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A classic retired limerick by the master is called talent.
I love Jiangnan to abandon the garden, and bloom is in chaos.

Sitting alone in the short pavilion under the moon, meeting fox spirits.

Earn RMB by working, and buy a small courtyard at the head of the village.

Shut the door just to sleep, and any stream will flow casually.

Plan:

Sleep in your head on weekends and stay in a crib after waking up.

Flip through idle books and pretend to have nothing to do.

When friends meet, they talk about the past.

Stop at current politics, it is not convenient to talk nonsense.

Let go of greed and go to Jianghu.

Yes, all roads lead to the world.

Busy week, have a cup of tea by the lake.

Calm down and have a rest and look at the lotus.

Although I don't earn much money, there are never many broken things.

Look at Bloom once in a while and pretend to be fine.

I am like a grandson when I am busy, and I am bored when I am idle.

There is nowhere to put body and mind. Watch the water flow across the bridge.

How miserable this life is,

Who knows what will happen tomorrow?

Think about it last night,

Still have to work hard to survive.

The breeze blows the heart and the waning moon shines on the lotus pond.

The world is so chaotic, it's the coolest here.

Thunder is approaching, and it is said that it will rain.

Sometimes walking, suddenly there is no road.

I found myself at a loss and didn't know where I was.

Sometimes I'm busy, sometimes I'm free.

Reading and seeing the scenery in your spare time,

Busy time is nothing more than making money.

I don't want to associate with others. The Jianghu is too chaotic.

Wandering between clouds and water, there are tea and birds.

I really want to have a small yard and plant a gourd.

The cat was dreaming, so I sat down to drink tea.

This life is too short to be at ease.

Stay up until you get off work and lie down and listen to the yellow rain.

There is nothing in the world, and the entanglement is only in people's hearts.

I think there is a difference, but there is no past and no present.

The misty rain is ten miles deep in spring, and the fallen flowers are lightly covered with grass marks.

I miss my old friends when I meet strangers.

If you don't settle down and listen,

The spring breeze will explode.

If you stop going to the countryside,

Those flowers have been spent.

Suddenly, a breeze blew and the night sky crossed the meteor.

Heaven and earth have never been like this, but the world is always affectionate.

When I sit in the flower forest, I also go to work to earn money.

At present, the world is full of dust, and the heart is one foot high.

Sometimes sitting alone is not lonely.

I just want to be alone, but others think too much.

Sometimes I hate someone enough to kill him.

Later I remembered that I was really ridiculous.

There is always a full moon when the moon is absent. How many can I have?

Facing the infinite mountains and rivers, who is equally divided with?

Snowy night in winter, peanut Erguotou.

I think of many things, and the more I drink, the more worried I am.

The following is a limerick written by our grassroots, which is not bad.

★ If you are confident ★

Taste bitter and sweet,

In a blink of an eye, the Chinese New Year is coming.

People are very tired, so be broad-minded.

I wish you all peace.

Seven words float across the sky,

It's full of things all day.

I waved to the sky,

None of this matters.

I waved to the sky,

Health and happiness are valued.

You should eat and drink,

Don't take anything to heart.

The car will eventually find its own way,

Children and grandchildren will be blessed.

Take a rest, overcome the flame,

Look in the mirror. It's me again

★ The truth ★

Life is only three days,

Cherish the precious yesterday;

Looking forward to a better tomorrow,

Grasp the brilliant today!

Calm and indifferent, enjoy the years,

Take a leisurely walk in the park;

I'm used to hard life,

Not rich is safe.

I like money as well as money,

Don't climb with others;

Both the big room and the small room are safe.

Don't show off others;

It is safe to eat meat and vegetarian food.

Nutrition and health.

Words of relief

Don't worry after retirement,

No work, no burden is the freest.

Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the workplace,

Integrate into the leisure flow of the elderly.

Sang Yu had a good time,

Spend a healthy and happy late autumn

I often play table tennis and take a walk in the park.

Jiang Haijie is a fishing friend.

Reading, listening to songs, learning to write poems,

See the scenery and take photos to travel.

Buy food, cook and do housework,

Friends chat and have a drink.

Stay healthy and exercise regularly.

Pay attention to health and longevity,

Life should be regular,

I won't sit for long all day.

Stay positive and optimistic,

A smile can dispel a hundred worries.

Retirement limerick (1)

Life is only 30 thousand days,

There are 8 thousand left until retirement.

So is wealth and power,

Who has lived for 40,000 days since ancient times?

There are no old women in the world,

Don't worry about getting into the flower.

Classification management of family affairs,

Children and grandchildren, less.

Don't give directions and assistance beyond your authority,

Let go, delegate, and shift.

Fame and fortune are rarely mentioned,

I always remember how I talked and laughed in those days.

Money, fame and wealth should be looked down upon,

It's silly to keep calling.

Real estate stocks are not close,

Debt is even worse.

No matter how much money you have in your pocket,

Your money won't count until you run out.

Lose vanity and ignorance,

Happy every day.

Retirement limerick (2)

Life circulates in nature,

Like a light rain in the sky.

Don't covet the happiness of others,

Contentment is worth remembering.

Don't compare with teenagers,

Happy and optimistic, smile.

Eat, drink and be merry,

It's really unfair to treat yourself badly.

Children and grandchildren have children and grandchildren.

After the property is left behind, it will get old and epilepsy.

Smile for ten years,

A happy mind is young.

Now that the attitude is good,

A happy mood won't make you old.

You will lose your mind when you are sad.

Frowning endlessly.

The sadness of life will not be forgotten,

Tick your name, son.

Retirement limerick (3)

Anyway, I retired,

Don't always stay at home;

Although legs and feet are convenient,

Go out for a walk early.

I want to see a friend,

Want to go back to my hometown;

I want to go somewhere else,

Want to travel abroad;

Don't hesitate,

Don't need any reason.

Escorts, friends and donkey friends,

Leave if you want, leave if you want!

Anyway, I retired,

Don't sprain your elbow;

When the soul is still alive,

Find some happiness and freedom.

The old man devoted himself to filial piety,

The children tried their best to hold hands;

A little personal interest,

Free from any constraints;

Reasonable coordination and arrangement,

There will always be time

Class reunion, playing cards hand in hand,

Leave if you want, leave if you want!

Anyway, I retired,

Can't give up pursuing;

With rich experience,

Keep up with the trend of the times.

Comfortable to wear,

The food is delicious;

Go online to broaden your horizons,

Wechat strengthens communication;

Growing flowers and grass for health,

Vegetarian, quit smoking and drink less.

Dancing in the park, sneaking around after dinner,

Follow your heart!

Anyway, I retired,

Don't spend too much money;

While the castle peak is still there,

I've seen through it.

This flower must be given up,

Pay attention to dress;

I should have given it to you a long time ago,

You should stay enough;

Children stand on their own,

You don't have to give everything.

Understand early, enjoy early,

When people go to heaven, money can't be taken away!