First, comic poems are usually arranged in a circle, and the number of words is not limited. There are many ways to read them. Generally, it starts with the words at the top of the circle, and then every five or seven words clockwise or counterclockwise, you can read several five-character poems or seven-character poems.

1, Hu Ming palindrome (repeat)

[Qing]? a certain person

Snow flies and fragrant trees, and red rain is faint.

The thin moon is full of fragrant fog, and the wind and flowers flow.

This serial poem was originally carved on a small teapot produced by the imperial kiln during the Tongzhi period of the Qing Dynasty, showing a circular shape. The reading of this poem has changed a lot. You can read from any word, whether it is backwards or backwards, and you can also read a five-character quatrain, so you can read 40 poems altogether. You might as well try!

Read each word in order:

(1), the snow flies fragrant trees, and the red rain is faint. The thin moon is full of fragrant fog, and the wind and flowers flow.

(2), the snow flies and the trees are quiet, and the red rain is sparse. The moon is full of fragrant fog, and the wind dances and flowers fall.

(3) The flying incense tree is red, the rain is thin and the moon is thin. The fragrant fog is curling, the wind is flowing, the flowers are dancing and the snow is falling.

(4), the trees are full of red rain, and the clouds are light and the wind is light. Fragrant mist is flying in the wind, and colorful flowers fall in the snow.

(5) The trees are still red and the moonlight is fragrant. The fog is flowing, the wind is dancing, the flowers are falling and the snow is dancing.

(6), the red rain is faint, and the thin moon is misty. Flowing wind and dancing flowers, falling snow and flying trees.

(7), the red rain is thin, and the moon is foggy. The wind dances and the flowers fall, and the snow flies and the trees are quiet.

(8), the rain is light and the moon is thin, and the fragrance is misty and the wind is floating. Dancing flowers and falling snow, flying trees are red.

(9), Danxia thin moon fan, fragrant fog and wind dance. Flowers fall and snow fly, trees fall and rain is red.

(10) The moon is full of fragrance and the fog is dancing. Flowers fall and snow fly, trees are red and rainy.

2. Reduplicated comedy poems

Also known as compound word poetry. The whole poem is composed of overlapping words, which are scattered and connected with each other. It can be a three-word, five-word and seven-word miscellaneous poem.

Spring is good for Dongpo.

Song Fo Yin

Wild birds always think of spring when they cry.

Peach blossoms are full of branches, and birds look at each other.

Tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, the flowers on the rock are as bright as brocade.

Screen can look at the front of Lili Mountain in Xiu Xiu.

Smoke, fog, fog, clear floating waves and waves to promote babbling.

The scenery of the water is very deep, so we should chase it everywhere.

Swimming along the water and flowers is like pear blossoms in Melissa Zhou.

Bright and clean Rinrin is as long as silver.

It is best to fold flowers and flowers. The stream is soft and tender.

The grass is green and butterflies are flying.

Birds and flowers in the forest, no, no

Take a rest to remember spring, Yang Yang and willow trees.

Xiu Xiu, the head of the branch, is always in charge.

Drinking hard liquor in spring seems to be drunk and idle.

Meet in the spring, remember the game, remember to travel.

Mountains, rivers and water are coming and going leisurely.

Have a rest.

Read as:

Wild birds are chirping, and wild birds are chirping all the time.

Peach blossoms in Man Chun are full of branches.

The branches are full of warblers, who call for the rock edge.

Add imaging brocade screen on the rock, add imaging brocade screen.

You can see the beautiful mountain, and smoke rises in front of it.

Smoke rises and floats in front of the mountain, and floating waves promote water.

Promote waves and water features. The scenery is deep, and it's easy to chase after it.

Chasing the splash, the splash is like snow and brilliant as pear.

Pears are bright and exquisite, as exquisite as silver flowers.

It is best to fold it up like a silver flower, and it is best to soften the grass by the stream.

The grass is green by the soft stream, and the butterflies fly.

Butterflies fly to the fallen flowers and birds crow in the fallen flowers forest.

Birds in the forest are crying endlessly, and spring scenery is still remembered.

To commemorate the good willow in spring, Yang Liuzhi Branch displayed its spring scenery.

Chunxiu often eats together and drinks spring wine together.

In spring, spirits are as drunk as in spring.

Meet in spring, remember the scenery when you meet.

Unexpectedly, I remembered the scenery of Shui Xin, and my heart wandered back and forth, ready to have a rest.

