This Fengniang lady actually has some history. According to legend, when our Li girl was born, a group of black-bone chickens suddenly flew to the door and walked around the house three times. The girl's mother looked at it and thought it was the image of Universiade. It's better to give Xifeng a name according to God's will. On second thought, I don't think it is appropriate. My husband's family is an official imperial envoy. Naturally, there is no story meeting, confidant, at least finance and economics, so it is a total, and it has reached the high end.
Of course, since she was born, Fengniang's mother has also planned the marriage route for this girl. A prospective son-in-law must have the following characteristics:
High-end, atmospheric and upscale.
Low-key, luxurious and connotative.
Bold, foreign and deep.
Simplicity, fashion and internationalization.
According to this condition, the children of ordinary families can't bear it. At the very least, they must be middlemen of the royal family. However, although our time is modest, I'm afraid we still have to build momentum to attract the attention of the emperor at that time. Of course, this is definitely not a problem for Fengniang's mother. On the contrary, the mother spent a lot of money to track her daughter in major media, and hired Huang Futan, a famous physiognomist and royal health care master, as an image consultant to interpret and package her from the aspects of constellation, zodiac and five elements.
After some combination hype, the news that Miss Li gave birth naturally became a well-known secret. For a time, the aristocratic families who came to propose were in an endless stream. The intersection of Fengniang and Eternal Life finally shocked the then emperor Song Xiaozong. The old man was thinking that if he got this girl, he might be able to prosper my country in Zhao Jia and clean up the mess of the gold people who fell to the north. To this end, Song Xiaozong also made a fuss, issued an imperial edict, called Fengniang into the palace, and promised to marry his third son Gong Wangzhao.
Coincidentally, the rumor has been circulating for a long time and has become the truth. Our comrade Zhao Dun, who was originally ranked according to his family background, seems to have no pity. This happened shortly after Fengniang's introduction. Zhao Dun's brother couldn't stand Fengniang's overbearing atmosphere and died. In this way, Zhao Dun became the Crown Prince and the Emperor in a daze. Of course, Ms. Wang Fu from Fengniang made great contributions and naturally became the queen.
When my husband is the master of this world, he will naturally face more temptations. Men are generally feminine animals. Take good care of this thing. Fengniang will naturally remember her mother's previous inculcation. So, the domineering lady sent a pinhole camera to each maid, asking for a 360-degree omni-directional tracking of Zhao Dun. If anything happens, she will report it immediately. So, the story came out.
It turned out that this corner of the Southern Song Dynasty always seemed listless militarily. However, when playing luxury loans, it is unique and exposed by the financial mirror. Of course, the palace, as the main place for the emperor to eat and drink Lazarus, should naturally be happy ever after. Even the toilets in the palace are mostly luxuriously decorated. Every time the emperor enters this land of reincarnation, there must be some kind of woman to serve him, such as shaking fans, fragrant incense and scattered flowers. Just one day, Zhao Dun was caught happy. When she went to the toilet, she saw the hands of the woman who waited on her as white as jade, and she readily praised: good, good, exquisite, as if perfect.
No, Zhao Dun received a courier. On the package, it is correctly written: Please enlighten your Majesty. Zhao Dun muttered in his heart, wondering which bosom friend bought himself a gift on Taobao. Looking down, the signature is Fengniang. What medicine is sold in this gourd in Fengniang? Could it be that some interesting folk things have been discovered? Zhao Dun felt a little warm in his heart and opened the parcel. However, after this disassembly, Zhao Dun was stunned to see a pair of bloody hands inside, and there was a note beside it. The story goes like this: I heard that the king liked this thing and took it off specially for you. Finally, I added affectionately, dear, are you satisfied? Remember to praise you. Zhao Dun is a weak man. After this intimidation, he naturally became seriously ill and left a sequela. He trembles every time he goes to the toilet.
However, Fengniang's tactics, in front of the next Lv Zhi, are also naive. Of course, Lv Zhi's life story is bizarre. Lv Zhi's father Lv Gong is the big boss of this wealthy family. Later, because he offended others, his family moved to Pei County to avoid revenge. At the last annual meeting, Duke Lu took a fancy to Liu Bang, the local gangster, and forced him to be the master, and married his daughter to this old man who was nearly forty years old. Miao Bailing Fu Mei, who married an old man at the grass-roots level, lowered herself, shouldered a hoe, fertilized vegetables and faced the barren hills. Regardless of ancient and modern times, this seems to be an incredible thing, but it really fell on Lv Zhi.
Everyone should know what happened later. Our capitulator Liu Bang lived by playing cards and drinking, but he also became a village-level cadre. Later, he fell out of the government's iron rice bowl, rebelled and became a wanted man. However, we lujia are poor in vain. She lived a good life for a few days, but now she began to wander. Abandoned, exiled, captured, imprisoned, and even almost stewed into a perfect soup by the enemy.
