When I have money, I will buy two BMWs, one to clear the way in front, one to protect the driver behind, and I will ride a bike in the middle!

When I have money, I will send you two short messages, asking you to save one and delete another.

When I get rich! ! ! Buy1300 million bicycles and give one to everyone in China. I take the bus to see who dares to squeeze me! ! !

When I have money, I will buy two notebooks, one for games and one for QQ.

When I have money, I will buy two planes, one to fly during the day and the other to fly at night.

When I have money, I will build two swimming pools, one for washing my hair and the other for washing my feet.

When I have money, I will make a mask every day, one on my face and one on my ass.

When I am rich, I will become a beggar and hire 100 beggars to throw money at my bowl.

When I have money, I will build two private villas, one for people and the other for pigs.

When I have money, I will buy all the brand-name cosmetics, and I will still use Dabao without waiting for the shelf life.

When I have money, I will hit people in the street and slap them to 100. Hum, see who doesn't call me, and I'll take money to kill him.

When I am rich, I will marry another wife, and one will earn money for the other.

When I have money, I will go to the mobile building to buy Unicom cards every day!

When I have money, I will buy 500 motorcycles, hire 500 drivers and let them follow me when I go out. One minute I'll line up as a bull, and the next I'll line up as a B.

When I have money, I will hire two nannies, one for me and the other for me. When I get rich, my wife will marry two, one for a day. One night.

When I have money, I will build two toilets. I want to go to the men's room. I want to go to the ladies room.

When I get rich, I'll hire hundreds of people. It's okay. I will be divided into two groups. Half to save money for me, and half to withdraw money for me. Let the bank only serve me. It's hard for you to line up.

When I have money, I will buy two pairs of underwear like Superman, one inside and the other outside.

When I have money, I will park three cars side by side at the red light at every intersection. I will stop there every day so that others can't get through. I will pay the fine. I will pay in advance. It is feasible.

When I am rich, I will start two companies, one is my boss and the other is my employee. I can fire my boss and fire my employees.

When I have money, I will buy two footbath, one for my left foot and one for my right foot.

When I have money, I will install two air conditioners in my room, both on, one for cooling and one for heating, blowing hot air, cold air and hot air.

When I have money, I will buy a big house with two bathrooms, one for taking a shit and the other for urinating.