Trees should be firmly rooted, and people should keep this dogma. Your martial arts are very high. Dig three wells to eat sweet water and persuade Gong Ming to be patient. Don't be like this little man. If he crosses the river, he will kick the bridge down.
Buyers and sellers can endure harmony to make money, regardless of whether they are rich or poor, and both buyers and sellers keep the road. If you stand in front of the counter, you are smiling, so don't stare blankly, as if you don't make a fortune in this business;
After walking through the three rivers and six streams with heavy rain, I am used to seeing the glitz of the world, fighting for more and less, trying to be brave and dreaming of gold and silver. Why don't you come to Deyun Society to listen to Degang Guo ~ May you make a fortune and be beaming ~
It should be right ~
A: Thank you, thank you ~
B: hmm ~
A: Brother Qian hasn't slept for a long time ~ I don't know why I went to see him ~
B: Hehe ~ I won't accompany you ~
A: Hey ~ That's not right ~ ~ ~
B: Hehe ~
A: There are so many people here ~
B: Ah.
A: I'm glad to see everyone hitting my heart ~
B: yes ~
A: Bravo ~ really supports it ~
B: Right ~
A: It's good to listen to cross talk more. Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic ~
B: Patriotic?
A: 5,000 years of traditional culture is embodied in cross talk ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
A: You see ~ Now ~ Many people can't get to the scene ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
A: You can also listen to it by downloading it online ~
B: It's everywhere ~
A: Ah ~ Many people have crosstalk in their MP3 players ~
B: I like this ~
A: convenient ~
B: Right ~
A: I can't go to the theatre. Nothing ~ I can still listen ~
B: just pick it up and listen ~
A: The times are developing and the society is progressing ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
Can you imagine MP3?
Then where is it?
A: No ~
B: no ~
Do you know what health is?
B: that's not true either ~
Look at the camera. A hundred years ago ~
B: no ~
A: Yes, not so good ~
B: yes ~
A: (the person who took pictures under the stage) and I didn't take pictures of this person ~
B: nonsense ~
A: (Give the photographer a V)
B: Hi ~
A: Take photos quickly. I can't hold on much longer ~ they won't do it ~ ~
B: diabetics can't do this physically ~
A: Not around here. do you have a cell phone?
B: no ~
A: Forget it ~ How many years have you regressed ~ Ten years and eight years have gained more legs ~ Is it so popular?
B: it's not like this at all ~
A: No ~ that year ~ that was your grandfather's time ~ your grandfather's time ~
B: Before liberation ~
A: at that time ~ what was his grandfather in charge of in the village ~
B: Right ~
A: What's the matter? Take a big iron horn ~
B: it's just sound reinforcement ~
Answer: "fellow villagers, come out quickly, ~ the imperial army doesn't rob food ~"
B: what about the traitor
A: That's his grandfather ~
B: that's not why.
A: Then ~ there was electricity ~
B: ah ~
A: the village also installs that ~ big horn ~
B: Right ~
A: There is a man shouting in the room ~
B: There is a charge.
A: That's what his uncle called it in the village, his uncle ~
B: also responsible?
A: Widow Zhang ~ Widow Wang ~ Widow Li ~ I will kick your door at night if you don't pay the electricity bill ~
B: Oh ~ ~ ~ Kick the widow's door?
A: Ah ~
B: do this?
A: The times are developing, and now this mobile phone has a person ~
B: well, everyone has it ~
A: It's getting better every day ~
B: Right ~
A: including color ring tones ~
B: There are also many color ring tones ~
Where was it two years ago? There is no SMS ringtone ~
B: there are all kinds now ~
A: My mobile phone is ~
Really?
A: Every different friend calls with a different voice ~
B: What's the difference?
Ah ~ "Dong opened by Tang, .........." This is a friend of Quyi circle ~
B: Oh ~ ~ ~ Dan Xian ~ ~
A: Hey, sing the immortal ~ "Kick, click, make click, click, lead, click, click ~" and then sing Allegro ~
B: hey ~
Answer: "Get up, people who don't want to be slaves ~" My wife ~
B: Huh? The result of long-term oppression. This is ~
A: "Dad ~ answer the phone."
What is this?
A: (answering the phone) Angela Yu Chien ~ ~ ~
B: (Tujia) Let's go ~ ~ Give me a new bell ~ ~ ~
A: That's what I mean ~ ~ Right ~ ~
B: What do you mean ~ ~
A: The times are developing ~ the society is progressing ~ the people's living standards have improved ~
B: Ah ~ ~
Answer: Man struggles upwards ~ Water flows downwards ~
B: Right ~
A: Everyone wants to be excellent ~ Everyone wants to be successful ~
Yes ~'
A: do something big ~
B: Yes, yes ~
A: Teacher Yu is not bad ~
B: I ~! General ~
Is this the head ditch of the music industry?
B: I dare not say so ~ ~
A: You've had enough of Steel Front ~
What happened?
A: Great ~ The manager of our theater said that other actors "can't ~ no one can ~"
B: don't like it?
A: Only when it comes to the teacher, he praises you with three thumbs ~
The theater manager has three hands?
