22. Money is just a cloud to a monk. Make a price, teacher!
23. whenever Confucius sees a young man with good qualifications, he will smile and pat him on the shoulder and say, come to see me Confucianism when you are free.
24. Wang Anshi and Sima Guang have been at odds politically. It is said that Sima Guang smashed his jar when he was a child.
25. In ancient times, there was a Leyangzi who had a hard time studying abroad and slipped home halfway. His wife angrily took out a pair of scissors and cut off the cloth she was knitting, saying, it's all the same to do anything. It's no use stopping like this. Remember, you must not give up halfway! Yueyang son looked at the scissors in his hand in horror and nodded his head. From then on, they lived a harmonious sex life.
26. "Report! That monkey came in again! " "Well, he comes here five times a day. What treasure did he search for? " "Dear Dragon King, the monkey snatched a pair of walking shoes with lotus roots, a gold lock, a phoenix-winged purple crown and a wishful gold hoop." "In that case, you go and tell the monkey that you don't have to play again. We have all the equipment that this copy can produce! "
27. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a magistrate named Yang Jian. He is a very honest man. As soon as he took office in Nanyang, his subordinates gave him a big fish. He can't refuse in every way, so he can only hang him in front of the hall to show his integrity. Since then, other subordinates are no longer embarrassed to send fish smaller than that.
28. Shen Zhi said with a smile that even willows can be uprooted. All local ruffians don't believe it. Seeing this, Lu went straight to the tree, took off his braid that hung straight down to his waist, held luck in his hand, bent down, hugged the willow tree with a thick bowl and shouted, It's time to witness the miracle!
29. On the surface, the princes of Shen joined forces with the dogs to attack because they killed their daughters, but in fact, it was because he didn't like that King You always said to him: Come on, Shen Hou (deep throat)!
30. Lu Ban was a famous inventor in the Spring and Autumn Period. According to legend, he made a wooden horse car for his mother, who sat in it and was driven by Woodenhead, and never came back. Her father gave her a thumbs-up and praised her: What a sensible child!
3 1, Wang Erxiao was cutting down trees by the river and accidentally dropped his iron axe into the river. He was so anxious that he began to cry. Suddenly, an old voice came from the water: Son, did you drop a golden axe? Wang Erxiao shouted into the water: No! The voice in the water added, "Did you drop a silver axe?" The second child said no again. At this time, an old fairy with an iron axe on her forehead and blood all over her face was floating in the water, growling with a black face. It turned out that it was really you who cut me!
32. The ugly duckling is different from other ducks since childhood. He is ugly, so he is laughed at and despised by his companions and other small animals. Sadly, he decided to leave alone. A few years later, it came back proudly. Everyone was surprised to find that it had become a beautiful swan, so everyone praised it: Wow, you are so beautiful. The ugly duckling blushed and replied shyly, "Stop it, Smecta."
Disciple, I didn't expect you to win this Millennium Snow Lotus by mistake. Can increase the cultivation of Jiazi. Here, give it to you.
34. One year, there was a bumper harvest. The little white rabbit and the little black rabbit helped an old man collect radishes. After collecting it, the old man was very happy. He pushed a cart full of radishes for the white rabbit. The little white rabbit is very happy. After thanking the old man, he skipped home. Grandpa pushed a car full of radishes for the little black rabbit. The little black rabbit doesn't want radish. It said, "Grandpa, I don't want radish. Please give me some seeds! " Grandpa smiled knowingly and said, "well, give me your email!" " "
35, Wen Hui! Wenhui! Listen! I'm peeing.
36. A woman's mood: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on shopping.
37. "Sister, do you like poetry?"
"hate it! People like it! "
38. How to pronounce the word "coriander"?
B: These two words are pronounced "Bibi".
A: Get out!
Through the unremitting efforts of mobile phone experts, we finally found the chief culprit of the rapid decline of mobile phone power, which is a headache for users: meeting!
40. Grandpa posted a photo of a naked woman on the Internet. Hullova's seven brothers all left comments. Dawa: Awesome! Erwa: I am blind! Sanwa: Hard! Shiva: It will be hot! Wuwa: It's wet! Liuwa: Shit, it's a shame to hide! Qiwa: Good picture, good picture, accept it decisively!
4 1, the earliest selling of Meng in history can be traced back to the Song Dynasty in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period: there are branches on the mountain.
42. If you want to be unknown, you must be careful.
43, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.
44. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.
45. Online waiting is quite urgent.
The hungry spider said.
46. Boss, wrap the mouse slices!
-Cats
47. "Does it hurt?" "It hurts!" "Do you want to forget it?" "Nothing, go on." "Has shed a lot of blood. General Guan is so brave! " Hua tuo said.
48. In the Western Jin Dynasty, there were three evils: dragons in the water, evil tigers in the mountains, violence around, and Buron and tigers were even worse. I don't know at the beginning of the week, so I asked my fellow villagers what was the most fierce and wanted to get rid of it. The villagers were afraid to tell the truth, so they lamented: Long Erhu Sancan endure, but only Monday can endure!
49. Wang Zhongyang: "I am old. After the last sword discussion in Huashan Mountain, we agreed that this time, we would give it to our disciples for a competition. Are you all apprentices? " Ouyang Feng: "I only have one nephew and one confiscator." Wang Zhongyang: "Hehe, there are no students (Figure). You say a J. "
50. At the beginning, Heaven didn't want the wisdom of ancestors, so it didn't give advice. Those who own Cang Xie follow the trail of birds and beasts. The ghosts and gods were shocked and shouted: Which unit are you from? Who asked you to write it?