2. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered my weight 100 kg. I slapped myself in the face. How can you be distracted by ordering takeout!
If you like me, you can tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.
I want to dye my hair pink. Is it more painful to bleach the scalp or to be beaten after my dad found out?
5. If others are angry and don't eat, you will eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.
Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.
7. I have been in this gym for seven months, and my figure has not changed at all. Maybe I should go there myself and see what's wrong.
8. Confess in the future. Don't always be there. Unless there are accidents, I will stay here for decades.
9. If I don't reply to your message, just look at your last sentence in our chat box. Does this look like communication between people?
10, I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend this weekend. Do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?
1 1, just confessed, just congratulations.
12, I met an old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so embarrassed now I only put a coin in the bowl.
13, no need to install cold. I don't want to keep pestering. Lend me ten dollars for the last time.
14. after checking the balance, my hanging heart finally stopped beating
15, found that staying up late passed quickly. I went to see a doctor yesterday, and the doctor said I could go to the coffin in two years. ......
16, if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I choose to stay away from you as a jinx?
17, feel my clothes and see if they are your girlfriend's material.
18, went to the temple to get a visa, drew a fierce one, and then threw it away and drew it again. Good luck. Each man is the architect of his own fate.
19, you said to treat me to milk tea when I got paid. I'm worried about you after all this time. Are you fired?
20. Nothing can beat me.