Women love two kinds of flowers best, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. Speaking of a world full of love, lesbian ~ ~

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

I said don't do whatever you want, it won't happen again, it will lead to crime.

The friendship between girls is cultivated on the way to the toilet together.

Topher said: There are fewer and fewer important people. Important people are becoming more and more important.

What matters is not who you turn around and meet, but who you hope to meet.

Eat and drink. Don't take things to heart.

The best way to recall the past is to warm the music again and enjoy it at the right time.

Struggle is my private affair.

Time is always ancient because we always live in the past.

I was pulled out before I could flirt.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

It turns out that Wukong has always been very sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Life is actually very happy! Depends on which angle you stand.

I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot when I hold grudges.

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

I've been much more energetic since I got crazy.

Miss the saddest but most touching memory.

I am always uneasy, so I become tough.

Love is like raindrops, the more you think about it, the more chaotic it is.

I said don't do whatever you want, it won't happen again, it will lead to crime.

The friendship between girls is cultivated on the way to the toilet together.

Topher said: There are fewer and fewer important people. Important people are becoming more and more important.

What matters is not who you turn around and meet, but who you hope to meet.

Eat and drink. Don't take things to heart.

The best way to recall the past is to warm the music again and enjoy it at the right time.

Struggle is my private affair.

Time is always ancient because we always live in the past.

It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

Healthy and relaxed; Live, relax. Life is not easy.

My life is up to me, not to heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

If people really live to be shameless, how can they live?

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will.

How far is forever? Get out, boy!

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

Format yourself just to delete you.

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Only mom is good in the world, and so is dad.

1, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight.

I called my date and she answered.

3. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

I want to be a wing bird in the sky and a pig in the same circle on the ground.

5, two ears don't smell things outside the window, read only e-books.

6. There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room.

7. It's not easy to find me, let alone find me!

8. Who can not shoot the China national football team for a minute?

9. Actually, I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to be smart.

10, everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

1 1. Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money.

12, I watched too many movies and turned on the gas for fear of blowing myself up.

13, I can't stand it. I raped my doll for you.

14, whoever uses a honey trap for me, I will play along.

15, if you want to fight, I will fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.

16, Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

17, please remember when going out: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

18, although I look very brainless, I am actually unhappy.

19, I lost my temper and I was afraid that others would hit me.

20. Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!

2 1, the world has its own paradise, so let heaven tidy up you!

22. Every parent has jet lag, and it is obvious to say 1: 30.

23, like a mad dog, I was bitten and flexed too much, so I am glad.

24, hang a mosquito net to sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

25, believe you 10%, blind; Trust you, 20%, life imprisonment.

26. Even if life is a tragedy, make a top-grade blue and white porcelain.

27. Ma Ma is on a business trip, and Baba is floating around like a kite with a broken line.

28. Give me a boat full of women and I can kill myself!

29, don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only there is no result but also make pigs unhappy!

30. I talk like thunder and I'm a little crazy. Just call me Lei Ming.

3 1, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

32. Happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

33. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

34. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

35. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

36. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

37, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

38. This idiom is actually used to describe ancient and modern female artists!

Uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her run out in class.

40. Grandma said: The power is out, light candles, and then watch TV.

4 1, looking at beautiful women in the street, the high is appreciation, and the low is hooliganism.

42, sleepy is a word, I only say it once, you know I only use sleepy to express it.

43. Not many people wash their hearts, and there are feet all over the street. Virtue is rare, and beauty is everywhere.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

45. whether the coat is clean or not, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket.

46. If I can't get married one day, please bury me in if you are the one.

47. One person always feels lonely, and two people always feel more annoyed.

48. Freshmen are familiar with each other; The younger brother of the second grade fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination.

There are always many coincidences in life, and two parallel lines may meet one day.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

5 1, the furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

52. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

53. What is the most important thing for you to learn from Lei Feng? Holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home.

54. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

56. The next time a man scolds you for having thick legs, you should answer him, only your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

57. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

58. About thongs: I used to take off my underwear to see my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear.

59. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary. Enemies don't believe your explanation, and friends don't need your explanation.

60. Teacher, just follow the old lady! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

6 1, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

62, don't be proud, only young people know to play dirty, don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

63. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag! .

64. Men have broken their heads and sent me money every day. Waiting in line for me to pick, I will never get old!

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

66. shh! I stand in front of you and look at you affectionately, will you? Give you a day.

