-Miguel to his father, Myers urgent mail No.6.
Miley once inspired Migo to say that children can actually win their mothers' attention just like pets and dogs. For example, have you ever thought about doing something for your mother?
Migo thought that what Dad said was reasonable. Just as Mom's birthday was coming, Migo thought, why don't you give Mom a present?
What should I send? Miguel patted his head for a long time, but he was worried.
First of all, gifts must not be expensive. Beyond 20 yuan, Miguel went bankrupt.
Second, ask for what mom needs. If you buy a flower and a card, mom won't buy that set. I really want to buy my mother's favorite chocolate. She has to stare. Do you want me to gain weight?
Finally, it is better to be more beautiful. Anyway, Mama Mi is a girl who loves beauty.
Migo really couldn't think of a good idea, so he had to get up the courage to ask Luke and Yu Kuai. The two bad boys laughed like fangs on the spot and shook their heads in unison: "We don't know anything about giving girls things!" " "
"However," Yu Kuai said with a giggle, "slimming tea can be considered."
"Yes, yes, the hula hoop is also good!" Luke was also inspired.
"In view of the serious shortage of funds, let me show you the way," Yu Kuai Kouga flashed and said with a smile. "There is skipping rope in the supermarket."
"Stop it!" It was a bad idea to ask questions. Miguel was very angry and left.
Two bad boys grabbed Migo around and pretended to care and said, "Are you angry? Oh, no way, your mother is a fat mother. "
Migo came home glumly and saw Mima crying at the kitchen door. "Boiling point, bring the slippers from mom's room. Oh, the boiling point is really fast. Oh, there is a hole. Let mom see if the teeth with boiling point are strong ... "
Migo stared at the hole in the slipper, and the gift was there!
Mom spends more time at home, so she has the most opportunities to wear slippers.
Besides, a pair of slippers won't bankrupt Miguel.
Migo was lucky enough to find a pair of beautiful and sturdy napped slippers in the "Junshiyuan Store" on the street, and gave them to her on her birthday.
What makes M's mother be elated most is that those slippers are furry and made into the appearance of two big-eyed puppies. "Tut tut, it's a puppy, so cute ..."
However, she was not happy for long, and immediately questioned Miguo with suspicious eyes: "Do you have a grade book for me to sign today?"
"Happy birthday!" Four words rolling in Migo's throat. Suddenly, when my mother said this, Migo suddenly blurted out: "No!"
"Oh,no." My son sent something inexplicably, but my mother is still not practical. She flipped through the address book in her mobile phone and muttered, "I'll ask your class teacher, especially what trouble your boy caused at school, and block my mouth first." Tell you, you don't want to bribe your mother! "
"no!" Migo shouted with a straight neck, turned and ran to his room, almost crying with anger. Mi Xiaobao immediately jumped out to comfort him: "Hum, she likes to wear it or not!"
After being yelled at by Migo, Mi's mother was shocked, but she was completely relieved: "Good son, wear it after mom washes her feet." Tut tut, but it's yellow. If it's black and white, it's like our small boiling point ... "
Mother rice washes her feet with a big bowl of hot water. When she put her steaming feet in slippers, Migo's heart pounded and she felt very ceremonial.
Ha, Mama Mi finally put on her slippers. How's it going? Comfortable and warm, right? When Miguel bought it, he put his hand in and tried it. It's fluffy and warm inside.
However, my mother beamed for less than three seconds, and her facial features immediately shifted and became so twisted and weird.
Why is it so hot in there? It stinks when it comes out!
"Are you serious? ! Did those two bad boys teach you to play tricks on your mother? Say it quickly! " Mother Amy went barefoot, grabbed the duster next to the sofa and followed him.
Miguo was chased with trepidation: "It's not me, it's the boiling point, it's the boiling point." Migo understood the first time. The boiling point must have pooped during disassembly. God, it thinks high-top shoes are toilets.
Mother Mi was completely unmoved: "My little baby with boiling point is the most cultured and never inconveniences. Who told you to buy puppy slippers, you deliberately recruited! "
"No, no ..." Migo kept shouting, only to find that under the logic of fucking robbers, his defense was so weak.
