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In the early hours of the morning, are you still lingering in front of the screen, are you still crying for kindness, love, joys and sorrows in the online world, and are you still proud of the super god you just had? You, dragging your tired body home, drop your bag, open Arthas' head, board QQ, brush Weibo, open PPS and visit Douban ... Yes! You want to prove your strength with a super god. Do you want to see if there are any new heroes in LOL national costume? You want to know how the Lakers performed today and how many people in Weibo have become your fans. In the dead of night, you secretly landed in a community again, looking for whether the goddess Kong in your heart has new seeds and whether Master Chen has new works. Then, you took out a paper towel in a wretched way, committed a fierce suicide against your second brother, and collapsed in front of the computer. The sound of the toilet pumping water is like a sigh, bringing your millions of descendants into the sewer, marking the end of your day. The next day, you will sit in front of your desk with dignity, or in the last row of the classroom, holding 100% new textbooks ... you waste your time online like a rich second generation, repeatedly without knowing it. Perhaps, if you spend your enthusiasm and time on surfing the Internet, watching movies, playing games, searching for seeds, memorizing English or your major, you can become a top figure in this field, bid farewell to being single, and enjoy the joy of high salary and success, but now you are just a failed otaku, an older single diaosi who only complains about income and housing prices. Isn't this a tragedy?
Ok, let's see what you do with your computer every day, and let's see what your beloved computer brings you every fucking day. You confidently say that you surf the Internet every day to better understand the great events in the country and the profound meaning given by the spirit of the 18th National Congress. You tell your poor parents that with HD 7990 and GTX 680 graphics cards, you can learn more about computers, especially graphics cards. Tell your father that watching TVB, Thailand and traveling to the west can greatly improve your spoken English. Isn't this interesting? Haha, I'm talking about you! This is really the biggest joke of this century, not one of them! It's as ridiculous as saying that you can watch island romance movies and keep your prostate functioning well, you know what I mean? The new year has arrived. You learned from Netease that three fat people dare to play nuclear explosion at home. Do you really think you are the head of state? Strongly condemn everyone you meet, condemn your sister! Blow up your house? Can a nuclear explosion stop you from approaching graduation? Can a nuclear explosion keep you from being laid off? For everything on the internet, you show a strong and extensive interest like a 0.5-year-old baby looking at the unknown world, and don't hesitate to waste most of your time getting to know those rubbish! So you can't help being cheap every day. Even the combination of Super Four Peresson and Super Four dyclonine can't stop your mouse hand. You believe that "my base is your base, and everyone's base is really base!" Therefore, whenever and wherever, whenever, you brush Weibo far better than rhubarb teeth, and interacting with all kinds of diaosi is one of your daily expectations. What's new today? Who has a new quotation? Who has a new embarrassing picture? Which two stars have become good friends? You pay more attention to these than to your future. Then from time to time, you show a row of tetracycline teeth covered with vegetable leaves, peppers and sesame meat, and watch those diaosi on the screen smirk like you, and enjoy it every day. You have never asked yourself what this means to you, and how it helps you pass Band 6, go to graduate school and go to work. All this is fucking worth spending a lot of precious youth to vomit, right?
I don't know if you want to experience the sense of accomplishment in the virtual world, or if you want to show the lower limit of your IQ and play various games. Game developers and operators have long been smiling and kneeling for you, and they will always thank a pure 2B who has made outstanding contributions to the game industry. RPG, STG, instant competitive games, how many dead otaku like you are obsessed with this? Somebody else's game developers got rich and drove beautiful women everywhere in sports cars, while a group of poor, ugly and short people sat in front of a pale screen and had a good time, and then fell asleep. Were their IQs eaten by dogs or kicked by donkeys? You still think you're playing high-end games? High-end your sister! What's the difference between you and the punk who plays KOF 97 in the game room? How sure are you of becoming a professional player? It's good to fly a plane and hold an AK-47 to your head every day. Is it exciting to manipulate the villain's skills every day for killing equipment? It's a sense of accomplishment to plant small flowers and throw poop at little zombies every day, right? Oh, honey, I'm sorry, that's just a model made by a group of bald and fat foreigners, damn it! Models made of waste paper can also be used as handicrafts. What the fuck are these things of J8? Can I eat? Can you sell it? Can I drive my wife? Press and go to those broken keys. You invest time, money and health, and the school is just to control computer programs and kill a group of smelly diaosi. ! Just to feed those bald and fat foreigners with their parents' money and drive a good car to pick up girls? ! How many people have been cheated of their youth and studies by a pile of code? How many people have been cheated of their money and health? Fuck you! Is there anything more stupid and worse in this world?
