M: The new and old people present.

Ladies and gentlemen.

H: Good evening, everyone!

Male: xxx! It's another year in a blink of an eye. Have we been together for X years?

Woman: Yes! It's been x years since Haodejia was founded.

X years and x months, to be exact.

W: In these X years and X months, all of us have worked hard, been unknown and made selfless contributions, taking it as our responsibility to develop and strengthen a good family. Here, please allow us to express our gratitude to all employees of the company for their contributions and efforts.

M: I won't say thank you. Say something practical. According to the latest news of MTV/XTV/KTV/CCTV, the exchange rate of RMB against cut cakes has changed greatly today. As of 18: 00 on xx, xxxx, RMB 1 yuan can be converted into 0. 000000 1 kg cut cake, there are several kilograms cut cake these days, and the success rate of marriage proposal is 100%.

Woman: Yes, I won't say that money is rolling in. Congratulations on making a fortune. I wish everyone can buy a few Jin of cut cakes during the New Year.

M: According to the latest special administrative law "Bible" of xxxx, "all of us are guilty". Now I solemnly sentence: everyone is happy to be sentenced to life imprisonment, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all diseases and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final, and it will be executed immediately, and it will take effect immediately. Retreat!

Woman: That's the end of the joke. Please welcome Mr. Wang, Chairman of the Group, to make a speech!

Tell me about it!

M: Thank you for your kind words, Mr. Wang. It's time for our long-awaited meal. Don't pay attention to those who have touched chopsticks, spoons and hands! Now I declare that we are officially eating. Hold your mouth first, then drink soup.