Because there is no money to marry, there is no offspring directly.

Nurse: Bed 5, wake up ... Get up and take sleeping pills.

Man: Master, please help me. Last night, I dreamed that all the teeth in my mouth fell out. What happened?

Master: Don't worry, dreams are the opposite.

M: So what does this portend?

Master: Your lower teeth will fall out.

Dad: Son, why are you so happy today?

Son: Of course, I am very happy. I am the strongest student in our class!

Dad wants to know.

Son: Our head teacher said that I was holding the class back by myself!

Reporter: Hello, big brother, it's the Spring Festival. What do you think of setting off fireworks in the city?

M: What do you think? Look at the windowsill!

Dad: Honey, look at your room. Like a pigsty. Don't tidy up.

Daughter: Have you ever seen a pig clean his room? Not all pig cleaning ...

Mr. Hu: I said the other day that our chairman was a fool, but our manager heard me and he fired me at once. ...

Li: They all think that you have slandered the chairman?

Mr. Hu: They said I leaked company secrets!

Dad read his son's composition: When I heard the doctor say that my leg was paralyzed, I jumped with fear. ...

Son: Dad, why do men and women on TV propose on one knee?

Dad: You must kneel on one leg. Kneeling on both legs is the grave!

A car entered the parking lot.

The owner rolled down the window and said to the person sitting on the side, big brother, I am reversing. Please take a look at it for me.

If you touch it, please let me know. Thank you.

Man directs reversing: OK. Down, down, down, down, I'm watching. (loud noise) ... okay, we hit it.

Li: Why is ugliness a disease?

Mr. Hu: Why else would a plastic surgery hospital be called a hospital?

Boss: Why didn't you come to work these two days?

Attendant: Boss, I accidentally fell into the street from the third floor window.

The boss is angry: liar! Does it take two days to fall from the third floor?

Husband: Just now, on my way home, a master calculated it for me and said that I was 135 years old!

The wife said coldly: Why? Have you finished digging the grave?