Teacher: Stop it, what are you doing? The bell rang, didn't you hear it? How dare you? See what this is? Last week, you scored in the exam, but I still have face. A student in your class actually got 20 points.
Everyone: (speaking) Who is it? who is it?
Teacher: Chen Yinquan, you got 20 points.
Chen Yinquan: Not bad.
Teacher: Where is it? Do you want some face?
Chen Yinquan: I'm shameless.
Hou Zhenpeng: What's my score, teacher?
Teacher: You got 14.
Hou Zhenpeng: No way.
Teacher: What is impossible (point by point) 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,19,20.
Chen Yinquan: I am the first.
Teacher: What comes first? Sit down! Tell your dad later.
Chen Yinquan: I'm shameless.
Teacher: From today on, monitor and classmates.
Heber: Stand up.
Qi: Hello, teacher.
Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. Today, we review English first in this class. Let's review the English I taught you last class. What a fuss! English words, Liu Jinfei, stand up.
Liu Jinfei: Teacher.
Teacher: Tell the teacher, how do you say oranges in English?
Liu Jinfei: Orange.
Teacher: What's that smell?
Liu Jinfei: Teacher, I'm from Tangshan.
Teacher: The pronunciation is not correct. The teacher will correct you. It should be orange.
Liu Jinfei: Let it run.
Teacher: oranges.
Liu Jinfei: Let it run.
Teacher: oranges.
Liu Jinfei: Let it run.
Teacher: Let it run, let it run, let it run!
Liu Jinfei: Teacher, you have learned.
Teacher: Sit down, orange. Xu Tao.
Xu Tao: Yes.
Teacher: How do you say banana in English?
Xu Tao: No, how about bananas?
Teacher: You are not as good as him.
Xu Tao: Our English teacher is from Tangshan.
Teacher: Sit down, sit down. Hou Zhenpeng.
Hou Zhenpeng: (looks away and ignores it)
Teacher: Hou Zhenpeng.
Hou Zhenpeng: (Ignored)
Teacher: (hitting Hou Zhenpeng) I don't understand people.
Hou Zhenpeng: (hitting Xu Tao) Why did you hit me?
Xu Tao: (hitting Liu Jinfei) Why did you hit him?
Hou Zhenpeng: He hit me.
Teacher: Who hit you? I called you.
Hou Zhenpeng: What, teacher?
Teacher: Tell the teacher, how do you say grapes in English?
Hou Zhenpeng: Diduli Road.
Teacher: What about watermelon?
Hou Zhenpeng: It's round.
Teacher: Durian.
Hou Zhenpeng: It stinks. Please prick your hand.
Teacher: All three of you studied in Tangshan. Sit down, recite the words at sixes and sevens and have fun. Big guy, you stand up and set an example. Tell the teacher, how do you say apple in English?
Peng Hong Jr.: iPhone.
Hou Zhenpeng: This leg is bent.
Peng Hong Jr.: (kneeling)
Hou Zhenpeng: Bend down and put your hands here (straighten your legs).
Peng Hong Jr.: (Hands on Hou Zhenpeng's lap)
Hou Zhenpeng: Put it there! Forget it, forget it, do the action I just taught you from the beginning.
Peng Hong Jr.: (Repeat all the actions I just did)
Everyone: (Applause) Great.
Hou Zhenpeng: What do you mean by big man? Do you despise me as a representative of physical education class?
Peng Hong Jr.: No.
Hou Zhenpeng: What are you doing? (Pushing a small fall), the teacher hit me.
Teacher: OK, OK, stand up, stand up! What's up, big guy?
Peng Hong Jr.: Me. ...
Teacher: How can you? Starting today, you are the representative of physical education class.
Hou Zhenpeng: What about me?
Teacher: Stay here, as far as your figure is concerned. Please don't teach him. I said, hey, monitor, why do you always pick your hands? Stand in the middle and give them the dance moves that the teacher taught you.
Eb: Good (dancing, sweeping legs)
Teacher: What's this?
Ebou: Sister Waer wants to cross the river. Who will push me?
Xu Tao and Liu Yuguang: I'll push you.
Liu Yuguang Xu Tao Aobo: (Three people dance)
(Everyone dances and the teacher takes pictures)
Music: Sister is going to cross the river. I'll push you.
Teacher: Yes, it's great. This class is the teacher's most satisfactory class. Here, my students and I, our whole class, pay New Year greetings to the audience in Hubei and good friends all over the country. I wish you all a happy new year.
Qi: Good luck in the Year of the Sheep.
Teacher: Yes, that's great, class, have a rest! In ten minutes, the course will continue.
Extended data:
The realistic theme and practical significance of sketch;
The object of sketch "realistic reproduction" is objective real life, which is described and reproduced according to the original appearance and logical process of life.
In this sketch, the artistic image and the prototype of life have isomorphic relationship, and this artistic expression is based on our daily experience.
The sketch of "realistic representation" occupies the absolute largest proportion in the number of China's drama sketches. They are people and things that actually exist, may exist or should exist in objective life.
The sketch of "realistic reappearance" is not so interested in the past years. In view of all kinds of social hot topics and popular phenomena that have just happened, are happening and are about to happen, it criticizes the shortcomings of the present, praises and criticizes good and evil, releases all kinds of latest "news" information of daily life in today's society, and reflects it synchronously with the pulse of the times, showing a vivid picture of life with a very distinct sense of reality and immediacy.
Sketch House-Please listen to _ Hou Zhenpeng \ Chen Yinquan \ Ebo sketch in class.
Film and television lines network -20 15 Hubei Spring Festival Evening "Please be obedient in class" lines script