2.? It is said that night owls should be poisoned before going to bed late at night, and pets with high temperature drying food should take normal selfies and B selfies.
3.? Keep a backup of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!
4.? It's not for drying food, but I really like the color matching of this tablecloth.
5.? Friends circle is basking in food every day ~ I was so busy at work that I could only bask in overtime meals yesterday.
6.? Eating food means calling the good-looking and the ugly fools.
7.? Is it a sin to bask in delicious food?
8.? "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."
9. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.
10.? I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I pinch my fingers to count. Emma, the stomach won again today.
1 1.? It bothers me to see people in my circle of friends having parties and eating delicious food every day. ...
12.? As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.
13.? Sun food time ~ this is what I have been insisting on.
14.? As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!
15.? Put some poison in the middle of the night They say that drying delicious food will increase female powder. I'll try.
16.? In the legend, I can obviously rely on my face value to eat, but I have to rely on my strength. Is it a bit mean to myself? ...
17.? Sun baby, sun house, sun car, sun things, sun food. You said I looked noisy, but I didn't. You think I should enjoy this? Bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can have more fucking face!
18.? In a foodie world, there is no heat, no heat, only delicious.
19.? I think today is a good day to go home and bask in bask in the quilt.
20.? Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?
Humorous quotations about eating in the circle of friends II 1. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is to "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!
2.? Suddenly found that it was really a fat ruin, that's all. Anyway, I don't rely on face value to eat. It's not quiet again. Even if the heavy rain makes the whole city fall, it's none of my business to eat and sleep towards my small goal.
3.? Hairline boys are as red as Britney Spears in Chengdu. They don't want to live by their looks and refuse to enter the entertainment circle.
4.? "Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to starve to death by your talent." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
5.? God, why are there so many delicious foods tonight? It's okay. Do I have a meeting so far?
6.? People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.
7.? I really hate this point to bask in food in a circle of friends. Oh, can I bask in your beautiful legs?
8.? A circle of friends is a pit. There is a lot of meat, and some people are in charge. Sun Cai, you are invited to treat. Print books and someone will lend them to you. Can you simply appreciate it?
9.? Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, come and review the delicious food. Who is not a trivial matter?
10.? Everyone basks in food in a circle of friends. I looked around without any ups and downs. I have grown up.
1 1.? Take eating as the highest realm, you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.
12.? If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but".
13.? Sun the house, sun the car, sun the food, sun the love, nothing. You can go out to bask in the sun at noon.
14.? Yes, at this time, I came to bask in the food again ~ Are you hungry?
15.? One person eats, one person drinks and one person plays mobile phone.
16.? Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.
17.? Good food, don't do this. Let me go. I want to lose weight.
18.? Look at the beautiful scenery outside the window, then make yourself a favorite dinner and eat it leisurely. It's really cozy!
19.? It's good to be a foodie. Once you eat, you forget everything.
20.? I ah! Eating alone ... me.
Humorous quotations from friends circle about eating 3 1. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is foodies, and the other is people who really want to lose weight.
2.? I eat alone, travel, and stop and go everywhere.
3.? For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.
4.? A bowl of rice and three dishes, free to eat but lonely.
5.? Eating goods is often made at the dinner table.
6.? For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.
7.? Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.
8.? If you think that eating is everything in life, you are wrong, and sleep!
9.? Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.
10.? Eating with a group of people is social and lively, but eating alone can make people sincerely face food and get along with themselves.
1 1.? Eating alone will be lonely, but eating snacks won't?
12.? Eating alone is not loneliness, but abundance.
13.? People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth to eat.
14.? I'm happy to eat alone.
15.? For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.
16.? A group of people should eat well, and everyone should eat well, because this is the most important line of defense to protect themselves and an important source of life aesthetics.
17.? Eating alone and sleeping alone, this lonely life must be accompanied by delicious food.
18.? If you think that eating is the whole life, you are wrong, and … sleep!
19.? No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.
20.? The first choice for a person to eat, some people carry a pot to eat, and some people order takeout.
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends.
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends (1) 1. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.
2. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!
I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.
This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.
5. High-speed traffic jam. If you are hungry, order takeout. ...
6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.
7. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.
Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.
As long as you start early enough. You can't catch up with me in traffic jam!
10. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.
1 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.
12. Expressway, please charge!
13. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. At present, what I fear most is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.
14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.
