Let's try to make it into sweet lemon juice.

Hugo

? After reading the self-mockery of these old people, are we still so terrible when we are anxious every day?

"Silver-haired Liu Chuan" (シルバー Liu Chuan) is a doggerel by an old Japanese man. From youth to old age, they wrote their sad and lovely old life in a humorous way.

This stems from the activity of 200 1.

Continue to this day.

From the initial 3000 applications

There are tens of thousands of copies now.

"It's delicious.

What did you eat?

Forgot "

"At the beginning swear * * * hoary head.

You are bald.

I dyed my hair. "

"89 years old.

The last struggle

Talk about a love. "

"sphygmomanometer

Duplicate quantity

Satisfactory figures have been measured. "

"In the schedule.

This is about

Hospital inspection "

"You two really love each other.

You misunderstood.

I just use him as a crutch. "

"The so-called old love.

Give me a kiss.

Has alarmed the dentures. "

"Steal the grandson's candy.

I'm sorry to say that.

Lai gave it to the cat. "

"Get up in the morning.

in good health

See a doctor. "

"Before, I had to repeatedly confirm that I had no feelings.

Now we must confirm it again and again.

Not breathing. "

"The written words have a lasting appeal.

(of China's calligraphy) lively and powerful.

Actually, it was just a handshake. "

"Only siri.

No matter how many times you ask.

I won't be disturbed. "

"Get out of the Mercedes.

transfer

Wheelchair "

"Is to give up his wife.

Look at that.

For me. "

This is old.

life

I'm not confused anymore

But I always get lost.

It's getting weaker.

Hair, memory

And existence

People are getting old.

sneeze

You must risk your life.

Even if you are bald.

Go to the barber shop

There is no discount.

I buy books now.

It doesn't matter anymore.

As long as the words are big enough.

Travel and tourism

Compared with watching the scenery

More concerned about where the toilet is.

"Took a photo.

But because I laughed so hard,

Not adopted "

The freedom and time I once wanted.

at present

There are too many, I don't know what to do.

Queue up to buy lottery tickets

Just pretend I'm alive.

On the day of the lucky draw

After cataract surgery

See your age spots and wrinkles.

be surprised

Waited for three hours

The reason for the doctor's diagnosis is

"Old"

That doctor

Used to teach me to keep fit.

Die before me.

Really want to

Sick again

This is acacia

I think you are in love again.

Feel high/fluctuating.

The result is only arrhythmia.

Say that life is beyond love.

An earthquake is coming.

Run faster than anyone else.

The closest thing is family.

The secret of family harmony

Talk less

Get out more.

Being old and confused is not a bad thing.

Yesterday's quarrel and anger.

I have forgotten it automatically.

"Come on!"

My wife once said to me

Now I'm going with her.

Early times

The wife is a demon.

Now he is a monster.

On the suicide note

"All for the wife"

This is his wife's handwriting.

I vowed to grow old.

You are bald.

I dyed my hair.

After the physical examination,

The wife suddenly became gentle.

It scares me.

Compared with snoring

The old man is very quiet.

This worries me.

fall asleep

I was called by my caring family.

Remind me to take sleeping pills.

Don't do this.

I just overslept.

Don't feel my pulse.

mother

Give love to dogs.

Give me some.

later ages/time

Want to be together, too

I said to the dog

Sun Tzu said that I

Fold of cerebral cortex

It's all on my face.

When flipping the iPad

Always licking your fingers habitually.

Grandson is angry.

"Give me the money"

It was my son's voice on the phone.

Decisively hang up

Forgetfulness and helplessness

The so-called old age

An ever-increasing number of pills.

And faded memories.

Forget a word

When I think of this word,

I forgot to write this sentence.

More importantly.

The more I can't hide.

Or you'll never find it again.

Afraid of forgetting

On the passbook

Write down the password

Old friends for many years.

Friendship is unforgettable.

But I forgot his name.

Lonely daily life

I woke up early in the morning.

Stay in bed and wait.

The alarm clock hasn't rung yet.

The weather is very hot.

I pressed the remote control.

The TV is on.

Will greet me warmly.

at present

Only the hot toilet seat.

lonely

Telephone fraudsters.

Have a marathon telephone conversation

Old friends come to meet.

If you don't send cards this year,

Just watch.

Will be regarded as death

Long-lost friend

Call and say

You are still alive.

Two old people

Want to high-five?

But hands can never catch it.

A lively class reunion

post cibum

Become a drug introduction meeting

At the class reunion

Find out that everyone

Have become famous doctors.