Of course, you can choose to ignore those game developers and operators, but in order to prove that you are still a new generation of thoughtful, moral and affectionate students, or an advanced employee with all-round development in morality, intelligence and physique, you will still insist on watching NBA live broadcasts every day. Whether it's the Rockets, the Lakers or the Heat, you will spend most of your time watching those games, even if you are awesome enough to become a Lakers coach and make perfect arrangements. Sometimes when watching the game, I can't help but scold the CCTV commentator. Shit! Did someone recruit you to make you angry? Is your annual salary one-tenth that of others? After watching the game, you didn't know you were lying like this on a precious morning. Maybe you don't realize it at all, because you have to go to Kobe Bar and James Bar, and you want to comment in the abusive exchange between Kemi and Kehei. Do you think this is interesting? What do you mean! What does it matter to you that NBA stars earn more than 10 million dollars a year? Can you get a wool? Look at your poor grades! Look at your poor performance! Look at your chilling resume! Look at your salary slip that you are ashamed to say! By the way, when you are free, take a small steel ruler to measure your height, look in the mirror and accept the quality of your father's sperm, because you are a short and ugly diaosi who can't even get into the class team. You have grown like this. * * * Don't work hard? Don't study hard Look at it! Look at your mother! You see, the Heat won ten championships, and you still suck! What? Needless to say, I know that you, like every little diaosi, will always have that unattainable goddess idol in your heart. To show that you are not gay, you fell madly in love with an actress before your balls were fully developed. Oh! What * * * *! I can't believe you are stupid enough to spend a lot of time tracking all the information about a woman who has nothing to do with your family online. Brush posts on forums, fan her in Weibo, and download all her videos and photos. Her every move touches your throbbing heart, but you turn a deaf ear to your parents' medical report. Her elegant figure will remain in your mind forever. Every night, you yell at the computer ~ and then one day, you are so excited and looking forward to it. At the expense of high tolls and high admission fees, you jumped around happily with a small bag on your back like a lovely young pioneer, and you cried hysterically for Sanlu milk with all your strength. And finally? Sorry, your lover's money returned to the city in an instant under the escort of bodyguards. It is also a big move for the poor old father and mother to lie in their hometown. This money may be the retirement salary they have saved for several months, and your numb heart has long been taken for granted. Your generosity has helped a famous star get rid of poverty and run towards a well-off society. Once again, you have perfectly achieved the feat of the poor driving the rich, alas. What? Needless to say, I know that you, like every little diaosi, will always have that unattainable goddess idol in your heart. To show that you are not gay, you fell madly in love with an actress before your balls were fully developed. Oh! What * * * *! I can't believe you are stupid enough to spend a lot of time tracking all the information about a woman who has nothing to do with your family online. Brush posts on forums, fan her in Weibo, and download all her videos and photos. Her every move touches your throbbing heart, but you turn a deaf ear to your parents' medical report. Her elegant figure will remain in your mind forever. Every night, you yell at the computer ~ and then one day, you are so excited and looking forward to it. At the expense of high tolls and high admission fees, you jumped around happily with a small bag on your back like a lovely young pioneer, and you cried hysterically for Sanlu milk with all your strength. And finally? Sorry, your lover's money returned to the city in an instant under the escort of bodyguards. It is also a big move for the poor old father and mother to lie in their hometown. This money may be the retirement salary they have saved for several months, and your numb heart has long been taken for granted. Your generosity has helped a famous star get rid of poverty and run towards a well-off society. Once again, you have perfectly achieved the feat of the poor driving the rich, alas. How's it going? Are you still reluctant to part with the wonderful online world? Are you still considering playing some games? Ok, finally, let me, a second-rate undergraduate diaosi graduate student, give you a good calculation of how many lives you have murdered yourself. Listen, if you are just an ordinary e-sports enthusiast, Dotaer or LOLer, have you ever thought about how long you will spend on it? Even if there are 3,000 handfuls, each with 30 minutes, it