15. Blocking, basically biscuits go up in the morning, flour comes down, that's all.
16. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!
17. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.
18. It's raining and traffic jams, and the weather is so bad. This is a bloody failure!
19. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.
20. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (2) 1. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.
2. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry, slowly hum a tune.
Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.
4. Don't worry? When will the digging stop?
The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster of life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing.
6. The traffic around the city is almost circular.
7. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.
8. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.
9. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.
10. Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
1 1. A line of egrets goes to heaven, and Lao Tzu is squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.
12. I'm used to traffic jams. Don't worry, hum a little song slowly.
13. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.
14. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.
15. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk.
16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.
17. I am a vagrant who was stuck in traffic for an hour on the expressway and climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.
18. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.
19. Every time I go to work, the traffic jam is a mess, and the red light stops and the green light stops for a long time.
20. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose!
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (3) 1. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.
It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.
Don't panic in traffic jams, send a circle of friends first.
4. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking.
Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.
6. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.
7. The roads in Guan Dan were blocked for some time.
8. The world is so big, why am I the only one stuck in traffic?
9. In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.
10. Traffic jams make people doubt their lives.
1 1. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?
12. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.
13. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.
14. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.
15. When will this land slowly ~
16. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.
Traffic jam is always a nightmare!
18. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.
19. Some things have no choice. Like traffic jams.
20. I have practiced, and the traffic is blocked, and the mood is not blocked!
Sharing of Hot Humorous Sentences about Weather in Friends Circle
On a hot day, invite everyone to take a sauna for free and lose weight together. Come on!
2. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.
3. Only the mother is good and the father is good.
4. Two people are standing in the sun, "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon".
5. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the balance of the bank card in the mirror, you can also look at the stealth status of your sweetheart QQ by holding your stomach. Is your heart cold at the moment?
I owe my life to the air conditioner.
7. If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.
It was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and doing activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlords, and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .
9. Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am.
10. I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear when I take the bus in summer. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!
1 1. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
12. The sun is so big that it will die soon.
13. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, and the coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is by my side. A short message is melodious, full of words and blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
14. Wash your face, comb your hair and apply some rouge and powder.
15. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . The latest funny sentences describing hot weather. I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . .
16. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes. Finally, we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.
17. Is Houyi there? Can you shoot the sun?
18. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!
19. At noon, it was even hotter. People are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!
20. Summer is coming, and the weather is too hot. Remember to drink more hot water.
2 1. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.
22. It's really troublesome to cover the quilt at night in cold weather.
23. Summer is hot, summer tide, flies and mosquitoes croak; Don't be angry, have a good attitude and pay attention to defense; Change clothes frequently, take more baths, and don't let illness depend on you; Drink more water, remember, show me joy. Have a nice summer!
24. No, no, I'm going to climb Mount Qingxiu in three steps, kneeling for five times and begging for rain. Nanning is extremely hot.
25. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a wonderful way to cool off the heat: at noon, when the sun is in the sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".
26. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~
27. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!
If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.
29. I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I feel great.
30. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.
3 1. The weather is too hot. Can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?
32. It's so hot in the morning. Look at her sticking out her tongue.
33. Another person died today. His name is hot.
34. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal?
35. It's hot, use your indifference to avoid it.
36. Is there an overbearing president? I heard that it will automatically lower the ambient temperature.
37. There will be a strong realistic film in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.
38. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe.
39. There is a steamer above and charcoal below. Without a lid, you are selling; You don't need to make dough, you are an egg yolk pie.
40. It's officially summer, and I'm afraid of the heat.
The third sentence about the weather in the circle of friends is 4 1. It was so hot that I got a tan.
42. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The policeman's uncle roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"
43. When I went out shopping, I saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.
44. Be sure to bring two pieces of paper in summer, one to wipe the sweat and the other to wipe the clothes.
Moon, please tell your grandson who has always liked you not to be shy.
46. Go out and meet acquaintances, and be baked by the sun.
47. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!
48. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. The passing aunt said: Is it hot outside?
49. In this weather, you should have a bowl of hot laver and egg soup. I didn't. I hope you can drink it.
This weather is suitable for sitting on a hot kang, eating melon seeds and playing cards, isn't it? I survived the winter and almost froze to death this spring …
5 1. Animals are full of vitality in summer. The puppy was panting with heat; Cicada was so hot that she shouted "Cicada, Cicada!" Stay in the tree; Hard-working bees buzz around, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and fly among flowers, just like elves. ...