M mom turned away, boiling point seemed to know that she was in trouble, and she shrank in the corner to pretend to be poor. She directly stuffed slippers into the trash can, picked up the boiling point and patted: "Did mom scare you?" Don't worry, it's a fake dog. Mom only loves you, and I don't want any other dogs! "
God, Boiling Point doesn't think it's a pair of twin puppies who come to compete with him for his mother's favor, does it?
The way for a puppy to be jealous is so direct, that is, pouting his ass and shit directly!
Mother Amy washed her feet and looked at the clock. "Ah, boiling point, mom will take you to eat dog afternoon tea. Today, you should show them a delicious tiramisu. "
Then she cleaned herself up like a gust of wind, put on a new woven hollow shirt for boiling point, and went out with a box of Tiramisu. I threw the mess in the next room to Miguel: "Clean it up for me, or I'll come back and see how to clean you up!" " "
Miguo mopped the floor and wiped the sofa. Finally, she took out her mother's slippers from the garbage bag, held her breath and took them to the bucket, holding back her tears and brushing hard!
He doesn't want to give it up. This is the first gift he bought for his mother.
The first time I took out ten dollars, I proudly said, "I bought these slippers." The first time I walked home with it, my heart was pounding with joy. I was so nervous when I first observed my mother's reaction that I couldn't say Happy Birthday for the first time. ...
Migo hung the cleaned slippers on the windowsill, and the shoes were soaked in soap powder and completely deformed. A pair of puppies snuggled together in depression, and one puppy lost a small part of its ear.
Miguo collapsed on the floor, and the room smelled hot and smelly. At this moment, mother Mimi is eating exquisite tiramisu with her little baby at boiling point, laughing and cursing.
"What birthday, Mom!" M Bao Xiao jumped out and felt aggrieved.
"Don't scold mom! I am lucky! " Miguo is very wronged and sad. "Mom doesn't like me now, and the boiling point is pleasing to the eye."
Unexpectedly, Amy scolded him somberly: "of course, look at you, a bean sprout." A dog is not as good as a poor reader and a poor speaker. If I were my mother, I would also like to take out the boiling point. Beautiful and smart, I will give her more face! "
Migo was very angry and immediately dissuaded him. He found that there was nothing wrong with what Miss Bao Xiao said.
M Bao Xiao is even more gloating: "You are completely hopeless at home, and you will soon be stuffed into the trash can by your mother like those slippers and thrown out directly. The boiling point of rice is my mother's pet. It is obedient and clever. "
Migo covered her ears: "You talk nonsense, I don't want to hear it!" " "
Mi Bao Xiao went one step further and stabbed him with words: "When you lost to Luke, there was nothing to say. Who told me he was older than you! There is nothing to say about losing to Yu Kuai, who told others that their brains are better than yours! But don't lose to a puppy, it's embarrassing! ! ! "
"Go away! Go away! Don't talk to me again! " Miguo was angry, pulled up the cushion on the sofa and slammed it on Mi Xiaobao.
M Bao Xiao shrank his neck: "Do it at your will, don't lose to a puppy. No, Mommy is back, goodbye, 88! " M's mother's roar exploded in Migo's ear: "Who do you want to hit, smelly boy, your mother or the boiling point?" ! "Holding the boiling point like holding his own son, Mi Ma appeared and stood at the door, looking at crazy Migo.
"I ... I didn't ..." Miguel said dully.
"I'll give you three seconds to get it back!" A string of shells gushed from M's mother's mouth. "I said when you went bad, instigated the boiling point to shit, and now you want to hit people ..."
Migo's eyes swept away, and the boiling point was like watching a good show, drilling around among them.
Migo couldn't help clenching his fist, and the boiling point came forward to lick Migo's trouser legs. Migo gave it a hard look. I am very angry. Don't mess with me
Regardless of the boiling point of his mouth, he took a bite of Miguo's pants.
"Mom, look, it bit me!" Migo seized the opportunity and launched a small counterattack.
Mother Mi disdained, "Just your meat?" My voice softened as soon as I turned around. "Boiling point, Tiramisu is tired of eating? I want to eat some meat for a change. Mom will do it for you. "
Boiling point happily entered the kitchen with his mother, and migo became more and more angry. His position in this family really plummeted, and even Boiling Point dared to bully himself.
