The weight loss copy is funny (78 selected sentences) 1. Hang in there and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat! A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, which made me very nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell. 3. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Many things happen. Two months later, he became a soft fat man. I am losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin. 5. If you are not full, how can you lose weight? 6. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete. 7. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells? 8. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it. 9. I'm hungry, but I told myself to lose weight and not eat. The thinner I am, the fatter I get. Is this shrimp? 10. Because I am chubby and fleshy, I am soft and warm in winter. Don't push me away, because I'm fat and round, and I can't come back from here. 1 1. The most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you! 12. I like my shadow in the sunset. It makes me tall and thin. 13. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. ? But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death. 14. The fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing such a thing. 15. I heard that watching martial arts movies can lose weight, because it often says that you are going to die! 16. People lost their waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells? 17. I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body. 18. Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while and have fun. 19. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left. 20. The girl who wants to lose weight and eat like crazy is just talking. 2 1. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. 22. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well! 23. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper. 24. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, so it's hard to increase it. 25. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight. 26. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin. 27. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! 28. Women (men) can't be fat. If they are fat, they will have no object. 29. After many years, show your grandchild your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong. 3 1. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight? 32. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride! If you want to lose weight, don't always make excuses for yourself. If you are decisive, you will die. Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful! 35. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight! 36. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather? 37. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less. 38. Prove your ability: Can you lose weight and what can't you do? 39. Don't you want to wear the beautiful clothes in the shopping mall? 40. Xiao s said? Women who weigh more than three figures have no future! ? I want the future! 4 1. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight. 42. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it. 43. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her. 44. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat! 45. Don't let anything happen to you. The emcee is here. Afraid of unbalanced nutrition? Find an excuse to eat later, fatty. 46. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be ugly. I have the heart to learn, but I have a failed life? I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. 48. Every time I have a full meal, I have a desire to lose weight. 49. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass. Fat man is a kind-hearted fat man even if his heart is beautiful, and that shameful title will never be removed. 5 1. No way! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime! 52. Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? 53. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight. 54. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today. 56. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, to hate not dieting, and to lose weight. 57. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight. 58. There was a girl who had only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight. 59. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight! 60. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! 6 1. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. ? But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death. 62. Growth is a painful period, and reckless period is called youth! People lose weight, waist and ass, why do they have to start with brain cells? 63. Do not restrain yourself and envy others for life! 64. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller! 65. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, which makes them feel sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care. 66. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend won't want you! 67. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig? 68. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time. 69. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a delicious mouth. 70. The word "losing weight" only means scaring meat. 7 1. The saddest thing is that you have a thin figure and a plump face. Is there wood? 72. I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I can't sleep well, and I'm getting thinner, thinner and thinner. 73. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man! 74. Losing weight is not so easy. Everyone has his size. 75. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding. 76. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop. 77. The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible. 78. Beauty is a must regardless of age. Be thin and don't think too much. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women.