Since the chaos of heaven and earth began, there have been two kinds of men and women in the world, Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four images, four images give birth to gossip, five elements merge, and yin and yang merge. In ancient times, it was said that "Lang rode on a bamboo horse and hung around my bed". Today, it is the embodiment of the way for men and women to get along with each other in the new era and the product of keeping pace with the times. There are many regrets in the forum recently, both men, women and children. For example, travel, telephone, etc. This is the regular army's way of fighting and I admire it. Recently, herbs have been practicing martial arts behind closed doors for 26 years, and fewer people have studied classics. Today, I talked with my friends and wandered around occasionally. I specially opened an altar to preach scriptures, preached to all the altar friends in the forum and taught them ten tricks to pick up girls. If you learn more, you can definitely call girls in the forum, which is full of fragrance.
The first move: natural talent move (lethality: death)
This move should be like a grass sacrifice, the elm trees face the wind, and the appearance should be like coptis chinensis, and Pan An will have a facelift again; Literary talent should be like killing a chicken, holding a pen to make a wind; Cute as a boss, colorful, scholar-like, half cynical, skilled as a common bamboos, petty bourgeoisie as a flea, Heineken beer half a can, eyes half open, black dog by nature, it is best to belong to cutting-edge IT and finance. Such a man appears in public places, that is, where the spotlight focuses, radiant, elegant and mature, overflowing. This move is purely natural. From time to time, you can use a few classic words, publish a few classic articles, play a beautiful piano, draw a beautiful picture of Yuanyang and sing a good poem, which can cause screams, turn your head from time to time, which is cool, combine literature with appearance, and what's more, you should have a deep education, sit in a famous enterprise, have a thunderous signboard and treat people like smoke. If you have such conditions, nine times out of ten, women with symptoms of being recruited are mostly mentally retarded. His style is very much like those little girls who attend concerts in Nicholas Tse. Even Xiao Xie's gesture of grasping the bottom is considered as a fairy descending to touch a flat peach with her hands, which is beautiful, and then she becomes delirious. Seeing the tree is a gentleman, and seeing the column is also a gentleman. In front of her, Nong is willing to be a concubine and serve you for thousands of years, but men with this condition are generally.
The second measure: pretend to be deep (killing degree: minor injury)
This move is 70% lethal, which belongs to the upper-middle move in this Dafa. Seize the opportunity when recruiting. When the woman you like asks you a question, you should ask eight questions. It doesn't count if you don't know. Don't shake your head. You can only look straight at the ground. Occasionally, you can light a cigarette, take a deep breath, and then stir your eyelids. Look very wronged, confess the woman, and then you can find it. Especially for telephone poles or trees, when girls pass by, one hand leans against the tree, the palm is against the head, and the eyes are facing the tree, making a Gregory Parker-style foot crossing, and the other hand is placed on the hip. If a girl passes by and doesn't see it, she must cough twice.
Of course, the above is a joke. If you really play with a deep man, you must make the girl feel lost and can't find the direction of what you are talking about. For example, if you ask him, "What's the weather like today?" He either doesn't answer, or he answers, "Toilet!" Don't talk about "good", you ask him "are you willing to bury your feelings like this? ? "He wanted a cigarette, and then he said," The toilet is really round today! " It makes you feel that this gentleman is really deep in the Mariana Trench, and he can't reach the end. Recruiters therefore have the curiosity of adventurers, full of curiosity every day, trying to catch this man from the deep heart, and he is very sad every day.
The third measure: buying and selling (killing degree: death)
It is used by men with a certain economic foundation or investment mind or top upstarts. The trick to make good use of it is to invite a girl to dinner, which is bound to include the most luxurious restaurant in the area. Please sit in the court and play the song "For Dear Spicy Shredded Pork" with your feet, which has been badly played in KFC and McDonald's. As soon as these means come out, two-tenths of the skills have arrived, and after taking them, they are bound to be used. Then you invite mm to face such a difficult knife and food that is hard to swallow, and a sense of inferiority arises spontaneously. At this time, you should not only let her see your handsome strength, but also not let the beautiful woman stop cutting. You must reach out and help the beauty to break the bowl and send it to the front of the jar with Lu Ban's magical power of Excellence, so that the beauty's self-esteem can be greatly sublimated and the music in the restaurant can be achieved. The great inferiority complex, the great enjoyment brought by wealth and the great contrast between the services of the super rich have surprised the beautiful women, which is not enough. You clapped your hands smartly, sent a towel with diamonds on it, put it on your mouth and threw it into the trash can, which made the beauty get 80% hit. If you wave at the door and let the beauty take a red Porsche, the soul of the beauty will even invite Zhong Kui and Guan Yin.