67, flying over the eaves and walking over the wall, thousands of feet, which otaku does not waste paper. Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking people? Who are you going to sleep with tonight?

68. Anonymous wrote in his blog diary: One day, I got drunk, reached out and touched my cell phone and chastity, and fell asleep!

69. I forgot wearing a short skirt, and Nima still wears leggings! Will I still peek at you? Trust between people is gone.

70. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

7 1, the little mouse's speech, the mouse's grandmother said it was ill. So, mother mouse said, well, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later.

72. Some girls don't bubble and rebel; When you see a girl, you bubble and do good things; Thin thighs, stunts, small ass, endless!

73. I've been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who hasn't even educated minors, and wants to educate adults.

74. The night is too beautiful, failure is too dangerous, there are always people who stay up all night with black eyes, I am too tired, I am sobbing, I am willing to lose everything and shed tears.

75, a long drought meets the rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating the gold medal list, the dream life is four kinds of misery!

76. Recently, a shop called Drum and Gun was opened, and money was rolling in. Every time someone buys a drum set, his neighbor will come to buy a gun the next day.

77. Common sense must be repeated, otherwise it will be forgotten; Injustice must be exposed, otherwise it will continue to do evil; Justice must be hyped, or it will be buried alive.

78, the head can't be broken, and the dyed hair looks good; No bleeding, no white head; Shoes should not be worn out. When you visit your girlfriend, you need oil. The car can't be small, you can travel by car.

79. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. I am willing to convert to Christianity for the happiness of my next life!

80. Funny SMS on mobile phone: If there is no wind, the cloud will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Stupid people wouldn't exist without you.

8 1, the volume of your class during the day is much lower than that of your self-study at night, which is extremely abnormal. If this happens to wild animals, it means a big natural disaster is coming.

82. Who says there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? Boys are more like Niu Wangmo. It's not that we are too dissolute, and we can't be frivolous without money. Love painting has never been a pervert! Gentlemen, line up! Occasionally caught a strong J case, but also a female rogue!

In the middle of the night, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a gloomy smile, Rejoice is so confident!

Talk about the character of Niu B.

1, don't argue with my brother, who is also very open. 2. Women's universities have changed since 18 and become more and more casual.

3. Gorgeous silence may be liberation.

I give my heart to you, you and him, piss on me.

5. Bed rest is the minimum respect for weekends.

6, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

7, what to do, see where you are not pleasing to the eye!

8. Only women know who a bitch is.

9. What I fear most is that I will leave if I don't keep you.

10, looking back, I found this road so lonely.

1 1. To love is to learn to trust someone.

12, I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

13, I just like you, but I don't have to be together.

14, there is no rehearsal in life, every day is live broadcast!

15, Senior Brother is either in Jianghu or on his way to Jianghu.

16, not degenerate in debauchery, but degenerate in silence.

17, why do you want to hold on to what should be put down?

18, I bet my heart, what I care about is winning.

19, endless tolerance will only encourage the arrogance of dogs.

20. There must be unspeakable conflicts and struggles in the depths of love.

2 1, life, like a piece of Wang Yang sea, is boundless.

22. Your eyes are the sea I will never see again.

23. You are the one who makes me laugh the most brilliantly and cry the most thoroughly.

24. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

25. I have been awake, watching myself sink.

26, love, this game, it hurts too much! I can't afford to play!

27. My sister's bottle of makeup remover scared away many ignorant little men.

28. I am a zombie, and I live as long as the sky: I want to dye half the sky with blood.

You said I was wrong, so you'd better prove that you are right.

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

3 1, it's not mine. I don't want it. It's mine that others will never touch.

32. I bet on the happiness of my life. How can you give up on me and let me lose?

Keep smiling, it will annoy those who hate you.

34. Standing in a crowd, no happiness or unhappiness will be drowned out.

Love is called love because it looks like fertilization.

36. Words mean giving human beings a chance to talk nonsense.

Although you are not my sweetheart, I want to be your childhood friend.

I am not kind, so don't try to touch or rob my people.

39. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

40. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

4 1, if you see anything wrong with me, just ask me. I won't change it anyway!