52. I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.
53. What did you learn the most from Lei Feng? -holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. . .
54. With the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessing will follow. May you be cool and refreshing in the hot summer, bring you a happy mood, be cool and warm, and wish you happiness.
55. It's too hot recently, so I didn't eat well.
56. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.
57. It didn't rain, it was hot water.
58. It was so hot that I hammered the wall crazily. Since then, my home has become a single room.
59. The summer wind blows warm, as if to say that he is going to heat me to death.
I bought an egg and turned it into a chicken! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
Humorous short sentences in friends circle
1.a and B ran away after hitting an old man with their cars and hid in their hometown in the country. For this reason, I love China and Japan. One day, he wrote a letter to B, hoping to form an alliance with him. He is afraid of going out to post letters during the day, so he goes out to post letters at night. Strangely, he was arrested the day after he sent the letter, and his companions didn't report him. How do you think he exposed himself?
Old man: Three of my four sons are MBA students. Friend: What does the fourth one do? Old man: He never went to school and became a thief. Friend: Then you can't kick him out of the house? Old man: Get rid of him? He is the only one who makes money.
Third, why do you say that the tiger's ass can't be touched? Answer: because touching the tiger's ass, the tail will throw people's hands to the ground, which is very painful. Tiger's ass is too big. Touching the tiger's ass is uncivilized behavior.
I wanted to invite my friend to pick strawberries the other day, but she refused. I asked her why. She looked at me and said firmly, I can't climb trees!
Sometimes, when a person has an affair, people will spread it quickly. It turned out that Linima was drunk yesterday. Later, after non-cyclic transmission, it became. Li Nima met a girl yesterday and accosted her. After she failed, she got drunk and killed someone!
Six, listen to my mother told me a thing that belonged to their era, saying that it was still far to go to school by bike at that time. The road is muddy and uneven, going up and down. Once again, after school, several people compete who can ride fast. As a result, the car couldn't stop when going downhill. On the road, another pig rushed out. Tragically, a pig went into a ditch.
Seven, the Buddha said: no me, no one, no sentient beings, no longevity. I said, this will do. Buddha said: this is really not.
Eight, I broke up with my predecessor for a year, and I can't help but go downstairs again today. I burst into tears when wifi automatically linked to her home. Then I clicked Thunder.
A few days ago, Beijing flooded Tianjin. People laughed: it's still the capital. Look at our Tianjin ... Beijingers: We'll see! Two days later, Tianjin was flooded ... as a result, people in Beijing and Tianjin laughed: Tangshan, look ... is it your turn? Tangshan: There was an earthquake just a few days ago. ......
X. Song Wu: If I hadn't been on a business trip, those things wouldn't have happened to my sister-in-law. Even if it happens, I dare not be arrogant in Ximen Qing. In the new year, my biggest dream is not to work overtime or travel.
Eleven, in order to live, you run around; Be thrifty and never spend money; I didn't want to say it at first, but dinner hasn't arrived yet; I don't want Christmas or New Year's Day, I just want scrambled eggs with tomatoes!
12. The cockroach girl loves the mantis man deeply, and the dung beetle man wins the love with a horizontal knife: Dear, what is good for you to follow the mantis man? That boy is a typical double-edged sword. What can he do except play nunchakus twice? Look at me again. I am engaged in a low-carbon environmental protection monopoly industry with a huge market. I am particularly familiar with snowball financing, and I am also good at transportation and warehousing. I swear to god, I promise you will follow me, eat spicy food every day, and always have food and clothing.
The moon wants her mother to make her a dress. Mom replied: Your figure is changing every day. I can make you a suit there!
14. A man on the train said that the train was about to leave. He took a bottle of wine in one hand and a delicious roast chicken in the other. He slowly sat down at the window, broke the chicken head with alacrity, threw the whole roast chicken out of the window conveniently, then waited for a while and looked at the chicken head in his hand. Then he sighed and picked it up and ate it.
Fifteen, a person with high myopia has to squeeze the bus to work every day. On this day, there were so many people that his glasses were squeezed out. He felt on the ground, but couldn't find it. When he was about to get on the bus, he saw a hat under his nose, so he grabbed it and put it on his head and squeezed into the car. As a result, a man behind him grabbed him again and again and shouted, Sir, why did you take my job if you didn't give it to me?
