1, every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.
Since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?
3. No matter how hard and tired life is, please say to yourself: Give me a smile!
It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.
5, as the saying goes, freezing three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw!
If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.
7. The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.
8. Since you are lovelorn, you should give up. It is impossible to find the broken kite.
9. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.
10, you said you were my friend, but in fact, I know that animal friends are really people.
1 1. Give me all your sweets and I'll keep them for you. 12, I dreamed that I was bought as a wife in the mountains, but I was driven back because I ate too much.
13, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.
14, watching the moon in the night sky round and round, I hope your dream is as complete as the moon!
15, sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn, hibernating, dreaming all the year round.
16, when a woman cries, a man loses.
17, think about it, I will be happy from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.
They say that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you.
19, when there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.
I didn't tell you my true identity. Actually, I'm Snow White.
2 1, friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.
22. Give me a minute. I will wash my hair before I love you. 23. Without practice, there is no right to speak. Don't point fingers at others if you haven't walked the path of others.
24. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.
25, women don't have to quarrel, you are more beautiful than her.
26. I only allow you to be in my heart in my life. Deer will always be you.
27. Other 16-year-old girls are all teenagers in their hearts, while my 16-year-old girl only has magic in her heart.
28. Actually, I wanted to give you some face, but you said you were shameless.
29. In the middle of the night, the thief shouted his voice and no one answered. When he shouted that he was caught in bed, his neighbor turned on the light.
30. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.
3 1, the ratio of male to female is three to one, indicating that a couple has a pair of bases.
32. If someone says that you have no object, you say that your object is me, and this pot is my back.
33. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.
34, the deepest night, the most hair removal.
35. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
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