will take 1500 hours, more than 60 days and nights, which is equivalent to playing for 2 hours every day for two years, while the total hours of undergraduate professional courses in ordinary universities are generally around 2,000, which is exactly equal to 1500 hours according to the calculation of 45 minutes per hour. Look at me, honey! If you are not obsessed with the internet and games, maybe you can master two majors easily. If you count the time you spend on American TV series, movies, idolization, NBA preseason games, making everyone happy, looking for music, visiting Netease, brushing Weibo, posting, watching Taobao and chatting on QQ, have you estimated this astronomical figure? Have you ever regretted a moment? What can't astronomical time do? If a girl can cook raw rice into cooked rice, she can become immortal by practicing Taoism and be called an expert by studying a certain major. Will you be an idiot and brag to your son and daughter in the future: "Dad, I played Dota and LOL thousands of times. It's amazing how many cards Dad used in the world of WOW and how fast Dad searched for * *." Is that so? Take a good look at your idiot J8 in front of the computer screen. Do you still think that a spring in your home can restore your lost health? Joke! How many fucking 365 seconds are you short? ! But poor you still don't know how serious your brain is. At this time, you are still looking at the animation on the screen intently, "om-bang!" You were so angry that you slapped the damn mosquito on your leg. Ironically, you idiot turned a blind eye to this giant electronic mosquito in front of you, letting it continuously drain your energy and brain power, your studies and health, your family and love, so that the project you should have completed was delayed until it fell through, turning the school you should have been admitted to for one year into World War II, World War III and N War, until you finally gave up, leaving your CPA textbooks and your professional books lying in the corner with nostalgia. Have you ever felt it? You are more dependent on computers than your parents or even your wife. Have you ever left? Defending the ancients, you only know how to defend ancient relics, but you have already lost yourself; You only know how to protect the highlands, but you can no longer protect your ambitions. I didn't finish a DOTA call and missed the call from my old friend. His sincere blessing; I didn't finish playing a DOTA, which cooled my mother's hard dishes and her heart. I didn't finish a DOTA call, so she quietly waited for the call and the late reply. Even if you have exciting five kills, even if you have dazzling steps, the number change in the upper right corner represents only the gradual disappearance of life, just a step away from your real life. You once said that because of all this, you failed to get your diploma and your beloved girlfriend left you. Because of all this, you have chronic gastritis, floaters and cervical spondylosis; Because of all this, you have no ability to find a decent job; Because of all this … until … one day, you suddenly look at yourself in the mirror with tears of regret and tell yourself loudly that you will never be a scum again and be a man! Perhaps, on that day, you packed your bags early and walked into the library with confidence; Perhaps, that day, you got up early, washed all the clothes at home for your gray-haired mother, and walked to her side early with what you made; Maybe, that day ... that morning when the sun was shining all over the house, you and your elderly mother were sitting in the sun. I don't know when your mother's hair tips have been stained with the gray of the years, and you are surprised to see the white hair that witnessed the passing years ... Suddenly you recall the frivolous time, the games in Qian Qian, the TV series and cartoons in Qian Qian, and the four years of college that have been irreparable. At this moment, you can no longer restrain a man's crystal tears, one drop … one drop … sprinkled deep in his mother's hair …
I recall my muddled college days, my poor work in the last two years after graduation, the fact that I only memorized the first few pages of the word book forever, and the fact that I have long been used to my mother serving meals on my computer desk. Ask yourself, why can you be so ignorant Ask yourself, why can you be so disappointing? Once ignorant and frivolous, now it has turned into bitter tears, dedicated to those years that have passed away because of the internet and games, to the ideals and beliefs that I have never forgotten in my heart, and to all my brothers and friends who are addicted to games and surfing the Internet and wasting their youth. Games, only win or lose, no life; Network, only fantasy, no future! The greatest meaning of living is that you are not dead-you still have so much time. With your firm belief, kind heart and endless struggle, give your family and friends a stunning future!