Sixteen, on the first day of New Year's Day, I told my family to bring my girlfriend home. As a result, my girlfriend couldn't come when I went to pick her up. When I meet my cousin when I come back, I will take her home for dinner. As a result, when I got home, the glass smashed by my father was sent to the hospital.
Seventeen, teach my cousin a math problem, say it over and over again, but he just can't understand it. I said, why are you so stupid? ! My cousin nodded and said, I am stupid, but do you know why I am stupid? I asked: Why? He said: I am stupid because I can't see that you are more stupid than me!
There are three tadpoles. They go to a restaurant for dinner. After waiting for a while, the first course was fried frogs. Three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to grow up.
19 years old, a man was very lonely on a desert island, and he decided to harass a wild horse. Wild horses have never been so insulted that they broke his leg. The man didn't succeed, but he didn't lose heart, but his other leg was also reimbursed. He finally touched God, so a beautiful fairy came to him and whispered to him in a charming way: What do you need, sir? I can satisfy you. Answer: help me catch that wild horse! ! .
20. Don't feel sorry for that kid's shoe named Shen. I know a man named Fu, 183, who was ruined by an advertisement!
One day, a female wolf dyed all the hair on her head golden. The other wolves were puzzled and asked her why. Who knows this wolf blurted out: I want to be a blond wolf (lang)!
One day, the President of the United States flew from new york to Los Angeles by special plane. Seeing a lot of people on the ground from the plane, he said to his secretary, who should I throw 100 yuan to cheer for? The secretary said: Then you might as well throw yourself down and make the whole country happy!
2 1. campaign assistant: senator, there is a hysterical woman yelling on the phone. She wants to know your opinion about abortion. Senator: Well, tell her I'll post the check first thing in the morning!
Twenty-two, a few pieces of ice fell from the sky and hit a rural area in Hebei. Onlookers have come forward to taste it, which is said to be quite delicious. An old man took two pieces and put them back in the refrigerator for freezing, saying it was called rootless water. If you lick it every day, you can cure all diseases. Finally, after consulting a civil aviation expert, I found out that Lan Bing fell from the airplane bathroom, that is, the excrement and urine after chemical treatment, so everyone was miserable.
At the age of 23, two good friends and colleagues chased a girl named Qu. In order to show a good girl, one buddy changed the name of QQ to Rhapsody, and the other buddy was even more ruthless and changed it to Crazy Episode. As a result, the girl promised the buddy called crazy episode in QQ, and the open girl couldn't afford it.
Twenty-four, there was an opportunity before me, and I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely tell you when to pay me back!
A man said to the dustman, If it weren't for littering people like us, you would have been laid off. We raised you. I call it helping others. The cleaner said: I'm going to work in the crematorium tomorrow, and I'll be laid off if no one dies. You are so helpful, or you will die!
Twenty-six, Bajie came back from the scriptures, bid farewell to Master and other disciples, and went back to Gaojiazhuang to see his daughter-in-law. I heard my daughter-in-law pounce on me before I entered the door, and now the house price is high. Bajie hurriedly read a spell: let the house price return to ten years ago. Seeing the house price plummet, Bajie turned around and found himself back in the past through time and space, still on the road of learning from the scriptures with his brother.
Mosquito: Mom, I learned to fly, and I can fly very well! Mother Mosquito: How do you know you can fly well? Mosquito: Because I just went out for a walk and heard a lot of applause!
Twenty-eight, when I was at school, I once overspent my living expenses and borrowed money from my roommate. My classmate didn't say whether to borrow it or not. He smiled at me and asked me, do you think my face is clean? I looked at it carefully and said, it's not dirty, it's clean. My classmate said with a smile: My pocket is cleaner than my face.
29. What am I to you? You are my zongzi. Huh? So I am! So I can undress you ~ ~ ~
One day, I will kill a mosquito. The mosquito suddenly said, honey, can you not kill me today? I asked: Why did the mosquito say: Today is my birthday? I clap my hands happily: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you? What about mosquitoes?
30. There is a Japanese female student in the university. Since she first came here, she has only been to the boiling water room once. I don't know who removed the word water from the boiling water room. He wants to turn on the tap. Do you remember the way? At this time, a male classmate passed by a Japanese female classmate and quickly said, handsome boy, can you take me to my room?