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Kneel for the lines of Degang Guo's cross talk "Night Walk"
Absolutely.

B I can speak crosstalk this time.

Well, I like listening to your cross talk best.

B Oh, so you often listen to it?

A hasn't listened recently.

B don't you like it?

A loves to hear it, but I can't stand the restrictions of the theater.

B what are the restrictions in the war zone?

A boss said, I can't stand not smoking.

Oh, you said smoking is not allowed in this theater?

A: Ah.

B yes.

Huh?

B think about it. There are hundreds of people in the audience. Can the actors on this stage stand it if everyone smokes?

A But let's just say that there are many people in the audience and few people on the stage, and the minority should obey the majority.

That won't do. This is public order, and everyone must abide by it.

A It's good, but it's not fun! Do you think, can you stand listening to cross talk without being happy?

B no music?

Answer!

How did this happen?

A You just had a good time, and the one in the back said, "Shh!" What does this mean?

Oh, of course, his "shh" is not entirely correct.

A: Yes.

B He is afraid of the words behind, and he can't hear.

So I have to be restricted. I can't take it anymore.

B no limit!

I'm not going anywhere that restricts A!

B there are no restrictions now.

A: No? I was walking on the road that day. He won't let you take the smooth road, but he insists that you take the sidewalk.

B Are you walking on the road?

A.

B Where can I buy it?

A what's wrong?

This road is for cars.

Yes, I didn't stop him from walking.

B, what if you follow those cars and try to hit you?

A Oh, I'm confident. I must have known that the driver was afraid to hit anyone.

Well, if the driver is afraid to hit someone, you stop him on purpose. If he wants to hit you, will it be too late?

A Oh, is that good for me?

B yes.

A: Well, even if you were stuck on the road, would you speak better?

What's the matter? Did the police treat you badly?

A. Standing there, he shouted, "Hey! Take the sidewalk! Take the sidewalk! Hello-"I don't have a name?

Do people know who you are?

I know who he is looking for.

B that's calling you!

Oh, my last name is Bian. Call me? !

B what kind of person is this?

Do you think this is unlimited? Otherwise, I won't go out now. I'll take the bus when I go out. You can't let that car walk on the sidewalk!

B, this is called wrangling!

A didn't you say by car?

B.

A is still angry!

Why does B get angry by bus?

I met someone at the station that day, so I thought, I'd better take a bus.

B yes.

A arrived at the bus stop and saw a car.

oh

A conductor tried to pull the door, and as soon as I stretched my legs-

B got on the bus.

A car is leaving.

B then wait for the next one.

A I can't help it, I have to chase it!

B what are you chasing a car for?

My shoes are on the top!

Who told you to raise your legs?

I said, "Stop! Stop. Shoes-my shoes are on it! "

Do you stay at bus stop B?

No, the conductor dropped his shoes!

Lucky for you, you should get shoes from the company!

You are really annoying! I said, put on your shoes and come back next time.

B yes.

There are eight people standing there again.

You are next to the bottom row.

A Am I ranked ninth?

B.

So I chased these shoes for nothing?

B who told you to chase?

A row can't be ranked ninth!

What's the number in row b?

A head!

Did the family agree?

You must explain to him.

B how do you explain it?

A (laughs) "Well, are you waiting for the bus here? Oh, you are lucky, the first one. You should get on the bus first, because you are early! Actually, I didn't come too late. I was chasing shoes. You should let me go first when the bus comes. "

This is too much!

Ah, after I finished this, the man gave me a smile (laugh) ...

B agree?

"Go to the back!"

B for nothing!

A When I think about it, this passer-by knows nothing about unity.

B come on, come on, come on Don't label people!

A: OK, OK, OK! Your boss, behind me.

B that will do.

A that won't do either.

What's the matter?

Someone behind the real armor shouted, "Don't get stuck, cough!"

Oh, you're just standing behind a person?

A when I think about it, I'm as ungrateful as the two of them!

What do you mean you have no self-control?

A I'll explain it to others.

B also explained?

A: Well, if there is a soft heart, I will add it there!

B you're wasting your time!

A explained it for a long time, and the result was-

Where did you add B?

A no one.

B After all, you have no children, so go to Grade Nine.

A I wish I was ranked ninth!

What's the matter?

A I'm number 36.

How can there be thirty-six B's?

After I explained, 27 more came.

You are difficult to deal with.

A: Wait a minute. When the bus comes, everyone will get on. I remember. A sliding door selling tickets says, "I can't get up, wait for the next trip." Hey, look at this shit!

B, who told you to be bored?

A that's all right. Get down. Waiting for the bus, so I have to get on first, right?

B you don't have to be proud of it.

I won't let anyone explain it to me again.

Who is like you?

I lit a cigarette and saw the noisy chestnuts over there.