The next day, Mother Mi cooked at home, and the boiling point was drilling around the room, drilling in the kitchen for a while and scurrying around in the living room for a while.
"Migo, take the boiling point out for a walk. Don't let it stay at home all day and become a domestic dog like you. " Mother Amy gave the order.
"I'm not going." Migo is making couch potatoes, and Tom and Jerry are watching the replay with great interest.
Mom roared, "get out and turn off the TV!" "
Migo jumped up from the sofa and walked to the door. The boiling point has jumped proudly to the front, and the tail is thrown, like a young master and a footman shouting, "Wang Wang Wang, hurry up!" " "
Migo has a smell in his body. He strode to the boiling point and dragged it forward quickly. At the moment, if there is a sports car, he certainly doesn't want to tie the boiling point behind him and push the wheels to spark.
The boiling point is called Migo Migo. I want to play Frisbee.
Miguel tugged at his ear: "Play with your head!" "
The boiling point is whoa whoa whoa. Cried: Migo Migo, wait, I want to play with my beautiful sister.
Migo cocked his head and saw the charming Pomeranian dog walking diagonally across the street. His boiling eyes were polished in an instant, and God rushed over in battle.
Hum, Miguel has a cold voice in his nose: You mess with me, I mess with you. Seeing the two dogs getting closer, Migo's men suddenly tried hard, boiling point sobbed, and Migo was pulled in the opposite direction.
Boiling point cried: I want to play with my beautiful sister, I want to play with my beautiful sister. ...
Migo only thinks it will explode if he doesn't vent. Whether he pulls the boiling point or not, he runs away, faster and faster, farther and farther. ...
Crying by the boiling point, God suddenly changed his face, and soon it began to rain, and it was getting bigger and bigger.
The winter rain was freezing cold, so Migo quickly picked up the boiling point and hid under a nearby eaves.
It seems that I am very excited to see the raindrops with great boiling point, and I try my best to break away from Migo's arms.
Miguo was anxious and scolded him: "You stupid puppy, do you want to get wet in the rain?" ! You're gonna get sick, okay? ! "
Mi Bao Xiao suddenly appeared, and his mouth bent into a bad smile: "Little stupid dog, let him get wet if he wants to get wet." He leaned towards the boiling point and said, "Go ahead, you haven't played in the rain, have you?" Tell you, cool! "
Migo let go of his hand, plunged into the rain and jumped around happily.
Mi Bao Xiao gave Ramigo a bad look: "Let this stupid puppy be silly and happy, let's go!" "
"Lost the boiling point? ! "Miguo was taken aback and her eyes floated to the boiling point.
"Miguel, you are such a good man." Bao Xiao said sarcastically, "Today it will shit and pee in your shoes, and tomorrow it will shit and pee on your head!" " "
Migo suddenly felt his heart turned into a popsicle, shook his head and said loudly, "Whatever! Go! "
After running in the rain for a while, the boiling point seemed to be felt. It suddenly followed me and shook like chaff.
"Don't follow me!" Migo kicked. "I don't want you to be our dog. I can't stand you! " "
Boiling point sobbed, and Miguo wiped her face, not knowing whether it was rain or tears: "Go to someone else's house, my mother is mine, not yours, not yours, meowed ..."
The old swan danced.
"Luke! Yu kuai! Me, I break up with you! " The tall and thin rice fruit was red-eyed and panting for a long time before it roared out such a sentence.
"It's no use breaking up. Facts are facts! " Luke smiled and shrugged. "Your mother is really like a dachshund."
"woof woof ... don't! What should dachshunds call? " I quickly wriggled, "whoa whoa whoa!"
"I, I will fight with you!" Migo waved his fist and suddenly rushed over.
Luke and Yu Kuai didn't expect him to do this. As a result, Migo's left hand and right hand were all pushed to the ground.
It is the result of Migo's surprise that two boys can sit and squat. You know, Migo is as thin as a bamboo pole, and he is famous for his weakness. He never fights, because every time he fights, he asks for it. Either push him down or get punched, and he will lose anyway.
Sure enough, Luke and Yu quickly stayed for a moment, immediately jumped up in situ and launched a fierce counterattack.
