Junior: Jump: First of all, you should treat yourself as a "hungry wolf" who hasn't eaten for more than ten days and treat her as an injured rabbit. With this feeling, you should know how to do it. Are you ready to go? ! ! What, you don't understand, TNND, get out, this place is not for children like you! ! ! Ha,,,,,

Level 2: tolerance: the so-called tolerance is to treat her like honey, love her and spoil her. Of course, you must do everything. As long as "being strict with yourself" is not allowed, you can agree. As a suitor, you can imagine yourself as "Brother Pig (Wukong is his youngest son)", and she, as long as she is beautiful, whatever, is extremely ugly, TNND, you can eat and admire this kind of stuff. It seems that you are already "shine on you is better than blue". Come to this lesson, Q! ! !

Level 3: Blow: This trick is a basic skill. Of course, you have to learn it first. Of course, for some men with "conscience", you may always remember what the teacher said, "Good boys don't lie." However, Confucius once said, "My fair lady is a gentleman." What? Maybe I remember wrong, that's "Teacher Tang (Wukong is his boss)"! ! ! Therefore, you should first put aside the so-called "courtesy, restraint and virtue" and think of yourself as "Sun Shengda". Of course, you can do anything and know everything. You know astronomy, geography, literature and rhythm in the east, cooking and housework in the west, beauty and fitness in the south, QQ and BOS in the north, and care and care in the middle (this is the best move)! ! ) not won't? I find it difficult to do it. Please go out and punish you for blowing a hundred balloons before you come back! ! ! !

Level 4: "Surprise": At this stage, you are quite familiar with her. What, she doesn't know your name yet? Get out! ! TNND, you haven't learned the above tricks yet. Of course, at this time, you can also invite some girlfriends to play the bad guys, and you can have another "hero to save the beauty", but this trick has been used in many TV dramas, so it is unlikely to succeed and easy to have flaws. At that time, you may "steal the chicken and not eat the rice"! ! So I introduce another technique, and the success rate can reach 99.999%! ! You must create some opportunities to surprise her. For example, shopping together, walking in for a while, the power went out, and the lights in the elevator went out. It was dark around. What a great opportunity! ! At this time, you can catch her and seize the opportunity ... (omit 50 words here), wow, that classmate, how come your hand is so dishonest, reaching into someone else's underwear and shrinking back! ! ! Be careful to screw up, and remember not to make too much moves at this time, otherwise your lady will mistakenly think that you are a pervert (oh, it's you, there is no way), which is not conducive to your progress! ! So please be patient. I really can't stand it. Don't worry. As the saying goes, "You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient." At this time, you should be more self-centered. You should comfort her, make her feel that you are the only person around her who can rely on you (well, that's it, after all, you are in the elevator now), and make her feel at ease, relaxed, safe and reliable! ! Finally, if she still doesn't want to leave your arms when the elevator is normal, oh, congratulations, you should know what to do.

Level 5: "Suck": Yes, after entering this stage, you should take appropriate actions, otherwise she will think you are a big idiot! ! Remember! ! At an appropriate occasion and opportunity (it's best to take her to see a romantic movie, you can choose the movie of Thai tank, and then you can walk under a dark tree), at this time you say emotionally, "Dear, I love you more than myself, just like" Mice Love Rice "! If one day, there is no you in my world, I will "steal chickens and not eat rice", so I can't live without you! I ... (omit 50 words here) ",then stick out your tongue, oh, don't stretch it too long, don't scare her, oh! ! Later, you will have a "python war" ... (omit the word 100 here). Please note that the time must be well grasped and cannot exceed two hours! ! ! ! Practice has proved that you will completely occupy more than 50% of her heart after this campaign. Of course, people with bad breath have to bear the consequences! ! !

The sixth level: "inverse": entering this stage shows that you have a certain position in her heart, and she has regarded you as a friend of a man! ! At this time, you can have your own opinions appropriately, and even ignore the valuable opinions of your dear girlfriend (pay attention to discretion). This is one of the ten most difficult tricks to apply, so you must use it carefully, or you will be at your own risk! ! ! Girls generally like obedient boys, but if you have a little emotion with her occasionally, it is conducive to the development of love! ! Even she may think you have a great personality, so she will appreciate you very much! ! Remember, this trick does not apply to the initial attack stage! !