This is a trick of the rich and a trick of the poor. If you are poor, you must go to a beautiful woman's house in spring and say, "I will come to your house to farm this year, so you don't have to pull out cabbage." Come! "
The recruited beauty suddenly felt that there was money and style in the world, and she became a ghost.
The fourth measure: huge contrast measure (killing degree: minor injury)
This move is a fantastic move, which requires the recruiter to have full patience. After finding the target, he was not in a hurry to start, but observed it himself. First, show the ugly side of your human nature to beautiful women, such as leading by the nose, saying obscene words, and like to flirt with other women, or posing as a playboy, incompetent and incompetent, then there are chickens calling dogs and thieves, despicable and dirty people, and then it comes to a critical juncture. Calm the cold appearance of life and death and say "I'll come" indifferently, which caused a numbness and gratitude in the beauty's heart, and her views began to change substantially. Then you suddenly rejuvenated and the problem was solved smoothly. After you gently press "Enter", the aliens who invaded the earth began to be distracted, and all the flying saucers fell into the Bermuda Triangle. The beauty's heart suddenly felt that "such a man can not only save the earth, but also secretly send care and help others when the beauty frowns." Even if you destroy yourself, the beauty of Huo Ran will suddenly open up. The best is the worst. Most of the symptoms of recruits are like explorers like Columbus who discovered the new world. They feel as if they have found new treasures in the ocean and made a fortune. They even regret why they turned a blind eye to this person and denounced their short-sightedness. From then on, my heart was full of hope.
The fifth measure: playing hard to get (killing degree: minor injury)
The above moves are useless-"Yes, I'm just a stick in Wang Yang. I know I don't deserve you in this life. I must meet you in this life. What else can I ask? " Of course, the premise of this statement must be that a lot of work has been done beforehand. For example, I often go to a beautiful woman's house to move gas tanks. When a beautiful woman is lonely, I often go shopping and move things with her. Then when I say this, the beauty may not feel anything. At that time, the gas shop asked, "Do you want that gas?" The beauty's tears swirled in the box. When she carried a bunch of things from the supermarket again, her arms began to swell. She began to sing at the telephone pole next to the supermarket: "I miss your goodness, I miss your smile, and I miss the sweat when you carry the gas tank." Then, in my memory, the familiar phone number that you sent her a text message suddenly appeared. This is a lie. I must be in a trance. I dialed your phone number.
The sixth move: subtle moves (killing degree: minor injuries)
This trick is usually used by men who have gone to college. For example, men watch Jin Ping Mei in time by the toilet in the library. Although it stinks, the man also vowed not to sit in this position next time. As a result, a beautiful woman was sitting next to her reading a textbook. The next day, the man definitely chose to sit next to the toilet, which was not as good as the warm eyes of the beautiful woman. So, on the third day, the man fell in love. From then on, every time a man goes to the library, he must choose to sit next to the toilet. So this trick, like a small dose of arsenic in Wulin toxicology, slowly penetrates into people's skin, then flesh and blood, and then bone and blood. If a man uses this trick to make a beautiful woman form a tacit understanding, after this trick, the beautiful woman is willing to take the risk of being affected by the toilet gas and not waver. To make this move work, we must first understand the daily habits of beautiful women, know which bar, tea bar or health club they often go to, or know which forum or chat room they often go to. Occupy a good position three or four hours in advance every day, and at the same time occupy the position that beautiful women like. When someone asks, "Excuse me, sir …", you must try to answer "Someone is taken!" Pretend no one is watching when the beautiful woman comes in. A beautiful woman is recruited and goes to a bar, forum or chat room every time.
