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Niu Chao
Author: immortal gyro
Yishengdan
Update time 2010-3-617:1:29 words: 426 1.
"Bang-"
Niu Amao was awakened by the explosion.
Since living in the dormitory for a month, this kind of explosion is not strange to him, and it will come once every three to five.
He couldn't bear it any longer, so he began to scold: "You dead schoolbag with a ball, can you be quiet?" Go on, sooner or later the dormitory will be blown down! "
Su Dai wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, which are about as thick as the bottom of three beer bottles. He stood at the window, his face was dark and his hair stood on end, as if he had just been struck by lightning and was not dead.
Hearing Niu Amao's scolding, he grinned and said, "Brother Amao, don't worry, this is a small experiment. It is a small-scale explosion and can only generate up to 300 joules of energy, which will not affect the cement and steel structure of the building. "
Niu Amao continued to scold, "Dead schoolbag, there is something wrong with you. It doesn't matter if you don't sleep. " As a healthy person, I need a rest. You always do explosion experiments in the middle of the night and don't let me sleep? "
Su Dai still grinned: "Brother Amao, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to. This round of experiments is coming to an end, and the elixir of life will be produced soon. I'll give you one for free, so that you can live forever and be with the world! "
Niu Amao yawned and said disdainfully, "Enjoy yourself, I'm not interested in becoming an immortal! Please don't explode again tonight, let me sleep for a while, I will be on duty tomorrow! If it explodes again, I will call 9 1 1 at my own risk! "
Su Dai said, "I just don't understand a problem. I need to read a book and study it. I won't do the experiment tonight! " "
Niu Amao said, "That's more like it! By the way, dead schoolbag, what time is it? "
Su Dai lifted. ...
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