Level 7: "Cold": If you can play more than 50% of the above secret skills, then you can definitely enter this step! By this time, you have been upgraded from a private to a staff sergeant. Of course, you are still far from the general! ! First of all, don't call her or meet her for three or five days. What, you can't stand it? It really doesn't grow up, you have to endure it! ! For the sake of lifelong happiness, suffer for a few days! If you still can't stand it, I suggest you go to the palace. At this time, your girlfriend (who can already be called a girlfriend) will wonder: "Does this boy have a new lover?" You will miss: "Hey, it's so boring. Where did that ATM go these days? " I really want to go shopping. Of course, I can eat, drink and be merry for free! "However, you have to pay attention to, you must have no bad record, otherwise,, ha, the consequence is proud! ! After these days, you can be a tiger. Remember not to bite that cute little sheep too hard! ! Ha,,,

Grade 8: "Shang": Of course, if at this stage, you don't know what even ants know, then you really have to go to kindergarten! ! Oh! ! However, you must pay attention to combining the other technologies mentioned above and integrating them to create the right time. Remember, opportunities don't always exist, you should be prepared first! ! You really don't know what to prepare. Of course, you must have a room, a bed and a quilt. BYT is not, it means quilt cover. What are you thinking about? Of course, it would be great if you could have that! ! If you still have no confidence, or she is unlikely to be with you at all, oh, that wine is the best assistant! ! First of all, get yourself drunk to about 80%, or get the other person drunk, and the effect will be better! ! Ha,,,, However, you have to prepare yourself first! ! What do you mean! ? You may be regarded as a "criminal in Qiang Jian", so,,, think for yourself! Of course, both sides are willing to have nothing! !

Ninth grade: "coax": why the ultimate stage is related to the happiness of your life! ! Success or failure is also in this battle! ! ! After what happened yesterday, you may become a "general" or a "prisoner" from now on. Of course, success or failure lies in your mouth. You have to coax, you have to pretend, and it is best to pretend to be very painful and regretful. It would be better if you add some visual effects or special effects! ! I don't understand. You can smoke yourself first, and it's the kind that draws blood. If you can't do it, please! ! Do you want to go in for a few years? "Men should be hard on themselves! ! "Then, take a knife and pretend to commit suicide! ! ! Remember, it's better to have the one without a sharp edge, or in case she really stung you, or you were not careful ... Then, ha, you're really finished! ! ! After all this trouble, if you are still alive, congratulations: she will really become your person! ! You also completed the transition from slave to general! ! But if ... that's your business, oh, I can't care! ! Oh,,,,

Level 10: Dump: Unless you don't want to pursue new goals, but want to spend your life with her, then you certainly don't need this move, otherwise, you will make this decision at this time! There are many reasons for breaking up, but you should remember one principle, that is: breaking up is not your fault, nor her fault, and has nothing to do with the third party. I want to know whose fault it is. Hey, "it's all the moon's fault! ! "You want to look sad and painful and scold yourself for nothing. It's really "pig and dog are not as good as". Don't be embarrassed, just suffer for your next goal! ! Make her feel that leaving you is the wisest choice! How come? Can't this China Merchants Bank work? Ah, it doesn't matter, you can use the last resort, that is, you can calmly tell her, "Honey, I don't want to leave you either, but I have a terminal illness (it's best to pick those incurable diseases, such as cancer and leukemia ..." How about getting rid of them? No, she is a spoony person. Hey, when you meet such a girl, you should cherish and love her. ! Oh, you don't want to be a hunter. Hey, all right, last resort. You can tell her that you have that AIDS! ! Are you sure it's okay? If you still can't get rid of it, hey, why don't you just have sex with yourself? It's bound to succeed, isn't it? ...

The above is purely entertainment, and if there are similarities, it is purely coincidental! ! !