The seventh measure: praise and flattery (killing degree: minor injury)
With flattery, the other party is ecstatic. Since then, the queen has never been to court. It is best to write a love letter and praise it to the extreme. The other side, like Wu Zetian, must be said to be Zhuge Liang's wife Ma Shi. The other side, such as Empress Dowager Cixi, must be said to be Luo Fu, and the other side, such as Rudong Stone, must be said to be "a woman without beauty and talent". If the other person is ugly, he will say that "a woman without talent is virtue." Good walking posture, in a word, pigeons will be blown into phoenix, phoenix will be blown into queen mother, the other person's frequency will be blown into fairy, and the other person's smile will be said to be the return of the imperial concubine. One of the other's short essays will be described as Zhang Ailing's near-reincarnation, and the other's spitting posture will be described as Maggie Cheung attending a dinner party. What's more, in order to have dignity, it's best to let her be in front of you. , loss of appetite, listlessness, trance!
The eighth measure: emotional movement (killing degree: serious injury)
This move is sharp, and even many women have suffered. Most men who are in love or about to fall in love are "Hu Hansan" permanent workers. They pull cabbage in winter and carry ice cubes in summer, and they are on tenterhooks. They hold a beautiful woman in their hands, and they are afraid of falling in their mouths. If they are sick, they will call for intravenous drip, and if they are not sick, they will send flowers, so that the beautiful woman can't extricate herself. After quarreling, you must never be afraid of falling. Take advantage of a willow wind, and then let crazy raindrops beat your body. Tears and rain are mixed together. It is best to cry and shout: "I love you, I can't live without you!" " "All the recruited beauties shed tears and ran down. The symptom is gradually increasing dependence, and finally losing absolute autonomy and self-survival ability. Even if you buy a box lunch, you should call the other party and ask something. With the loss of autonomy, a strong woman becomes a strong woman, and a strong woman becomes a weak one.
The ninth trick: wagging your tail for mercy (degree of killing: minor injuries)
Use this trick when the above tricks are ineffective. "Can you give me another chance?" "I beg you, don't we really have no fate?" "I really don't have the blessing to have you?" And so on, accompanied by involuntary tears dripping down, excellent people, such as Jiang Zhongzheng, wrote a letter to Xiao Song mm during courtship, to the effect that if I am not blessed with you, I will go back to my hometown in Fenghua to fish and farm, and I will never set foot in politics again in this life, and finally win the beauty's heart and serve for life. Therefore, if the guest officer shoots this palm, the beauty will mostly endure tears, her heart aches and she can't control her emotions. Most recruits spend the rest of their lives in regret. Regret: Why did I promise this enemy in the first place?
The tenth measure: stalking and beating (degree of killing: serious injury)
This move is the continuation of the eighth move after the 1-7 move was useless. As lewd as glue, as shameless as a carriage driver. The premise is to aspire to be a golden-headed fly. First ask the beautiful woman for a mobile phone and make a fixed phone call. Beauty won't ask me for it from your company, and your company won't ask my telecom friends for it, and then call you. If you don't answer your cell phone, I'll send text messages like crazy. If you don't get my message, I will go crazy. If you don't answer PHS, I'll call you bb, and I'll call your office. I will greet you with a smirk as soon as you get off work. I'll buy the same flight as soon as you leave. When you eat, I will sit in the empty seat next to you. If you ignore me, I will tell you who I am and I will tell you that I am your husband. If you don't like it, I will say that you are my sister. If you refuse to work with me, I will stay with you.
Stalking is to make beautiful women tired. Finally, on a lonely night, she sent a telegram to her stalker: "I'm tired!" " "The effect is natural. There must be two extremes in stalking and playing tricks. One is to win the hearts of beautiful women, and the other is to be extremely disgusted by beautiful women. This is mutual, so recruiters must consider their own reputation. If he thinks, "whatever, I earn if I get it, and I won't lose anything if I don't get it?" ",can be aimed at each other, but there is no discretion. If a beautiful woman announces in the sentencing court that you are sentenced to life imprisonment, and you still don't wake up, I'm afraid you will only get shot, so use it with caution. Don't think that women in the world will be unconscious when they are intertwined. That's a fly hitting a fly. The paper won't come out.