B yes.

A "Hey, I'm going to buy chestnuts. I will still be standing here when I come back. "

What is this?

A saved him. It's not hypocritical.

B who is melodramatic?

A: I bought chestnuts, didn't smoke, and the bus came again.

B There are many cars now, and one comes every few minutes.

As soon as I saw it, I got on the bus first. Hardly had I taken a step when the conductor stopped me.

What's the matter?

"Comrade, put out your cigarette!"

You can't smoke in car B.

A Hey, I have to buy chestnuts.

Oh, no, you can't eat anything with skin in the car.

A that's not good either?

Oh, no!

A, you tell him to stop, I'll go down!

That car didn't arrive at the station!

A: Don't you think this is anger? Isn't this a limit?

B there is no limit.

I managed to get to the station. ...

B yes.

When A got off the bus, he asked me for a ticket.

What a fresh B!

"This is a ticket! Tear half a piece of reimbursement! "

B are you still reimbursed?

A where to reimburse? I just want him to do something.

B what kind of behavior is this!

A I looked at the big watch at the station. It's been five minutes.

oh

A: I just run.

Don't run.

A I'm in a hurry.

B that won't get away either.

A was running when a tricycle came towards me. I leaned to one side and behind me, "di-!" Another car.

Then stop.

One stop? I knew he was afraid to hit me, so I twisted his waist with my flexible waist and legs. Hey!

B passed?

A fell down.

Yo, where's the car?

First, stop.

How mysterious this is.

Boy, it's more than a foot away from me!

Oh?

The driver was startled.

B that's not terrible.

He and I are both very polite.

What did b say again?

(sharply) "You are committing suicide!"

People are blaming you.

"Hey, comrade, be polite. You drove too fast and almost hit me! " "The police came, he was driving.

People have a point.

He said to me, "What are you busy with? How dangerous! " ! Be careful next time. I didn't touch it. Wow, let's go! "ah! He blames me!

Isn't B blaming you?

At the sight of the station, everyone left.

Where is the man you answered?

A white answer!

B look!

When I got home, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. The sidewalks are restricted, and so are the buses.

B it's not a restriction, it's always your fault.

It's cruel to buy a bike.

B yes.

One (gesture) takes away the whole, this change.

B two hundred and eighty?

Twenty-eight dollars.

B Twenty-eight dollars can buy a car!

A buy used ones.

B Can I ride it?

A: Well, it doesn't cost much, but the car is ok.

B it's great to ride.

A Anyway, it rings everywhere except the bell.

B Oh, this car is falling apart.

A can't break up. Fix it.

B yes.

A Change a few, make a clip and take two brake shoes. Not very clever, but not bad.

B that won't do!

Huh?

Bicycle braking is very important.

A: Ah, that's all.

Have you answered the second bell?

Don't make a sound when the bell rings, lest it make a sound.

B is that more like it? Your car is too dangerous to ride!

Fortunately, I don't ride fast.

Hmm?

A It takes 10 minutes from our home to the front door.

B Oh, do you live near the front door?

A No, it's the West Fourth Arch.

B: Ten minutes' walk from Xisipailou to Qianmen? !

A.

There are so many traffic lights on road B.

A Isn't that a special occasion? I'm trying to catch a movie.

Why are you in a hurry to go to the movies?

The first class begins at 1: 30. If you go late, you will miss it!

B When did you go home?

One twenty.

B Oh, only 10 minutes left? !

A I'll look at my watch when I get to the cinema.

B half past one?

Half past four!

B didn't you say you would only walk for ten minutes?

A Yes, I wanted to get there in ten minutes, but I was delayed on the way.

Car b is broken?

Well, I hit someone!

Did b hit someone? !

One, one * * * three.

B hit three?

A missed it once!

B: You can't stand fighting each other.

Otherwise, it's a waste of time.

B that's not a waste of time.

A finally ran into this man. I'm so happy!

B why did you hit someone? Are you still happy?

A is coke!

B: What's the matter?

As soon as A gets out of the front door, it's almost to Dashilan. There's a tricycle in front.

B yes.

A: He's going to pull over and push sideways. I have nowhere to go. On the sidewalk.

B yes.

Armour is hitting an old man, and the front wheel is hitting the old man's lower back. He also pushes a little harder. "Tong" suddenly knocked the old man into the drugstore!

B boy!

Everyone in the drugstore was shocked: "Old man, what are you buying?" The old man said, "I didn't buy anything." I bumped into it. "

B is more mysterious!

When old man A came out, I quickly apologized.

B yes.

"ouch! Grandpa, look at what this says. Listen, I hit you. I am in a hurry. I'm ... I'm calling a doctor for my father I was busy, and then I met you. Don't you think this is more time-consuming? " The old man said, "Don't fight hard in an emergency. Call a doctor for your father. Why did you take me to the drugstore? " Thanks to my physique, why don't I be softer and not let you crash? What's wrong! "Hey, hey, the old man is gone. Hey.-You said coke is not coke?

