

30. Each commenter will pay the phone bill of 100 yuan. Unicom, Mobile and Telecom are optional. Don't ask me why, I'm just kidding.

3 1, hello, I'm xxx. My hobbies are worship, painting, singing and playing the guitar. I hope we can live in harmony for the next three years. By the way, does anyone like Roy and Lin Jun as much as I do?

32. Hello, everyone. Let me ask, I'm going to clear the memory of my mobile phone now. I won't clear the 5 yuan in WeChat coin purse, will I? I've been saving it for a long time, and I'm a little worried

Hello, I'm interested in meeting you.

34. I hope you meet a good man, not a garbage, not a garbage pretending to be a good man.

35. Husband recruitment: 1. Just stay at home. The operation is simple. Just send me a message. 2. Equipment requirements, as long as you have a mobile phone or computer. Send me a wife every day, and you will get a "husband", and my friend is doing it, which is very simple.

36. My mother said that genius is composed of 99% sweat and 1% inspiration, so she turned off the air conditioner in my room and let me study hard.

37. Hello, I'm xxx. Although we are not familiar with it yet, the weather is so hot that I believe we will get familiar with it soon.

38, others face base, from the elevator to the bed, I face base, both sides think that the other side is a P-picture monster, from the station to the police station.

39. If I hadn't been woken up by urine, I would have a party on my private yacht in Maldives at the moment.

40. Don't write about your love all day. I don't have that much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just talk!

4 1, I think I just had more interest classes when I was a child, so I was not interested in going to work when I grew up.

42. When we are old, we will go to a nursing home together. I push you, you sit in a wheelchair and watch me dance with other old people.

43. Although I watched dramas, chatted and played games in Weibo all day, I slept soundly the rest of the time.

44. Now that I am old, I dare not use cute baby as my head portrait, for fear that others will think that I am born.

45. I wanted to get married this year, but I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau and stood in line for a day. He told me that it took two people to get married, and I was confused at once.

46. Before, I liked a boy. I heard that he was good at stimulating the battlefield, so I began to practice crazy games day and night. A month later, I forgot all about him.

47. Every time I see a handsome guy in a circle of friends in love, I feel uncomfortable for a while. Maybe this is the center of the world.

48. my name is xxx I know everything I need to know. I will learn what I don't know.

49. Hello, everyone. My name is xxx. Nothing special is human nature.

Hello, everyone, it doesn't matter what my name is, what matters is that I am single.

5 1, achieved a balance between career and love at a young age, with nothing.

52. Hello, my name is XXX. My hobby is watching others sing and dance. You can perform enthusiastically to satisfy my hobby.

53. It's late at night. I have stories and wine. Would you like to bring some beef jerky, spicy lobster, fried chicken, hand-grabbed cakes and two bottles of cola brine chicken Dongpo elbow sauce beef sweet and sour ribs to see me?

54, about why I can't get along with the object, I will simply say six points:

55. I just forgot to bring money when I was eating. Tell the boss to make it up next time, but the boss won't make it up! As soon as I got angry, I called more than 10 friends and finally gave all the money for the meal.

56. Picking up girls tutorial: When a girl cries in front of you, it is time to show your concern and concern for her. Ask her, didn't you eat and cry so quietly?

57. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over and it's time to pretend.

58. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

59. I lost 20 Jin in two days. I didn't rely on diet or exercise. I rely on my own fantasies.

60. In the future, I will make a movie "Those Years, We Girls Who Were Not Chased", so I don't believe it.

6 1, Hello everyone, I am a famous beauty in Guangdong Province. How small is it? Only I know.

62. Those women who complain that they can't find a partner don't look in the mirror. You are so beautiful that no man deserves you.

63. I am 1 m 87, I can cook and wash clothes, I have eight abdominal muscles, I can repair elevators, I can swim, dive, glide, bungee jump, practice Taekwondo and Sanda, and my favorite thing is bragging.

64. Although the twisted melon is not sweet, I just want to twist it off. Whether it is sweet or not, as long as it is twisted, I will be happy.

65. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Today is Tuesday, September 1, 202 15. I have an urgent message for you: I'm going to bed.

67. Hello, everyone, I am Greg Han Hsu Xu, Ding Yuxi, Song, and Yibo's gossip girlfriend. ...

68, broke up, don't ask why, call voice into video.

69. Hello, everyone. I'm xx. I have no money. I really don't have any hobbies. Otherwise, I will kowtow to you. I beg you to remember me.

70. Hello, everyone. It's good to have a date, and it's good to have no date with me.

7 1. Do you have any friends who know marketing planning? Please help me introduce an ice cream below 200,000 yuan, around 2 yuan, which has been hot recently.