A: He has six fingers ~
B: Hi ~ ~ Not counting ~ ~ ~
A: You are amazing ~ ~
B: no ~
A: His family is also very good ~
B: cultivate ~ ~
A: Teacher Yu's dads are all here ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ ~
B: Don't add the word' we'. Here? Not so many people ~
A: His father always talks against the door ~
B: hi ~ ~ that doesn't count ~ ~
A: Teacher Yu's father, father Wang ~ is in this Beijing. ...
B: Gnome male ~ ~ Come on ~ My family name is my father's, and so is mine.
A: Is there such a coincidence?
B: not smart ~
A: there is someone at the police station! Pick?
B: No.
A: Huh?
B: the son inherits the father's surname, you have to say ~
Their father is a great man. Or would he have such a son?
B: Hi ~ ~ Hehe ~
A: Huh? ~ ~ The government also attaches great importance to his father ~
B: that's right ~
A: Ah, the government said, "Whoever can find out where his father is, give him100000, and if he can deliver it, give him more."
What about the wanted man?
A: It's amazing ~ That's why he got this result ~ Yu Qian was the first person to buy a car in China phonograph circle ~ ~
B: hey ~ ~ I bought it early ~
A: When those wrists are pedaling bicycles and holding monthly tickets, Mr. Yu is already "beeping" on the bus ~ ~
B: Hey, nothing ~
A: I bought one. What's her name again ~ ~ Julie?
What is triple? I drive a tricycle?
A: He still has a monthly ticket with those wrists ~ I wish you had this.
B: I might as well take the bus with a monthly ticket.
A: I belong to myself ~ I can go wherever I want ~
B: ah ~
A: It's just cold in winter ~ There is a stove in the car ~ There is a hole in the front glass and a chimney ~ ~
Oh ~ ~ ~
Answer: 200 pieces of honeycomb briquette are pulled in the back bucket ~ ~ "DuDu DuDu" ~
B: Oh dear ~ ~
A: Warm winter ~ ~
B: ok ~ then burn it yourself ~
A: Ah ~ ~ Then I became rich ~
B: That's ~
A: I just got a new massive dynamic group ~
B: Hi ~ ~ How about I change one or four wheels?
A: Pull the spare tire ~ ~
B: What's the spare tire tube for?
A: The teacher is even worse today ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
A: I'm well dressed, too ~
B: ah ~
Answer: the food is also the best ~ what comes down (cooked) ~ what he eats first ~ ~
B: Ah ~ ~
A: awesome ~ the house I live in is also very good ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
Answer: upstairs and downstairs, four floors ~ 700 square meters with motorcycles ~
B: I went to that three-bedroom again?
A: No ~
B: What's the matter?
A: it's a small door ~ you can open the roof when you go in. . . . . Oh ~ elevator ~ elevator ~ ~'
B: Hi ~ You made it clear to the elevator ~
I will learn from you.
B: tell me about going to school ~
A: OK?
B: No ~ ~
A: Because I have always known the saying, "It is a crime to despise superior people."
B: hey ~ that's right ~
Answer: If you have the ability, you have the ability ~ If you don't obey others, you won't be able to do it ~ If you complain, you won't solve the problem ~
B: Ah ~ ~ It's no use holding back the fire ~ ~
A: I will become an excellent person by learning from Teacher Yu ~
What about you? You have an advantage?
A: I ~ I have a good personal quality ~
B: ah ~ this is basic ~
A: Hey ~ Look at me ~ Let's just say ~
B: ah ~
A: Walking down the street, I saw a big leather bag ~ I opened it and it was full of money ~
B: yes ~
A: others took it and ran away ~
B: Ah.
A: If I wait for the owner ~
B: Oh ~ ~ That's right ~ ~ ~
A: Well ~ ~ I don't know how to find money, but these four words are what I mean ~ ~ ~
Can you do it?
A: Sure ~ Wait for the owner ~
B: ok ~
A: mainly because I don't want it ~ I want it again ~
B: Hey, why doesn't everyone want it? What will you say to others when you meet them?
A: Don't tell him ~
B: Huh? Then what are you waiting for?
Answer: When he gets there ~ Oh ~ Make sure it's him ~ He's gone ~ You can go home again ~
B: ok ~ you really took the money safely ~ ~
A: I ~ I will succeed ~
B: Ah.
A: I will be an excellent person ~
B: Then what are your skills?
A: bah ~ ~ ~
B: What's the matter?
A: You bully people. You can scream ~
How did you bully others?
A: You embarrass me with so many people ~
B: no, I'm just asking ~
What are you talking about?
B: I said, what are your skills?
A: You know, you opened your mouth and said, "What are your skills?" ?
B: How insulting?
A: I have been ruined by your hands all my life ~
What is wise?
Did you lose money?
B: No? What have I ruined without me?
A: Yes, you destroyed it ~
B: No?
A: I am unique ~
B: What do you want?
A: I can ~ ~ I can cut mutton slices ~
B: Huh?
A: I can also cut beef slices ~
B: Oh ~ ~
A: I can also sharpen a knife ~ ~
B: After sharpening the knife ~ ~ ~
A: Cut the mutton slices ~
B: ok ~
A: and sliced beef ~
B: don't cut it ~ why don't you just become a chef?