Who dares to be worse than me? Maybe Lv Zhi's sigh touched the sky, or God finally gave her father Lv Gong's face. Liu Bang, an old rascal, later really regarded him as the emperor. When you become an emperor, there are not many beautiful women around you, which is more like it. Liu bang, a rogue, naturally doesn't want to lose face. In fact, all men in the world are roughly the same. What great things can they do with their pursed asses? Everyone knows that. Therefore, Lv Zhi doesn't care about her husband's affair like Fengniang, and she turns a blind eye to it. What she has to do is to help her husband stabilize this hard-won mountain. After the old couple got married for a hundred years, her precious son Liu Yingcheng could take care of the world. However, an accident happened.
It turned out that among Liu Bang's concubines, there was a woman named Mrs. Qi, who was quite thoughtful. The women of the art troupe, with their youthful beauty, found an opportunity to show their literary sympathy and jumped into Liu Bang's big bed. There is a beautiful girl on one side and a shriveled yellow-faced woman on the other, but this multiple-choice question is probably not too difficult for any man. Of course, for Lv Zhi, living alone in an empty room has long been used to it. If the story is played here, the two women will live in peace. And our wife, Mrs. Qi, not only made bedding willingly, but also made great progress, and finally something went wrong.
It turns out that Mrs. Qi's Liu Bang, a father of the same age, gave birth to a clever baby after tossing in bed and named it Ruyi. Mrs. Qi thought, why can't Lv Zhi's baby sit and her baby can't sit? Then, the pillow is rolled up. This man, Liu Bang, was comfortably served in bed. The climax came, all the principles were gone, and he had the idea of living a long life. Friends who are familiar with the routine of dog blood idol drama should know that this is the rhythm of San Xiao knocking down the original match.
However, we ladies who have seen big waves don't know Mrs. Qi who can only sing and dance and then take off two clothes. PK is easy to lose. Seeing that Liu Bang revealed the wind of waste in his personal Weibo, he quickly contacted Sean, Xiao He, Zhou Chang and others in his circle of friends to tell the bitterness. Hearing this, Sean and others shouted, "It's all right. This runs counter to Dahan's national luck. So, Sean and others took turns commenting on this matter on Liu Bang's Weibo, stating this serious relationship. Some impatient people, such as Uncle Sun Tong, even threatened to die, claiming that if the emperor changed his prince, he would change his performance art route and scribble in blood in court.
Although this man Liu Bang has no literary talent, he often compares his men to running dogs or something. But he knew that when the dog was in a hurry, it would jump over the wall. Seeing a bunch of ministers' joint opposition, Liu Bang knew that this was a big fight, which was not conducive to organizational unity, so he quickly deleted this Weibo and published rumors of Ai Chen's misunderstanding. Lv Zhi was naturally satisfied with Liu Bang's reaction. What she needs to do next is to grind with Liu Bang and live longer.
According to the statistics of human physiology, the average life expectancy of women always seems to be longer than that of men. Besides, Liu Bang, a man nearly twenty years older than himself, not only has to have sex with young honey in bed, but also plays with dishonest princes outside from time to time. In the end, Liu Bang couldn't stand the toss, lost to the cycle of life and withered. Ms. Lv Zhi, an advanced queen mother, has planned her revenge plan for many years and finally started.
So, how to deal with Mrs. Qi, an old rival who has now lost power and influence? There is a very popular TV series in Japan called Time Weekly. Uncle banze, the hero in it, has a pet phrase, tit for tat, and ten times the return. It's just that if Uncle Banze meets Lv Zhi, he may have to kowtow and call Mom and Dad. Come here and slap me. Or is it just melodramatic? Or simply give me a glass of poisoned wine and a touch of white silk, and the result will be your life? Of course, the means of being a teacher should never be as superficial as above.
What we have to do now is to find a dark night, send some people and bring Mrs. Qi here. Looking at old rivals kneeling on the ground, Lv Zhi's face trembled slightly and sneered. The first emperor loved beauty so much. Beauty, shouldn't you reciprocate and serve his old man's house underground? Seeing Mrs Qi lying shivering on the ground, she continued: "My old Liu loved you very much before his death. I'm afraid he will blame me for not taking good care of your sister. " I see, why not make a wax figure like you, burn it, and let the incision have a companion underground.
The queen mother is willing to let the princess live? Mrs. Qi raised her head and looked moved. See this appearance, Lv Zhi smiled, elder sister, elder sister is a cruel person? Paused, Lv Zhi continued, just, building a wax figure doesn't seem to have much sincerity. You said the ground was already cold. If it is our old Liu holding this cold thing, he will be too cold to settle down. I see, sister, your white hands are also very likable. Lao Liu estimates that she has been thinking for a long time. And these big eyes, lovely ears as warm as jade, and clever mouth. be
Of course, talking with a smile is not all jokes, and Lv Zhi is by no means a woman who loves telling jokes. However, she is a woman who keeps her word. So, after the smiling face, everyone gave an order to settle the guy, took Mrs. Qi, cut off her hands and feet, gouged out her eyes, cut off her ears and cut off her tongue. Then, the half-dead woman was thrown into a clay pot in the cellar and labeled as a "naked woman". Since then, every sunny day, Lv Zhi will spend more time wandering here, visiting her former sister, having a heart-to-heart talk, knocking at the door, and then giving an outline. We women should be cruel to others.