0 1. One day, a sister was ill. We put her on the shelf and took her to the hospital. As a result, she walked too fast and overturned at once. I shouted, "Sister, give me the shelf!" " ! ! ! Sister, give it to me! ! ! "
02. "Do you want to play games with xxx? Do you want to double row with xxx sweetly? Do you want to date xxx Passion Canyon? Send an appointment of "I love you with xx sauce"! Come and snap it up! "
03. Thank you for taking selfies. I saw it a second before I was going to cut the monk's hair. Now it's secular.
04. "Hello, I am an individual trafficker, but I am a principled trafficker. I don't kidnap children. I only kidnapped my handsome brother. Please go to bed consciously if you want. I'm too lazy to do it. Thank you for your cooperation. "
05. "The temperature has dropped, and the beauty who is afraid of cold can hide in my arms. I am 36.5 degrees. Men can play with a big pendulum, 360 degrees. "
06. "If all goes well, we will get married, go to Disney to watch fireworks and watch the sunrise and sunset together, and we will have a wonderful rest of our lives. If not, I will send it to another person. "
07. I was accidentally stung by a bee, and half of my face was swollen and a little purple. I figured out what kind of bee it was. I saw the beauty of xxx and bowed down to the bee.
08. I have been gaining weight recently. I weighed myself today and gained ten pounds. It's really hard to lose weight without you.
09. This video is not cut smoothly enough, and it is not clear whether it is the theme or the end. Tell me your home address, and I'll go to your house and tell you in detail.
10. The girl said that she couldn't find the object, that is, she stood in front of the vending machine and couldn't find her favorite drink. When a boy says he can't find someone, he is standing in the Sahara desert. When he says he doesn't, he really doesn't!
1 1. The ideal love is like this: dead vines, fish and shrimp for dinner, hot mobile phone cantaloupe, sunset, you are ugly, nothing, I am blind!
12. Female: "Why don't you have a girlfriend when we broke up?" Man: "After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you."
13. I felt the pain of falling from my heart recently, and went to the hospital for examination yesterday. I sat opposite the doctor and watched his brow wrinkle more and more. I asked the doctor what was wrong.
He said, "xxx is too heavy in your heart", and I suddenly realized.
14.a Alpha, β Beta, Y Gamma, 6 Delta, epsilon, S Zeta, N Ita, θ Sita, Yutai, K Kappa, λ Lambda, μ Mio, V Niue, Ke Xi, O Omi Clone, π Pai, P Rou, o, T Tao, U Yupixilong.