3, palindrome comic poem (cross pulley)

spring

In spring, birds sing green and willow clear, and in spring, willow clear.

Tomorrow, willows will be planted in sunny spring, and willows and green warbler will be planted in sunny spring.

summer

Xiang Lian has clear water and cool air, and water and cool air have a long summer.

In the long summer, the cool wind moves the water, the cool wind moves the water, and the water is fragrant.

autumn

In autumn, geese landed on sandbars, and geese landed on shallow sandbars.

In shallow water, geese will fall in the sand, while in Chu Jiangqiu, geese will fall in the sand.

winter

The red furnace sends black charcoal to the cold winter, and the charcoal welcomes the destroyer Xuefeng.

Melissa Zhou delivers charcoal in winter, and carbon black and furnace red in winter.

Ode to the Lotus-Zhao

The pond is full of lotus fragrance, and it smells cool in summer.

Cool Xia Yan, he came out of the water, he came out of the blue pond.

Appreciate spring-unknown

A lake is clear in spring, clear in water and fresh in willow color.

Come to Yan Jian when the willow color is new, and come to Yan Jian a lake in the Spring Festival.

Returning from Flower Appreciation —— Su Shi

Go to Ma Rufei to enjoy flowers, and go to Ma Rufei.

When the wine wakes up slightly, it is already dusk, and when it wakes up, it is already dusk to enjoy flowers.

Liu Chunxing Gan Ming

The mountains are red and green, and the mountains are green.

Birds in full bloom, flowers in full bloom.

Sisi Lee-Qin Shaoyou

Meditation for a long time will hinder the return period, and will hinder the return period for a long time.

When I remember leaving, I smell and turn, smell and turn, and I think quietly.

Interesting couplets highlights:

one

The old scholar skillfully writes (corrects) couplets.

Once upon a time, there was an old scholar who was always ready to help others. He often writes couplets such as Spring Festival couplets, Happy Couplets, Shoulian couplets and elegiac couplets to villagers. The villagers never refuse to ask him, and he is full of fun according to your family scenery and reasons.

On one occasion, during the Spring Festival in the village, he was as busy as a bee. On New Year's Eve, there was a poor family with special scenery who didn't even put up couplets. He thought, if you want to post couplets for the New Year, you have to be poor and let the old scholar write them. The old scholar wrote a couplet according to the family situation. The first part: eat a liter, drink a liter, and keep rising. Bottom line: spend one, borrow one, and the debt is endless. The horizontal criticism is that the poor are as poor as a church mouse, and the poor thank them contentedly.

On another occasion, a blind young man in the village was introduced to find a companion who was also blind, but it was suitable and the conditions were the same. He wants to marry a bride one day. So I asked an old scholar to write a wedding couplet. The old scholar wrote a pair of wedding couplets after a little thinking. The first part: it is difficult for lovers to meet. Bottom line: Save lamp oil at night. Horizontal approval is: groping. At first glance, everyone thought it was wonderful.

Another time, a family married their son and asked him to write a wedding couplet. Who knows that just after worshipping heaven and earth, the old man who was over eighty years old died at home, and then red things and white things appeared at the same time. What should I do? The person in charge said, "The red thing goes on as usual, and the white thing is prepared in secret." . So I quickly set up a funeral tent to prepare for the funeral. Obviously, it is not appropriate to hold a wedding at the gate. So the old scholar had a brainwave and wrote another couplet to replace the original wedding couplet. The first couplet is: "weddings and funerals, weddings and funerals." The bottom line is: "Don't cry, don't laugh, don't laugh." The horizontal batch is: "joys and sorrows." Everyone applauded when they saw it.

Another time, when a family wanted to sell bean sprouts, they asked an old scholar to write couplets when they opened. The first part is: "long, long, long, long." The bottom line is also: "long, long, long." This couplet is homonym. How to read has its own beauty. After opening it, people were curious and came to see the couplets. People come and go, and business is very prosperous. In addition, he has good integrity, strict technology and quality first, so his business is getting bigger and bigger, and he is well known. It turns out that Miaolian is also wealth!

two

Miaolian misses youth.