A: That's right ~ No problem ~ You can be the best in your field ~
B: Yes.
A: Is that right? We have a colleague, a big sister and a chef ~
B: Who is it?
A: Dae Jang Geum ~
B: Dae Jang Geum?
A: Korea ~ Korea ~ Far ~ Doyle ~ ~
B: Yes.
A: I hooked up with the emperor through my superb cooking skills ~ My cooking skills have passed.
B: ah ~
A: how can I get two nuns to live together ~
What a broad mind. Find two nuns?
A: Well, it's biased to have the main palace ~ ~ ~
B: well, forget it!
A: I'd love to ~
B: ah ~
A: I opened a restaurant ~
B: ok ~
A: Korean food ~
B: Mm-hmm.
A: My name is Xiao Changjin ~ ~
B: Xiao changjin?
A: As soon as it is opened ~ All the guests are here ~ Let's have a bowl of braised rice ~
B: Why do you still sell braised pork?
A: He thought he and Xiao Cha Chen were buddies (is that the name? )
B: ok, not a chain store ~
A: I ~ I thought about it ~ I got lucky ~ ~ ~
B: how to get lucky?
A: I have to ask for ~ good ~ luck ~ ~ ~
A sign?
A: Right, right ~ You see, people are all ~ please take this house and that one ~'
B: Mm-hmm.
Why can't I?
B: you can also invite me ~
A: You have to be lucky to do great things ~
How?
There is an ancient temple in Xishan, Beijing. There is an old fairy in it. Is it an old monk? Very clever ~ ~
B: Ah ~ ~
A: He still has that ~ ~
B: Amulet ~ ~ ~
A: Yes ~ ~ I want one ~ ~ ~
B: Please take one.
A: I invited one ~ I am very religious ~ ~ I got up at five in the morning ~
B: That early?
A: Devotion ~ ~ ~
B: Oh ~ ~ ~
A: This is very important ~ ~ You have met our Tibetan Lama ~ ~
B: I know ~ ~
Then kowtow ~
B: Ah ~ ~
A: That means people are religious ~ ~ ~
B: Right ~ ~
A: "bia" is just there ~ ~
B: It's not that difficult ~ ~
Really really ~ "boast" and kowtow ~ ~ ~
B: Right ~
I will be rich in the future. There are six lamas in my family ~
B: Why?
Answer: Wipe the floor ~ ~ ~
B: Huh? Use lamas as mops?
A: clean ~ clean ~
B: Yes, that was a thing of the past ~
A: That's in the future. Let's talk about eyes first.
B: That's right.
A: I'll go first.
B: It's on the western hills.
A: get off at 5 ~, the car is broken.
B: Yo!
This is a joke, isn't it? Go on foot ~
B: On foot?
A: You have to walk ~
B: Oh.
Answer: Be pious,
B: Ah.
A: Is it sincere enough to hike the Western Hills at noon 12 and work all morning?
B: That's good.
Are you religious enough?
B: Mm-hmm.
A: As soon as I entered the temple, the young monk greeted me ~
B: ah ~
A: Where do the donors come from? I said,' I'm from the eastern land of Datang.'
B: Huh? Have you ever studied the scriptures?
A: Don't joke ~ Don't joke ~
B: Exactly.
A: Are you here to apply for a visa? Still doing health care?
What kind of temple is this? Why do you still do health care?
A: This temple is called Baojian Temple.
B: What sword temple?
A: I think it's a legend ~ Gou Jian, the King of Yue ~ ~ It's cheap enough ~
B: who is cheap enough?
Answer: it's quite cheap ~ there is a big sword ~ and then that sword ~ grinds ~
B: (Stop) We don't listen to history.
Can you cut mutton slices?
B: What about the sliced mutton?
A: No, you don't understand this.
I don't understand. Just say this. ...
A: It's all science (second year students), it's all ~
B: You said the same thing in the temple ... ..
A: Yes, he later presented his sword and that, and built this temple called Baojian Temple ~
B: Oh, oh, oh ~ oh ~ ~
A: We are all asking for that little laughing sword ~
B: Oh ~ Amulet ~ ~ ~
Answer: Be a little guy and tie this amulet with a red rope ~ ~ ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
A: Big sword ~ Small sword ~ Right?
B: don't mention it, just ~
A: We ~ are willing to ask ~
B: Oh ~
A: I said I beg for a sword ~ Hey ~ Come with me in the back ~
B: Go in.
A: the master is in the back ~
B: ah ~
A: Go around the back ~ There is a meditation hall ~ The old monk is sitting there ~
B: Mm-hmm ~
A: Oh ~ big eyebrows ~ (compare a painting to the ground)
B: underground?
A: Ah ~ Then sit opposite (acting, meditation) and be a girl ~
B: be a girl?
A: Oh, this is so beautiful ~ so beautiful ~
B: What's this for?
A: do health care ~
B: still doing health care. This?
A: What the hell?
B: Nonsense ~ Why did she come here?
A: She also asked for a sword ~ asked for a sword ~
B: Oh, oh ~