First date: You will kiss her good night.

Second date: There will be further physical contact.

Third date: I will have sex, but in the most common way.

Irish girl

First date: you get drunk with her and go to bed.

Second date: you get drunk with her again and then go to bed.

20th wedding anniversary: You still slept with her drunk.

Italian girl

First date: You take her to a show and then go to an expensive restaurant.

Second date: You met her parents, and her mother made you spaghetti and Italian meatballs.

The third date: you sleep with her, she wants to marry you, and insists on a 3-carat diamond ring.

Fifth wedding anniversary: You have five children and hate sleeping with her.

6th wedding anniversary: Do you think you have a mistress?

Jewish girl

First date: Your headache is getting worse.

Second date: You have a headache.

Third date: You don't have a headache anymore because you promised to marry her.

China girl.

First date: You take her to an expensive restaurant and nothing happens.

Second date: You took her to a more expensive restaurant, and nothing happened.

Third date: There is no third date because you realize that nothing will happen.

Indian girl

First date: meeting her parents.

Second date: Appoint a wedding date.

Third date: getting married

Black girl

First date: You're taking her to a very expensive dinner.

Second date: You are going to take her and her friends to a very expensive dinner.

Third date: you have to pay her rent.

Tenth date: She is pregnant and the baby is not yours.

Mexican girl

First date: You are going to take her to a fancy dinner, get drunk after drinking too much tequila, and then have sex in the back seat of the car.

Second date: She's pregnant.

Third date: She moved into your house. A week later, her father, mother, sister, brother, younger brother, their children, her grandparents, her father's lover's mother, her cousins, her sister's boyfriend and their three children all moved in. You can only eat rice and lentils every day. Your home is like a slum in Mexico.

Pakistani girl

First date: The date was discovered by her family. Her parents, brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, aunts, all her friends and their neighbors have a meeting.

Second date: You got your head shot.

No third date