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During the Southern and Northern Dynasties, Liu Yiqing recorded a famous group chat in Shi Shuo Xin Yu.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Huan Xuan, Yin Zhongkan and Gu Kaizhi, three big shots, got together to chat, not playing mahjong, not drinking, not talking about women, not going to the city to wash their feet, but they had a whim to see who said something thrilling.

Huan Xuan first said: "It seems acceptable to wash rice with a spear tip and cook with a sword." .

Yin Zhong went on to say that "centenarians climb dead branches", which means that a very old person hangs on dead branches.

Everything is lovely when you are young, but you hate everything when you are old. Old age is really a thief. As the saying goes, people are old with three characteristics: fear of death, love of wealth, and less sleepy. The centenarian probably thought that God had forgotten him and he was going to die with the dead branches. As a result, he can only pick up his ass from the ground.

People in China always talk about "a good death", as stated in History of Hong Fan, "Five Blessingg: first, longevity, second, wealth, third, corning, fourth, friendship and virtue, fifth, final death in exams", which means "a good death" in Five Blessingg.

Centenarians, this old thing, don't respect the elderly, go against the sky, and don't protect their last days. It's really hateful.

Then someone went on to say, "The baby is lying on the hoist on the well."

It seems more dangerous to say that a baby is asleep on the pulley on the well platform.

Mencius said: "At the beginning of life, human nature is good." When you see a child fall from the well, you will certainly rush to give him a hand without hesitation.

Han Feizi is a student of Xunzi. None of them agreed with Mencius. They believe that "the beginning of life is an inherent evil". Han Feizi is a pessimist. What is "pessimism"? It's like an optimist inventing an airplane and a pessimist inventing a parachute.

He thinks that human nature is selfish. For example, people who make sedan chairs hope that everyone has money and can afford to sit in sedan chairs; The coffin seller hopes that everyone will die soon. His coffin shop is doing a brisk business. This is not to say that people who make sedan chairs are kind and those who sell coffins are ruthless, but that everyone takes their own interests as the starting point. It is human nature that everyone likes fame and fortune and hates punishment.

Finally, Gu Kaizhi said, "A blind man rides a blind horse and goes to a deep pool in the middle of the night" and "The final victory is always at the last moment". When this statement came out, everyone was amazed and unparalleled. Blind people touching elephants, blind horses, midnight and deep pools are four packages once in a lifetime, which are naturally thrilling, powerless and suffocating.

Let's talk about it. The most unusual and creative thing about this line of "drinkers' wager game" is the anecdote recorded by Pan Qing in "Song Li's banknotes are humorous":

Ouyang Xiu was drinking with his friends, and everyone agreed that the two poems he wrote must be "people who commit crimes above behavior".

"ACTS" means imprisonment, and prisoners are detained for hard labor. Presumably, you are pampered and want to experience the taste of the detention center. If you want to drink and have no courage, you can scare people with this alcoholic drink. After a criminal addiction, it's really a heavy taste.

A friend's poem is: "Coax a widow with a knife and rob a ship in the sea." Holding a knife and a rose at the same time is not a skill to deal with a good woman, but it is necessary to deal with a widow. Widow's "starvation is a trivial matter, dishonor is a major matter", which is even more exciting. A white-faced scholar, who can't tie a chicken with his hands, also wants to be more addicted to pirates.

Another friend's poem is: "In the dark night,

The strong wind lit the sky. ? "This is the A-level wanted order of the Ministry of Public Security.

Of course, it's dark on the moon, and you can also do something eternal. "In the faint moonlight, wild geese are soaring, and the Chief Tatar is fleeing in the dark. We rode lightly loaded horses, carried heavy snow and chased them with our bows and swords. "

It was Ouyang Xiu's turn to be virtuous and artistic, only to hear him sing slowly: "Wine sticks to the shirt and sleeve, and flowers press the eaves." When you hear this, what the hell is this? How much is the charge?

Ouyang Xiu replied: "At this time, the above crimes have also been committed."

It turns out that "the wine sticks to the shirt and the sleeves are heavy" means that you are as drunk as a fiddler and feel that the sleeves are too heavy to lift; The "flower" of "flowers are biased towards the brim" refers to the beauty and beauty, so that the brim is biased.

Wine makes courage, lust covers the sky. These two things can often be done easily, and committing the crime of imprisonment is a ball thing!

Ouyang Xiu is really humorous, not only humorous, but maybe the old man experienced a lot when he was young.

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