1. Eat, you eat all day, you are almost a pig. Are you embarrassed?

2. Classmate, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

I must be friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people praised me for being thin.

4. Are you full today? Oh, sorry. Never mind, I forgot that you will never get enough to eat.

5. Well, do you usually weigh yourself?

6. In fact, I have always regarded you as my textbook and always told myself that I must not be so fat!