fitness room
For a long time, the gym has been considered as a sacred place for girls.
Men and women, wearing thin, passionate hormones.
Because of this, some obscene straight men always try their best to do obscene things under the banner of exercise.
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Du Shao, a girl, didn't stop him, but he couldn't stand being stupid with hot eyes.
Next, I will tell the audience what you can't do in the gym.
Promise me you won't do it!
What do pseudo bodybuilders do in the gym?
1, bare arms, bare meat
A group of people are called "jerky fans in the gym".
Exercise for 3 hours, including 2 and a half hours posing in front of the mirror, for fear that girls will not find his inverted triangle and eight-pack abdominal muscles.
Show your figure.
Even if you have more muscles, you still look very girly.
Step 2 wear formal clothes to exercise
Wearing a LV belt around his waist, a Rolex gold watch on his wrist, a dress shirt and shiny hair, he talked about luxury goods to everyone. ...
Touch here, touch there, and feel that no sport is worthy of your noble status.
A man in a formal suit
Dude, you came to the gym for a blind date?
3. Hit hard and shout loudly.
When doing strength training, I can barely understand it with an occasional roar.
Do sit-ups, I'm afraid someone will shout "Come on" and "Yeah" in the voice of singing folk songs!
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Please stay away from them, or you may get involved when lightning strikes him.
4, barefoot grounding gas
I really can't understand people who wear shoes in the gym, and I don't know what kind of circuits their brains have.
Professional athletes do have the need to practice toe grip, but it seems to have nothing to do with you.
Just for exercise, you'd better wear sports shoes, or you'll be easily beaten.
Behavior of pseudo bodybuilders
Barefoot is not only grounded, but also spicy eyes and athlete's foot.
5, the face is too ugly
Take a 10 kg dumbbell, panting and looking ferocious-
How can you let a girl passing by with a bucket look up at you?
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6. Patients with glossitis
Either make a phone call or chat with your partner from Tiannan to Haibei.
make a telephone call
Spend half your time talking nonsense about sports, and you will surely become a bodybuilding champion.
7. Brothers walk together all their lives
"Come on, man! 」
"Try again! 」
"You can! 」
Two big men, do you want to cheer each other up when they are healthy?
Muscle man
What I know is that I am working out, but what I don't know is that you make the final mobilization before robbing the bank.
8, crazy in the mirror * * *
The central idea of this body is: if you don't take pictures, the gym will come for nothing.
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9. When the girl is working out, you are chatting wildly.
The girl is very tired. Please don't talk to her during exercise.
Unless you want to get girls' disgust.
Strike up a conversation with sb
10, occupying equipment to play with mobile phones.
I don't practice when I'm occupying the equipment, and the girl pretends to raise her hand when she passes by-
This kind of person is definitely the first cancer in the gym.
make a telephone call
Of course, in addition to the above, there is also a man's biggest taboo in the gym-
Don't just spin!