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1, youth: "I want to have a lot of money."

Zen master: "As long as you can find seven balls, your wish will come true."

Youth: "You mean the Dragon Ball?"

The Zen master shook his head: "No, it's a two-color ball."

Sima Guang patted Wang Anshi on the shoulder: "Fu Jie, fight with me? You are still too young. "

Wang Anshi calmly replied, "What's the big deal? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? If I were you, I would certainly do the same. I just missed an opportunity. "

There are two cold lights in Sima Guang's eyes: "Opportunities are created by ourselves. You only know that the old man smashed the jar, but you don't know how the child fell in? "

4. If winter is compared to Shang Dynasty, I am a fatuous Zhou Wang, and the quilt is a damn fox. It pesters me and destroys my inheritance, but it is really fucking charming.

The alarm clock is my loyal uncle Bigan, but it's a pity that my advice is most unpleasant and I dug out his heart ... I mean the battery.

As for master Wen, that's my bladder, but I dare not listen to him ... Your Majesty, you should get up and pee!

She is a lovely and clever notebook.

Many people loved her, including XP, Vista and Win7, but she finally chose the humble Windows server 2003 to get married.

When people ask her why, she always smiles and says, "Woman, what's the picture?" . Every time I am not happy to restart, only he will ask me why. "

6. Daxiong is a kind, upright and helpful boy, but he is timid and lazy, and is often scolded by his parents and teachers and bullied by his classmates.

Every time Daxiong encounters difficulties, his good friend Doraemon will help him through the difficulties with magical treasure bags and various wonderful props.

Later generations built the Hall of Heroes in memory of them.

7. "Mom ~ Mom ~, I am not happy. Often when I open my mouth, people will say that I am too pretentious. "

"Silly boy, that's everyone praising you." The elevator mother touched her son's head and said.

8. The bus is very crowded, with a thin man and a fat man standing.

The thin man said, "It's not easy to wait for an empty seat."

The fat man said, "You are better! Like me, I have to wait until there are two empty seats! "

9. A handsome boy in the dormitory just learned to play the violin. Sounds like scratching at the bottom of a pot with your nails. ...

One afternoon, while he was playing the violin, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the aunt who checked the safety and hygiene came in and said seriously, "Who is washing the pot?" Don't you know that electric cookers are not allowed in the dormitory? " ! "

10. One day, you took tomatoes, watermelons and strawberries to the street. At the crossroads, tomatoes were run over by a car. You said, "Ha ha ha! Ketchup! "

At another intersection, the watermelon was hit, and you said, "Ha ha ha! Watermelon juice! "

At the third intersection, you were run over by a car. Strawberry said, "Ha ha ha! Scum! "

1 1. One day, the school invited parents to visit the school. In the first class in the morning, the students say hello to the teacher and say, "Good morning, teacher."

The teacher felt that the students should also say hello to the parents present, so he said, "What about the parents?"

Before the students could react, the parents stood up together and said, "Good morning, teacher."

12, a boy bought a piece of bread in a bakery with two yuan. He thought this bread was much smaller than usual, so he said to the baker, "Is this bread much smaller than usual?"

"Oh, that's all right." The baker replied, "If it's smaller, it's easier for you to hold it."

After listening, the boy put fifty cents on the counter and was about to walk out of the shop. The baker stopped him: "Hey, you don't have enough money to buy bread!" " ""Oh, that's all right. "

The boy said politely, "If you are less, it will be easier for you to count."