They were much bigger and had no strength at all (according to Luke, they tickled twice, but according to the quick report, they didn't even tickle, just blew two more breaths), and Miguo was knocked to the ground.
But before they turned around, Migo pounced on them again, grabbing their legs with his slender arms, determined to have a big fight with them.
At that time, three boys rolled on the grass and rolled into a ball.
I don't know if anger can also generate energy. Anyway, skinny Migo is amazing today. As a result, I was tired of playing big Luke and small Zhuangyu.
"Okay, okay, stop fighting!" I was the first person to ask for a truce.
Three people stopped at the same time, skid sat up, you look at me, I look at you, just like three puppies, mouth wide open, tongue out panting, messy hair, covered in broken grass and mud.
Luke said shyly, "I didn't mean to. Your mother is really funny. "
"It's so funny!" Yu Kuai couldn't help gesturing again. "The figure is so wide, the stripes are so wide, and you are wriggling there."
"ouch!" Two smelly boy laugh wildly, saliva and tears fly out together.
I can't beat them again, but I can't beat them again. Miguel really hates his mother. Why did he make a fool of himself in front of his friends? With tears in his eyes, he stood up without saying a word and ran away with drooping shoulders.
Luke and Yu Kuaixiang looked at each other and hurried to catch up.
"Hey, don't be so stingy." I quickly smirked and rubbed my arm against Miguel.
"I swear!" Luke pointed to the sky. "Any aunt, even if this aunt is my mother or his mother, we will laugh wildly."
Easy to say, that aunt is not your mother, nor his mother, but my mother!
Migo bit his lower lip and his scalp was numb, just like the feeling in the afternoon. He just wants to go crazy and make a hullabaloo about.
Here's the thing.
In the afternoon, Migo invited me to eat mutton kebabs, so that Luke and Yu Kuai could happily climb to the sixth floor with him and walk into Migo's house. As soon as they opened the door, they heard a very exciting dance music coming from the room.
"Mom, give me money to eat mutton kebabs!" Migo shouted confidently.
My mother poked her head out of the back room, her hair was fluffy and golden, like straw harvested in autumn.
"What to eat mutton string, small stall undignified! Besides, dinner is coming. Can I eat later? Stop eating! " Mother Mi's voice is very loud. Seeing Migo with two children, she can think with her toes that her son is going to treat her today, but she has no face at all.
"But, but," Migo mumbled, "isn't today the day to give pocket money?"
"Send your head! Go ahead, heat up the milk in the refrigerator and give it to me. Don't wander around like a small African refugee. I don't know what's the use of feeding you so many things. You can't grow meat anyway. Still want to eat junk food? Do you dare to eat mutton kebabs with pocket money? I will deduct all of them for you today. Do you believe it? "
Migo bowed his head listlessly when his mother was bombarded. Fortunately, he was used to it for a long time, but he was only depressed for a while. On second thought, besides milk, isn't there a sausage made by my mother in the refrigerator? Hey, hey, take some sausages to stop Luke and Yu Kuai's mouth. Otherwise, these two green-eyed guys who were provoked by mutton kebabs might chew themselves into ribs on the spot.
Sure enough, Luke and Yu hurriedly called for it, whether it was sausages, kebabs or pork and mutton, as long as it was meat.
Mother Amy twisted her catwalk and walked out of the back room. Miguo, Luke and the fish had a good time eating sausages. As soon as I saw her, my eyes fell all over the floor and I forgot to continue eating sausages. My mouth is wide open, so I can put an apple in it.
Migo's mom's appearance was really shocking. Wide black and white striped tights wrapped her H-shaped figure, and the fat was pulled into a round strip and bounced out directly.
It's like, it's like ... Luke and Yu Kuai are watching their half-eaten sausages. Migo suddenly understood, just like a fat sausage made by her mother.
Shit, how can mom dress like this! Miguel would rather she wore pajamas than be so conspicuous!
But regardless of the children who looked at each other, mother walked to the fitting mirror at the door. The dance music in the room is singing "Give Mimi, Give Mimi, Give Mimi". Mommy swayed like no one was watching, twisting herself into a C-shape and an O-shape.
Glug, Migo swallowed saliva first.
Glug, he immediately heard the game between Luke and Yu kuai, and kept swallowing there.
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