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Funny copywriting that is very popular in the circle of friends recently.
1. Why can't you live without onions, ginger and garlic? Because: life is lush, ginger is ginger if you can, but garlic if you can't.

2. Two things to do every day: collapse and self-healing.

I especially envy two kinds of people: those who have the ability not to waste and those who have the conditions to waste.

Four words sum up my present state: fat and devoted, poor and peaceful.

Take my advice. If you want to be happy, be yourself and don't compare with others. Why? Because we really can't compete!

6. I went to work because I had no money, but why did I get paid at work and still have no money? I don't understand which link is wrong. Is there a middleman to make the difference?

7. I save three times a day, eat less, shop less and use less.

8. lose weight. Lose weight quickly, rebound quickly, lose weight slowly, and give up quickly.

9. The connection between people is like an electrocardiogram. You may suddenly open a circle of friends and only see a horizontal line.

10. I have no other advantages, at least in disappointing people, I will never disappoint them.

1 1. Life has smoothed my edges and corners. Life is like knocking with a hammer, sawing with a saw, filing with a file and polishing with sandpaper.

12. Now, all my strength is not used to love others, but to tear up express delivery.

13. Many people clamor for "being yourself", but they are just "being yourself".

14. If you think it's particularly boring for two people to play with their mobile phones together, try to exchange each other's mobile phones and make sure it's absolutely interesting.

15. Hunger, doing well, is called losing weight; Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.

16. making money is like constipation, it is always difficult; Spending money is like diarrhea, you can't hold it!

17. This hot day is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is half cold.

18. The physique of contemporary adults: I have done nothing, and I am inexplicably tired from time to time.

19. Someone asked me why I didn't reply to the message. I said I had a cold, and I was afraid of infecting him. This is really no excuse, I am so sweet.

20. Money is not everything, but nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine. The remaining one can