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Old urchin's anecdote prose
When he was young, he called her "the mother of the child" and she called her by her first name. But now, she has become his "wife". She calls him "Listen" or scolds him "Old Xi".

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( 1)

He wears reading glasses, and so do his wife and mother. They sat face to face. In the middle is a small circle made by himself, with messy cards on it and two-inch long bamboo sticks next to it. These small bamboo sticks are their respective victories. "I haven't drawn a card yet, you draw another one!" His wife and mother quickly grabbed a card from him and stuffed it in their middle. "You play to depend on! When did I get an extra card? You are slow to respond. " He blushed, held back his toothless mouth, raised his voice by eight degrees, and then stole another card from the scattered cards unnoticed. He still won, and his wife and mother took out two small bamboo sticks beside him and threw them at him: "Rogue, here you are!" " Stop playing and have to cook. "His wife and mother are busy in the kitchen, and he leisurely carries his downstairs and looks around. By dinner time, he went home on time.

(2)

Their sixth daughter gave birth to a baby. He laid leisurely on the couch, looked at his wife and mother who hurried out and said, "You'd better go to the hospital to accompany your sixth daughter tonight. She is more comfortable with her mother. Wear warm clothes and remember to take the No.8 bus around the city. It's cheap and only takes a short walk. " He is lying, but he is calculating the price of the bus in his mind. His wife and mother glared at him and scolded him back: "Lao Xi, I insist on taking a taxi." It's dark and rainy in Mao Mao, and the old * West is in command. " She knows that her old lady is calculating the taxi fare. It's five yuan by taxi and one yuan by bus. Even if he is scolded, his heart is cheerful. Their last grandson will be born soon. For an ancient old man, having a full house of children and grandchildren is the happiest thing in the world.

(3)

She went to the countryside to attend a Buddhist ceremony, and he would try to eat leftovers. A few days later, when she came home, he took her hand and said, "Wife, you finally came back, hehe!" " ! I got paid today, and I'll give you 100 yuan to play mahjong in the next month. "But after two months, his wife and mother suddenly threatened him:" I'm going to live in the country for a few days every month, starving you old man to death and making him remember for a long time. "He knew that his promise had only been fulfilled for a month. So, reluctantly, she took out 100 yuan from her pocket and gave it to her wife and mother, who proudly taught her children how to surrender to men. And especially warned: this secret book is only passed on to the daughter, not to the daughter-in-law. Of course, when his wife and mother were laughing at the liar, his son, daughter-in-law, son-in-law and daughter were all present. The younger generation smiled knowingly, and he laughed with them, as if to say something that had nothing to do with him.

(4)

In the peak season when cucumbers are abundant, there are always washed cucumbers on the coffee table in the living room. The daughter who lives upstairs always remembers to grab a cucumber to eat when she passes by their house when she comes back from work. The cucumbers I see every day are old and awkward. Their daughter is a little puzzled and asks, "Does the old cucumber have any health secrets?" Mother said angrily, "Your father, an old fool, knows that I like cucumbers and bought these cheap old cucumbers to please me." Scolded as an old woman, he pouted and glared to show his contempt for his wife and mother. It's hot, and his wife and mother are too lazy to go to the market to buy food. He undertook the work of buying food. When I go to the market to buy food the next day, I will still buy some cheap old cucumbers, wash them myself and put them on the coffee table. His wife and mother scolded "cheapskate" while eating. He replied, "The deaf don't listen to dogs." Then, relax and close your eyes.

(5)

"Wife, you don't know where the new pedestrian street in the city is, do you?" Of course, his wife and mother didn't know, so he proudly took his wife and mother, rode a motorcycle and toured the newly-built pedestrian street. When he came back, he showed off to his children: "I rode a motorcycle today and took your mother to visit the pedestrian street in the new town." The construction of our city is really changing with each passing day. " When his children blamed them for the danger of riding a motorcycle, he actually said plausibly, "It costs five yuan to take a taxi, two yuan to take a bus and three yuan to take a motorcycle, not to mention being quick and convenient." It's just that his younger generation remembered two old urchins who were over 70 years old, galloping on motorcycles, with lingering fears, and repeatedly stressed the danger of riding motorcycles. He actually popped up: "I'm not seventy or eighty yet!" " "The younger generation was speechless.

(6)

"Old woman, my stomach hurts a little." For decades, her mother-in-law has been his personal nanny and spiritual pillar.

"Come on, put a plaster on you." His wife's mother's brother used to be a barefoot doctor in the brigade, which seems to be self-taught. There are always some commonly used drugs at home. When their child was young, she had diarrhea, abdominal pain and vomiting. Just tell her that she took some pills from the high-rise cupboard and put them in the child's hand. She said in an imperative tone, "Eat it, it will be ready soon." It really worked then. As long as she takes the medicine, her child seems to be fine.

"Old woman, my stomach is upset." After putting on the plaster for a long time, he still feels uncomfortable.

"Come on, give you some anti-inflammatory drugs." She thought that her wife and mother found medicine for her own gallstones in the drawer; They are all anti-inflammatory drugs, and the effect should be the same. So, she gave her wife Lidan Xiaoyan tablets according to the dosage on the instructions.

"Old woman, I have a bad stomach." He has loose bowels after taking Nalidan anti-inflammatory tablets.

"Come on, give you some Huoxiang Zhengqi water." His wife and mother are doing all this quietly.

They don't want to go to the hospital. These, in their eyes, are not pain. For these little pains in life, they think that going to the hospital is a waste of money.

His children knew that the two old urchins were fooling around, and when the phone called, he had gone over and said, "I'm fine!" " "

(7)

Life goes on, and the two old people live simply and happily according to their own wishes. Their behavior seems absurd to our younger generation, even difficult to understand. However, we know one thing: this is a loving old couple. What is deposited in the river of years is the purest feelings in each other's hearts, the tranquility of caring for each other, and the happiness that accompanies them. There is no poetry, no romance, only the most authentic and primitive couple flavor. Taste it slowly, from which we can learn some true meaning of love.

Their children privately call them a pair-"old urchins".