Read a stupid copy that laughs once.

Pass on happiness, does the corner of your mouth rise?

Me: Dr. Lu, I want to ask you something.

Lu: Go ahead.

Me: A few days ago, my uncle went to your hospital for an examination. He came back and said that you said that the reason why he was sick was that his shorts were too high ... what was the principle?

Dr. Lu: ...........................................................................................................................................................................

When I was a child,

I like playing hide-and-seek best,

When someone hides it,

I want to go home for dinner.

When I was a child, I sneaked into an Internet cafe and was caught by my dad. I thought that as long as I didn't admit it, he would doubt himself, so I got up the courage to say to my dad, "Uncle, you mistook me for someone else!" " Now that I think about it, I really resisted playing when I was a child.

The fitness instructor handed me a business card, and I read it word by word: Zhang Dongya, the health terminator.

He smiled and said, Madam, my name is Dong Zhang.

So far, there is only one person who makes me afraid to look at him directly, and my heart beats faster when I secretly look at him. There is one person, that is, the invigilator.