Humorous jokes, humor comes from life, and sometimes some things will make girls feel very unhappy. An important principle is to make girls happy, so we can say some interesting sentences and share some humorous jokes below.

Humorous short joke 1 1, if you don't reply, you are herding cattle. If you don't reply all the time, you will lose your cow.

The mobile phone is in the hand of the class teacher, so it is urgent to talk about the contract with the principal in advance.

3. Connect the signal of the Magic Elf Castle. Please leave a message if you have something important.

4. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

The computer is poisoned, and I'm on my way to repair it for you.

6. Hello, I'm Xiao Wang. If you admit that I am your father, now you are the little prince.

Stay here and don't move. I will buy you some oranges.

8. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.

9. I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

10, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to sleep.

1 1. I was busy, sleepy and helpless, and decided to jump off the building.

12. If you don't reply, you have been herding cattle. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.

13. When the wine is finished, you can refill it. If it is used up, can I renew it?

14, sorry, because the other party is too good, the account has been officially deleted.

15, the subscriber you dialed is still in the bathroom, please send him toilet paper later!

16. This man went to another planet and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

17. This person has been missing for many days. If there is an emergency, please use the call.

18, alas, you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

19, sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not answered at the moment, please redial later.

20. If you want to fall in love, please continue to leave a message. If not, go out and turn right.

2 1, sorry, I'm not here now, and I don't want to contact you in the future.

22, don't worry, little cute is on the way, please wait patiently.

23. God, God, my head hurts. Please give it to a foot kiss.

24, literati hiding in the network, waiting for beauty; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.

25. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

26. I went to the back hill to discuss eating Tang Priest with the old demon in Montenegro. Wait till I get back.

27, quit, because the teacher is fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, I will go to Gaolaozhuang to find you later.

28, alas-you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

29.are you looking for my boss? Let me tell you to eat potato chips. I want lemon and cucumber flavors.

30. I miss you, not just today, but today I really can't hold back.

3 1, I went to another planet and will bring you stars and the moon when I come back.

32. Now I'm dancing in the laser rain with the spirit guy, so I'll take a jack-o'-lantern home and bring you some betel nuts.

33, so take the initiative to find me, want to be my girlfriend, the default time not to pick up?

34. My present position: WC; Posture: squat; Face: convulsion; Status: hard.

35. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

36. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu if you need anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

37. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

38. This machine has been set to vibrate. Please be careful what you say, it will damage my machine. See if I hit you!

39. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

40. I swim in the Pacific Ocean in winter. When I find my way home, I will give you an Ollie back.

4 1, hello, this is XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, that's all I have to say.

42. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

43. Your mail is being processed. A moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart your phone!

Humorous short joke 2 1, nothing can beat me.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

5. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

6. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

7, you see, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.

8. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.

If I had known I was so tired, I wouldn't have come back to reality.

10, sleep is nothing, don't wake up if you can.

1 1, sleepy all year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

12, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

14, youth is running wildly, and then falling gorgeously.

15, the world is always cruel, you can only be a doll if you don't play.

16, when others are angry, they don't eat by themselves. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

17, people say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

18, there are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

19, you can't wake up a person who doesn't reply to the message, but the red envelope can.

20. I am who I am. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

2 1, life is not only in front of you, but also at the invitation of your predecessor.

22. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

23. Your biggest problem is not your confusion about the future, but your inability to get up.

24. Don't always make excuses for yourself! When you are constipated, you blame gravity for not having gravity!

25, the weather is cold, there are objects to hug, and no objects to add clothes.

26. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

27. I especially like that the teacher is angry, scolds us for a class, and then class is over.

28. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

As a good friend, being uglier than me is the minimum respect for me.

If you suffer, don't drink water, or you will get dirty.

3 1, it was agreed that I would not be wronged at all, and more than a little.

I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

You can live like a pig, but you can't be as happy as a pig

34. The tears you shed now are the water that entered your mind when you were in love.

35. Some people make you feel bad seriously, while others owe you toothache.

36. Actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately there is no time to say it, because my sister threw up.

37. In the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm, and they must change accordingly.

38. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

39. The most contradictory thing is to live like a pig, but want the Monkey King's figure.

40. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

4 1, it is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, why haven't I seen the gold yet?

42. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

43. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

44. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

45. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

46. If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster.

Humorous short joke 3 1, the person I like, he has a warm body.

2. What you like may not be suitable for you, but what accompanies you is the best.

I want to exchange all my money for 1 a road to your heart.

4, all night, all of you, I know what infatuation is.

There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you and me in all seasons.

6. You are so cute that I can't help kissing you.

7. Love deeply rooted in my heart is with you.

8. We argue today, laugh tomorrow and think far.

9. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am drunk to death.

10, inadvertently, your smile became my whole world.

1 1. People who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other.

12. Today, I threw my toffee into the mud because I like mud.

Every time I miss you, the stars in the sky are shining.

14, in decadence, you are rich and auspicious.

15. Missing is like a river, which flows endlessly to the sea and my heart.

Looking at your smile, I suddenly feel that I am the happiest person in the world.

17, because of you, I believe in true love, because of you, I hope forever.

18, the sunshine you once gave me is warm to this day.

19, love is like running water, love is like peach blossom, live with me and dream together.

20. The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tender feelings burning on my chest.

2 1, I love you all my life, and kissing you 1000 times is not enough!

22. Because of you, my sky is colored.

23. If you end up poor, I will be your last luggage.

24. Long-distance love, if we survive the time, we will win.

25. Health means staying up late with you every day.

26. The meeting of lovers is destiny takes a hand's fate.

27. I want to take a selfie with you and use reading glasses instead of filters.

28. I miss you, how much I miss you, as loudly as when the plane takes off.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

30. When the mobile phone receives a new message, its heart beats faster, but it's not yours.

3 1, you don't have to be good, I like it, I'm not good, you don't mind.

32. Every heart is a flower, and you are the most beautiful one.

If you were water, I would like to become a bowl and put you in my heart.

Happiness is far from you, and you are not satisfied.

35. Be romantic, taste sweetness, record happiness and write down your heart: Love you forever!

Love is like a ray of sunshine in winter, which warms your cold heart.

37. I hope you can go over the mountains to see the sea without my company.