In the Tang Dynasty, there was a Nijiazhuang village. There is a Ni Yuanwai in the village who gave birth to a daughter. She is very clever and is famous for her piano, chess and calligraphy. She is twenty-eight, with a pretty face. In a blink of an eye, it's time to talk about marriage. Naturally, many people propose marriage. Some princes and grandchildren stepped on the threshold one after another, but the girls picked and picked, and none of them were moved. Finally, the girl proposed to recruit relatives, choose a talented person as a lifelong companion, and then made a couplet: "Miao girl Ni Jia girl." This couplet is a combination of "Ni" and the girl is a combination of "Miao". It's really interesting and difficult, so no one can match it all the time. Seeing the girl getting older and older, at the age of seventy, someone actually took the couplet: "Young Sun Jia is strong and strong." The strong cow is combined with the word "stubborn", and the boy is combined with the word "sun". The couplet is correct and neat, but when asked, it is a teenager of 16 years old. Because of the age gap, he never got what he wanted. In the end, I missed my life because of my cleverness, leaving a lifelong regret.

three

Talk about work as soon as you open your mouth

During the Spring Festival, four veteran cadres from Zhang Wang, Li Zhao, got together, drinking and chatting, talking about the past and the present. They are very happy. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, I was slightly drunk. Some people suggested that there should be a drinking order to enliven the atmosphere, and everyone said yes; It is also suggested that we recite poems to each other. If we are good, we will be rewarded with one drink, if we are not good, we will be fined with three drinks. Everyone agreed to set up couplets on the grounds of drunkenness.

Lao Zhang took the lead in making a speech (he used to work in the May Fourth Office) and recited a couplet on the topic of "five stresses and four beauties": "Beauty in behavior, language, environment and soul, and four beauties in the whole country." Lao Wang took over (worked in the Commission for Discipline Inspection before retirement) and made a couplet: "Gambling, bribery, eating and drinking, corruption, social moths blow four winds." That's right. Very neat and realistic. Lao Zhang and Lao Wang each drank a glass of entertainment wine. Lao Li and Lao Zhao did not show weakness. Both of them are retired teachers and teach in a school. At that time, the teaching conditions were not good and the classroom was tense. All the first, second, third and fourth grades are taught in Confucius Temple, and all the four grades are oriented in four directions: east, west, north and south. Lao Li said that he would write a couplet on the topic of teaching and class: "Gold, silver, copper and iron are tempered in one furnace." Lao Zhao immediately made a couplet: "A, B, C and D are divided into four parts." (it means that even in the same classroom, you can be divided into grades one, two, three and four. ) That is neat and practical. Lao Li and Lao Zhao are also interested in a glass of wine.

After drinking, four veteran cadres look at me and I look at you. Qi said, "It's really eloquent!" Come here with a smile.

four

Qin Gui skillfully faced the examiner.

Legend has it that Qin Gui was a giant turtle when he was reincarnated. Yue Fei was injured by a Dapeng bird before being reborn, so it was an eye after being reborn. But he grew up smart and studious. He has become a minor celebrity in the local area. When he reached the age of graduation, he went to Beijing to take the exam. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the examination room, the examiner saw that he was a cyclops and looked down upon him. So he frowned and said, "look at your five senses, how can you participate in the topic selection?" Well, I'll make the first half. If you are right, you can participate in the topic selection. " Qin Gui nodded in agreement. The examiner casually recited the first couplet: "Cyclops doesn't board the dragon and tiger list." Only unhurriedly replied: "I've been doing the same thing as Kun for half a month." The answer was so neat that the examiner had to let him into the examination room to take the exam. Sure enough, he topped the list and won the first prize. Later, the emperor favored him and became prime minister. The tree is big and straight, and the official is big and kills himself. With the promotion of the official position, his ambition is getting bigger and bigger, and he has become a traitor who murders loyalty and is reviled by the world. This is another story.

five

Wang Anshi married three times and became a quick husband.

