Older men and women always seem to be secretive about the concept of "blind date", as if stepping into the blind date market is demeaning themselves and turning into radish and cabbage for anyone to pick. As a result, men and women have become warriors, speculating each other's thoughts and adjusting their strategies. As a result, blind date has become as unpredictable and ever-changing as the battlefield.
For example, a man who praised you with a smile one second ago will go home and delete friends because you packed leftovers;
The man was in his early thirties, but when he met him, he was bald as a fifty-year-old uncle.
You want to see a movie, the other party says yes, and you can buy a ticket as soon as the topic changes;
What's more, because the coffee shop is too expensive, I simply ask the other party to meet at a nearby telephone booth;
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All these, to name a few. No matter how you prepare, you will always be stunned by the other party's "surprise" and finally have to spit out a "wonderful" thing. From this perspective, blind date is like a big drama, from which we can almost get a glimpse of the world and the ever-changing world.
The following story may give you a deeper understanding.
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The family introduced a young genius: Dr. Hong Miao from Tsinghua University, and an engineer from a state-owned enterprise. It's perfect. After I promised to meet, the other party asked me to wait for the call.
Half a month later, the middleman called and said, "Sorry, the other person doesn't want to date you." Because ... the other party's family reviewed you and thought you were not party member, which was inappropriate. "
Knowing the truth, my tears fell down. ...
Political views are really important these days, so non-party member friends should pay close attention to them.
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On a blind date, I got bored after chatting with the other boy for a while and decided to gossip about his "love history".
I asked him how many girlfriends he had before, and he said that one of them was his first love.
I asked him how he broke up. At first he pretended to be calm, but in the back. ...
He cried! He kept crying, so I had to comfort him.
I'm still wondering whether I'm going to be a bosom sister or a blind date that day.
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Last blind date, the introducer said that the other person was 1.78 meters. When we really meet, we find that the other party is only 1.7 meters at most. When I got home depressed, my mother comforted me and said, "Maybe they said'1.7 meters'."
So ... blame me for not listening clearly?
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A best friend went on a blind date, and after dinner they had nothing to do. Another man said to her:
"Do you want to go to the movies together?"
She said, "Good."
The man went on to say, "Then go and buy a ticket."
According to my best friend, she has always maintained the expression of black question mark face, which has been messy in the wind for a long time.
Emmmm, is there such an operation?
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Knowing that I was an English major, the other party asked me whether I had passed TEM-8 through references.
?
I clearly remember that I didn't apply for a job.
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I thought it was good at the first meeting, and she said it was good. I wanted to ask her out this weekend to cultivate my feelings, so I sent WeChat.
"The other party has started friend verification. You are not his friend yet. Please send a friend to verify first. "
Is this the so-called "smile to your face and delete your friends behind your back"?
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When I was dating a few years ago, my parents would take the initiative to help me check.
Now as long as the introducer doesn't bring monkeys, they force me to meet.
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Have dinner together, just halfway through.
He suddenly put down his bowl and told me that he was full.
Then excuse me, should I put down my hand holding the bowl or put it down?
Waiting online, it's quite urgent.
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When I went to the gym, someone said that he would introduce me to a man. But since then, the man has never been to the gym.
I still don't know what he looks like
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Blind date, blind date told me that he had arrived. Then I stood in the cold wind for more than ten minutes, and I saw a short, chubby circle coming out of the convenience store opposite, walked up to me and said with a suspicious face:
"I have been observing you in the store for a long time, and I think you are ok."
Me: "..."
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My blind date picked me up in a BMW. I'm getting on the bus. He asked me if my shoes were dirty.
I bought myself an ice cream on the way. I jokingly asked him why he didn't have my share. He said, "I thought you didn't like it."
Going to the cinema together, he asked the waiter, "How to use the zero coupons organized online?"
My heart: Goodbye.
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On a blind date, I met at a western restaurant, and the woman was more than half an hour late.
My legs were numb when she came, so I stood up and greeted her politely. He looks limping because his legs are numb, but he can't stand still.
Then she looked at me in surprise: "Nobody told me you were disabled!" " "
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On a blind date, he wanted to pay the bill, only to find that he didn't bring his wallet.
I said generously, it's okay, I'll do it.
He said, well, can I wrap another steamed bread?
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The blind date told me that it was too far to go to the fast food restaurant next door, and it would cost money. So he took me to a nearby bank and sat and talked for half an hour.
Then I didn't let him have it.
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My family introduced me to an object and insisted that I meet it.
When I arrived, I saw a fat middle-aged uncle sitting there, thinking it was the elder of the other family, and blurted out: "Hello, uncle." With an iconic smile.
Then the uncle stood up and said awkwardly, "I, I'm here on a blind date."
Find the area of my spiritual shadow at that time ...
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Last blind date, we had a good chat before. I was so thirsty that I poured myself a glass of water.
Then the other party asked me, why not pour it for him?
I said, if you are thirsty, help yourself.
He said that pouring water is a woman's business. You can't see with your eyes.
Goodbye.
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I am a wonder in others' eyes.
Last time, the Youth League Committee of the unit organized a friendship, and the three of us went to collect the number.
When they arrived, the three men respectively carried a plate of shredded pork, nuts and watermelon, and watched the beautiful women grow up while eating.
Later, everyone went to the park for a picnic. We ate kebabs in the corner and added a dish on the way.
After returning, the leader scolded us: "I have never seen a blind date like you, so I know how to eat!" " Plus tm dishes! "
The people who attended the party that day later formed a group, because the three of us have been ignored, so they were labeled as "mutton kebabs 1, 2, 3" respectively.
Ladies, unite and burn us.
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Go on blind dates with friends. We work in the same hospital, and each other knows it.
The first sentence when I sat down: "Are you two from XX Hospital?"
Both of us: "Yes."
The other party: "My father was killed by your hospital."
see and assess the suitability of a prospective mate or son
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There is always a blind date who puts forward such a declaration:
"There is no money at home, work in general, not handsome, not educated, and not a virgin.
But,
You must be able to earn money, have a high degree, be beautiful, have a good figure, have less love history, and most importantly. ...
You must be a virgin! "
Sorry, my son doesn't want to inherit the throne of your family.
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Once on a blind date, I felt ok about the woman and my personality was more suitable. Left contact information with each other and went home.
The next afternoon, she pulled me into a WeChat group, and she was the only one.
Then, the lady started a voice chat. After listening for a while, I found that ten men in this group, including me, were all blind dates introduced to her by others.
Then the lady said that she didn't have any friends. I hope you can give me more advice.
I can't describe the degree of stupidity at that time with an expression pack.
It seems that when it comes to marriage, people who are always normal will also reveal their "neurotic" side. The so-called "deliberately being late" and "hanging for an hour in the cold wind" and other wonderful behaviors actually reflect the actors' fear and confidence in marriage. So they choose to do some exaggerated things to test each other, but they are often self-defeating. Of course, for those who are forced to make blind dates in order to screw them up, this analysis can't be done.
I have read a sentence: "The purpose of blind date is naked. Blind date is to get married, turn a woman into a pregnant woman and a man into a father. Eating and meeting with such a naked purpose is like a strange deal. Two people sit face to face, you come and I go, waiting for the price. " This is a very explicit description of the nature of blind date.
Blind date has little chance of getting love, but there is no need to regard each other as enemies to be defeated. The so-called "coup", you'd better use it less, because no one wants to be fooled by a clown.
In a self-righteous plan, the stupidest person is himself. As long as the two sides are honest, even if they can't become husband and wife in the end, it is ok to get together and break up well.
Finally, I wish you all find a soul mate as soon as possible, and don't always go on blind dates.