B: Don't be happy. Do you just play hard to see a movie?

A had already started when it arrived, and didn't see the movie.

This is a waste of time.

I said go home.

B, go back. Don't ride so fast.

A Yes, I don't want to ride fast, but I can't. He is quarrelsome.

Who is quarrelsome?

I ran into the front door again and turned west at Tiananmen Square.

B yes.

A big truck came from behind armour, and it honked its horn. What does that mean?

B, it took you a long time!

Nonsense! I'm not allowed to walk while riding a bike?

B that's the fastest way!

A Yes, I'm not slow either! When I looked back, I was even more angry!

What's the matter?

A car is empty and has no goods. What are you up to?

B Then you can't deliberately block it.

Oh, you have to let me out of the way. Why don't you drive there and run? Unless I die! The more you honk the horn, the less I hide. You dare not hit me anyway! I ride faster and faster.

B This is a game of life.

A: Ah, when I got to Nanchang Street, the policeman insisted that I ride it, so he let it pass.

People are afraid of danger.

It will pass in one hand! Ok, I'll catch up with you! Let's race to see who runs fast!

B is a quarrelsome son.

To tell the truth, this car runs faster than me.

Well, nonsense!

A chased all the way to Fu You Street. At a red light, the bus stop stopped, so I caught up.

B what do you care?

As soon as the green light changes, I stare at it.

B still chasing?

A follows you! As soon as I got to the capital cinema, I saw the red light behind the car and suddenly heard a click-

B: Did the car hit someone?

No, I hit a car!

Why did you crash?

It stopped. I didn't stop.

B, you squeeze the brake.

Is my brake not working?

B Then who do you blame?

Oh, you knocked me down. I can't even go up there.

B yes.

The tram stopped and a man came down to help me up. As soon as I saw him, I was happy again

B are you still happy about the fall?

A is the old man I hit just now.

B hey! This is very clever.

Old man A looked at him and said, "Oh, you! Come here and fight for your life again? Are you going to drive to the drugstore, too? It's really terrible for this young man to ride a bike! " As soon as I saw it, my car broke down and I caught the driver-

What are you doing?

One, let him accompany me to the car!

B Oh, let people accompany you in the car?

He is unreasonable. He said I hit him.

B: That's right.

When the police came, we were all shouting, "Hey! What's going on here? What's wrong? " I said, "Comrade, did you see it? Well, he hit my car! " "Oh, he hit your car. Are you walking in the car or in the back? " "I, I, I walk in the car." "You walk in front of a car. How did he hit your front wheel? " "Yes, that, that who knows how he hit. Then ask him. "

B asked someone else?

"Hum, don't ask him, I have seen this thing! How do you think this problem can be solved? "

What about b?

A I said, "How to solve it? I'll fix it myself. "

B You should have done this a long time ago!

A pushed it to the garage for repair and waited a long time. The car is clean, and it's dark.

Look.

A I just got on the bus and the police stopped me after a few steps.

B Did you ride fast again?

A unhappy, just want to find fault!

B what?

He told me to light a lamp. There are so many lights on the road, why should I light them?

When driving at night, you must turn on the light.

I didn't, did I?

B you buy!

Do you pay?

By the way, why should I pay?

A don't buy that thing even if you have money.

B Yes, you have money, and you have a minivan!

A: It turns out that I spent tens of dollars on a grinding lamp.

B why did you buy a grinding lamp? Why don't you just buy an oil lamp?

A can't there be a light?

B.

Buy a paper lantern.

B paper lanterns are not easy to take!

A Anyway, he can't say I don't have a light.

B Look at this embarrassing energy!

Buy a paper lantern for fifty cents, light it, get on the bus, and hold the handle in one hand-

Why are you holding the handle?

A holds a lantern in one hand.

Second, you just hang it like this.

I just got on it when a tricycle rider shouted at me, "Hey, get down! Come down! " I said to my heart, will you stay there for a while? He also shouted: "light!" "You blind man, didn't you see this lamp?" He also shouted: "Catch up!" ""nonsense! Don't you call it light? " "Look. "I came down as soon as I saw it!

B can't you reach it?

A even wears sleeves!

B what do you think? Come down and push away.

Answer? ! The big waves are coming, still pushing?

B You can't ride on the road without a light!

A I want to drill an alley!

B Hey, hutongs without lights are more dangerous!

Whatever it was, I went into the alley and got on the bus. Huh? There is also a policeman across the street.

B then come down.

First, come down? He didn't see me. As soon as I turned around, I "slipped" at once! He can't find me this time.

Are you at home?

A fell into the ditch!