Wang Anshi, a famous prime minister, was diligent and eager to learn since he was a child. Coupled with his intelligence, he was amazed at poetry. When I was a freshman, I went to Beijing to take part in the science election and went to a township. It was getting late, so I found an inn to stay. There are many guests in the inn. Chatting in the evening, someone said, "There is a talented woman here, 28 years old, who is very beautiful and talented in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy. Now you are choosing a husband. If you guess right, choose the winner. " I haven't made a choice for days. Hearing this, Wang Anshi went to his aunt's house the next day to catch the exam, and then explained his purpose. So, the girl sang a couplet: "Zhang Longgong, riding a strange horse, enchanting, four ghosts standing on the side, Asian heart becomes evil." This couplet is a "Zhang", a strange horse is a "ride", an Asian heart is an "evil", and the demon on the left is next to the word "ghost". ) This couplet is wonderful. Wang Anshi was really embarrassed when he heard this, thinking: The girl is really extraordinary. He thought it over carefully and recited the next couplet: "Dummies, peach trees, harps, and eight kings." (This couplet is "fake", Zhaomu is "peach", and the hand is "take". There are eight words "Wang" on the four words. After listening, the girl showed a satisfied smile, looked at the lotus in the pool and sang the second couplet: "Lotus comes out of the water, and calligraphy points to astronomy." Wang Anshi casually replied: "Lotus root in the mud, jade tube leads to geography." This couplet is also very neat. The girl looked up and saw the bird on the branch casually chanting the third couplet: "Magpies crow and chickens crow, and the branches talk about good and bad." Wang Anshi also looked up at the swallow, and the wild goose happened to fly by, so he sang the next couplet: "Let's go and meet and talk about the spring and autumn." After the triplets got married, the girl and her parents were very satisfied, so they invited their families to hold a banquet. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the woman proposed to marry another day. Wang Anshi said, "I will finish my research here and then tell my parents to get married." After the discussion, I went to Beijing to take the exam. As a result, I won three lists and was appointed as the top scholar by the emperor. I will come back to get married soon. It's really a double happiness. So far, it is a much-told story that Wang Anshi married her husband. .

six

allusion

Once upon a time, in a village, there was a local rich man. His family had a thousand hectares of fertile land, flocks of horses and mules. He was rich and powerful, and he had employees. He bullied the people, bullied the people, and the people didn't dare to make any noise. That year, he was 54 years old and took a fancy to a farmer's daughter, 16 years old. With deep pockets, he forced the farmer's daughter to be a concubine. On the wedding day, someone sent a pair of couplets, which read: "Twenty-eight pieces of plain clothes are wrapped in red." Bottom line: "Crows rule sparrows in June and September." The local rich people fainted after reading it.

seven

Gao Zecheng refused to get married.

In the Song Dynasty, there was a young man named Gao Ming who was away on business all the year round. On this day, he arrived at the border of Qin Zhou, and it was getting late, so he found an inn to rest. This inn is run by a middle-aged couple. He has a daughter, 19 years old, who is a little feminine. When I met a young man, he was very elegant and looked like a scholar, so I admired him. The girl's parents have only one daughter, and they are willing to invite their son-in-law parents to ask about the situation of the young Wang Zecheng. They want to propose their marriage in person, but they are embarrassed to speak, so they invite the girl to come forward and make a couplet: "Rain can keep guests without a door." The word "rain" in couplets refers to a woman, which means that a girl is not married yet and can stay at home as a son-in-law. Wang Zecheng understood the meaning and didn't want to stay, but he loved face, so he answered the bottom line: "There is a bridge between the rainbow and the people." Did not fulfill the girl's kindness.

eight

The ugly son of Song Dynasty recruited relatives.

In the Ming Dynasty, there was a village called Songjiazhuang. A couple has no children and no daughter. When they were in their fifties, their wife became pregnant and gave birth to a daughter. For the sake of adults, name it ugly. Husband and wife are old and happy, and love is like an apple in their eyes. The ugly son of the Song Dynasty, a famous ugly man, is not ugly. In a blink of an eye, he is over twenty-eight, smart and promising. He is not only outstanding in appearance, but also a talented local woman. The old couple are nearly seventy years old and decided to recruit a son-in-law for their old age. One day, a young man passed by, saw this girl, fell in love with her, and looked at her unconsciously. Girls are not ashamed. Seeing that the teenager has fine eyes and similar age, he stepped forward and made a casual couplet: "The green square scarf and the blue square scarf seem to distinguish the north from the south." The teenager casually recited: "Hong Xiuxie, yellow embroidered shoes, everything shakes when you walk." The girl made another couplet: "A black and white cat came in outside the door." The boy shouted, "There is a big gray-yellow dog lying in the yard." The girl went on to make a third couplet: "Red, white and high, shine brilliantly, shining all over the east, west, north and south." The teenager sang again: "The green curtain is low, I like happiness and spend the spring, summer, autumn and winter together." After the three couples came down, the girl was very satisfied and immediately told her parents. The old man was also very satisfied after seeing it, so he chose a day to give the young couple a happy event.

nine

There is a trick to getting to the top.

