Skilled copywriting short sentences (52 selected sentences) 1. People say that I am as talented as Tang Bohu, and I would rather be as rich as Lei Laohu! 2. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time, but I am still willing to sell my time for some gold. The only thing worse than what others say in this world is that no one says you. What a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart. What we despise is exactly what I want but can't get! 6. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin. 7. Although money is not everything, what is closer to everything than money? 8. Money is a good medicine with blatant effects. 9. With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, anyone who has no money to keep looks up at beautiful women and bows his head in sorrow. 10. Money is not everything. This sentence is said by the rich to the poor. Let the poor not stir up and rob them of their money. Money is not everything. It's what the poor say to comfort themselves and reassure themselves! 1 1. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field. 12. Dad: You only know how to spend money, but do you know that money is hard to come by? ? Me:? Why don't you know? Listen to a lesson every time I ask you for money. ? 13. People can't lower their noble heads except when picking up money. 14. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change! 15. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and more money is naturally beautiful! 16. The wife asked her husband: Do you like my tenderness or are you infatuated with my sexy figure? ? The husband was embarrassed for a while and answered:? I like your sense of humor! ? 17. One day, I went to a rice noodle shop to ask for rice noodles. Look at the menu, rice noodles 4 yuan, crossing the bridge rice noodles 10 yuan. So he asked the boss: Why is your crossing the bridge rice noodles more expensive than ordinary rice noodles, 6 yuan? ? The boss said: Bridge toll, 6 yuan. ? 18. I had a midnight snack last night and checked out 75 yuan. There was only 50 yuan change in my pocket, so I gave it to my boss at 100. My boss gave me 25 dollars. My brain twitched when I put it in my pocket. Call the boss: The boss came to see me. I have 750 yuan. Can you give me that 100? The climax is that the boss really returned 100 to me, and said that he had change earlier. 19. Monks interview people. Seeing that he was a monk, the master asked. Master, do you drink? ? The monk said with a smile, drink some wine, but don't be a vegetarian. ? 20.？ I just smoke a little more. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Scared me. Quit smoking by biting your teeth and stamping your feet? ? Stop watching this program. ? 2 1. A fat woman who looked safe ran to the traffic police. A man has been following me. ? The traffic police looked at the fat woman humorously and said, I think he may be drunk for a while, but he will be fine after a while! ? The boy in kindergarten was caught smoking in the toilet by the teacher. The teacher asked: Why do you smoke at a young age? The boy lowered his head and said, I'm depressed that the captain hasn't come back yet. The teacher sighed and asked: Do you have a cigarette? 23. A man asked his boss how much a bottle of drinks cost. The boss said three yuan for a bottle and ten yuan for three bottles. That man bought bottle by bottle, bought three bottles for nine dollars, and then left happily? Since the boss has used this method, he can sell three bottles at a time. 24. The Tang Priest asked at the foot of Wuzhishan. Po Hou, if I save you, how can you repay me? ? Wukong:? Master, if you let me out, I will send you to the west. 25. My friend is old, and his mother urges him to go on a blind date. All kinds of costumes after meeting, mom. Finally, I didn't speak. Call me. I will be there. The goods pulled my arm and cried shyly: This is my boyfriend? I'll never forget the way my sister looked at me? 26. Yesterday, Lu Yu was walking and chatting with two women. A woman said: She told her husband to lose weight, and her husband's answer was really classic: Shit, how much did it cost to eat so much meat? Do you want to lose weight? Isn't all this money wasted? Shit, it's wasted. 27. Two people came to a hotel. One of the customers: It's like a pigsty here! How much does it cost to stay in this place for one night? ? Store:? One end 10 and two ends 18. ? 28. On the train, a young man and an old lady sat face to face by the window. The young man kept chewing gum, sometimes looking out of the window and sometimes at the old lady. After a while, the old lady said to the young man, young man, you'd better not talk to me, I can't hear you. You talked all the way, but I didn't hear a word! ? 29. Buy socks today? Ask the boss if it is pure cotton? The boss said absolutely! You didn't come back to me What's the use of looking for you? You cann't change it if you wear it The boss said, you, you, you can come back and hit me. I will never fight back. Do you believe me? Try it? Try it? Boss, are you crazy to sell socks? 30. A customer eats in a small restaurant and feels terrible. He said to the waiter, what should the manager of your store do with such terrible food? ? 3 1. The waiter replied, "The manager has gone to the opposite restaurant for dinner, and hasn't come back yet?" 32.？ Honey, why do I feel so beautiful every time I take a shower? "? Because I'm out of my mind Get out, right? 33. It is said that the world is strange from now on. What is the end of the world? Turn around and turn your back on you. Is it the end of the world? 34. It used to be called individuality, but now it is called non-mainstream, and later it has become a brain-damaged. 35. I said: Have a life outside of work! ”？ So, there is overtime. 36. Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it. Sad people like to drink, while lonely people like to sing old songs. 38. A place without water is a desert, a place without sound is lonely, and a place without loneliness must be dirty. Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry. 40. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place. 4 1. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover. 42. If you make trouble without reason, you have a plan! 43. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship. 44. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. 45. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle. 46.？ Love? This is a very strong word, and its upper part is taken from? Pervert? what's up Change? , the lower part is taken from? Pervert? what's up Status? . 47. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is a real skill. 48. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more. 49. Alas, this man is straight, even his headache is partial. 50. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune. 5 1. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults. 52. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.