In the Qing dynasty, the emperor sent imperial envoys to inspect local officials, and those with outstanding political achievements could be considered for promotion. One year, when it was time for inspection, the emperor sent an imperial envoy named Zhang Buzheng. This Zhang doesn't work in imperial academy. He does nothing all day. He is delicious, fun and gambling. Therefore, people nicknamed him Zhang Zheng. This time, he was ordered to come to Jiangnan and visited a place called "Qianshan County". The county magistrate of this county is Lei Changsheng. Because he likes playing mahjong and has some research on chess, over time, people have nicknamed him Lei Changcheng. Lei Changcheng improperly made an appointment with Zhang, an imperial envoy, and arranged for three people to play mahjong with him. Now, like-minded, we play mahjong. Zhang was born in the Hanlin Academy, and he was not doing anything, but he was also somewhat literary. While playing mahjong, write couplets on mahjong. Ray came prepared and had answers. (hereinafter referred to as "Zhang" and "Lei")

Zhang: "heaven and earth, earth and heaven and earth."

Ray: "Yue Xian, people are happy, so are immortals."

Zhang: "Peacocks fly southeast in the mountains."

Ray: "There is snow in the northwest outside the door."

Zhang: "A chicken crows, the southeast and northwest are white."

Ray: "Red, white, high, spring, summer, autumn and winter, everything looks new."

Zhang: "How about the east wind? Everything is ready."

Ray: "Get rich but seek four blessings."

Zhang: "The gods Wan Yehe, Yi Yehe and Tiaoyehe of Yangtian brand are drunk on the Great Wall today, which is better than the cold wind making the moon."

Lei: "The sun and the moon flow across the river, and the south is also happy, the east is also happy, and the west is also happy, but seeing a peacock is like a beauty among flowers."

Zhang: "There is no one in the empty mountain, flowers in the water, and talking about soldiers on the table is like the sun and the moon."

Ray: "I am happy to win, and I am happy to lose." I never knew it before. "

Zhang: "Xiangyun rises in the first step, but the Great Wall does not fall."

Lei: "There are no common obstacles in front of us. We still need mahjong to express our feelings for the world."

Zhang: "Ann is coming! The Great Wall of Wan Li is dazzling. "

Ray: "Jiang Nv is not dead! The Millennium grievances are cleared once. "

After playing four rounds of cards, an imperial envoy won several thousand taels of silver, and the county magistrate's couplet was also wonderful and very happy. After returning to North Korea, he told the emperor that the county magistrate was appointed as a state official.

Once, the emperor summoned Lei and paid his respects. The emperor arranged for Ray to play chess with himself. (It turns out that the emperor loves to play chess. ) When playing chess, the emperor wrote a couplet on the theme of "chess" and asked Lei to make a couplet. (hereinafter referred to as the "emperor". "Ray")

Emperor: "Bet on the villa to compensate for rumors, sigh the accumulation of history in Qing Dynasty, and the Jianghu will play a game of chess through the ages."

Lei: "There are many jokes, the beams are still painted, and the lake is misty and rainy in Qi Fei."

Emperor: "occupy the whole lake, green water lotus, win a game of chess."

Ray: "The world is like chess, and birds enter the valley."

Emperor: "The great events in the world are like chess, and we will fight for eternity once."

Lei: "Tender as water, when will it flow to the end of the Six Dynasties?"

After the game, the emperor won a game and was satisfied with Lei's reaction. He was named assistant minister of Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, and the official residence was three products. It's really a coup for promotion, a coup!

ten

Cultural bureau tea party

A county cultural bureau held a Spring Festival tea party, and the director delivered a speech, saying, "Today's tea party, just use the title of the movie as a couplet." (hereinafter referred to as "a, b, d, e, g, n, n". )

A: "Chaoyanggou, dead wood meets spring."

B: "Huaishuzhuang has a bright future."

C: "Unknown Island on Songhua River."

Ding: "Yunwu Mountain never sleeps."

E: "The heroic children are beautifully dressed."

Ego: "The glorious man is happy."

G: "Young women will have three vulgar banquets (dangerous)."

Xin: "Orphan of Zhao will start from scratch."

Ren: "Qin Xianglian San Xiao Secret Order."

"Sister Liu wishes the person in the painting."

A: "Bai Lianhua fought Shanghai in July."

B: "Li Qingzhao's eternal love for the world."

The movie couplets of this tea party are very wonderful and widely circulated.