42. Go back and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to wipe your face.

43. Later, we all went our separate ways, and no one waited for anyone.

44. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

45. I wish I could block the news of Tencent, at least it won't make me happy.

46. Poppy is poisonous, but you are more poisonous than poppy. If you are addicted, you can't quit.

47. I will tell you happily that I can live happily without you.

48. We are all young, we don't know love, we don't know hate, we don't know pain, we only know injury.

49. Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape from the heavy rain.

You can't be the happiest self, but you must be the truest self.

5 1, I hate hanging out with those gangsters. I didn't go out to play.

52. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

53. Don't think that abandoning the old for the new is shameless. Don't cling to persistence.

54. Man, you are handsome and awkward. If you want to play with love, please go home and grow good food first.

55. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Who wants to wear clothes without arms?

56. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

57. Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

58. Disappointment and injustice do not need to be explained. The more you explain, the more chaotic it is.

59. If you lay a finger on my brothers and sisters, I will ruin your whole heaven!

Teacher, don't call students stupid. If we all know what you want! .

6 1, because I love you, I gave up everything; And you smiled and pretended not to know.

62. Is there anyone funnier than me? Baidu shows that there is no such person.

63. If the night can devour my body, I will have no bones.

64. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.

65. When the happiness you want really comes, no one cherishes it.

66. Son, stop being depressed. You should be as lively and cheerful as a psychopath.

67. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

68. Don't fucking step on the labor wound and ask me if it hurts. Do you fucking hurt if labor tramples on you?

69. As long as you stand by me in the chaos, I will be calm and secure.

70. Eat, drink and be friends together. Playing without eating or drinking is called brother.

7 1, the enemy 3000 won't let it go, just fight for the brothers. Ask my brother how long he will do it and how long his heart will beat!

72. I was suspended for the first time not because of my poor grades, but because I helped my brother fight. He spoke ill of my brother.

73. I am a hypocritical person. Because I am afraid of getting hurt, I always like to put myself in a virtual world.

74. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.

75. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

76. The first person to find out that you are eating in class is your bad friend, and then fight for it. All the voices were shouted out by the teacher.

77. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

78. I want to be a male bastard in thought, a good man in life, a handsome guy in appearance and an Altman in psychology.

79. Yesterday, a buddy's daughter-in-law was pregnant and I was singing. I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

80. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.

150 signature of the best B.

1, the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

I am not your sunshine doll, so I don't have to smile at you all the time.

3, reluctant to let go. Lovelorn, unforgettable.

4. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school parking lot and kick your bike one by one.

I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

6. How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?

7. Praise a female classmate in person: You are a clear water!

8. I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

9. Learn from me where the Mediterranean Sea is. I said to her with a map!

Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers.

1 1. Men and women don't give and receive. China has a population of1300 million.

School is a new beginning. I don't want to disappoint anyone.

13, if my love hurts anyone, then I will give up my love.

14, teacher, don't bother to change deskmates, I can chat with anyone.

15, go your own way and occasionally copy other people's way.

16, you are a ball tied with a rope. If you run away, I can pull you back.

17, son, there is a virus in your computer another day, which means you have grown up!

18, animals are easy to fall, but the heart is difficult to fall; Gullies are easy to fill, but people are hard to fill!

19. Adversity and hardship are the highest institutions of learning to hone personality.

20. I'm looking forward to going to class, and I'm also looking forward to going to school. It turns out that my goal is very persistent.

2 1, don't ask others why, ask yourself why.

22, illness from the mouth, disaster from the mouth, shut up the safest!

23, together or not together, which do you think is more disappointing?

Everyone has a wound in his heart, where the sky once fell.

25, suddenly looking back, scared the whole country, thunder came to the city, I saw you.

26. The sign of being old may not be the appearance of being old, but the inner persistence.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

28. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

I used to regard you as my other half, but now I laugh at my past.

30, alas, how do you live, how do you come step by step?

3 1, children regard toys as friends, and adults regard friends as toys.

32. There are always 30 days and 20 days in a month when I don't want to study.

33. Maybe you are too cute, maybe I like it too much. Anyway, I want to sleep with you.

34. In this weather, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog.

35, work should be busy and orderly, don't be nervous to grab time.

I don't want you to treat me like a child. I just want you to treat me like a man.

37. A person may be a goddess, but once she is intimate with her, she immediately becomes a female nerve.

38. If I don't work hard! What the hell is that bitch who seduced my man!

39. When I saw you, my mood was even more tangled than going to the grave.

40. You asked me how much I love you, and I killed you on behalf of the moon.

4 1, smile, ten years old, talk less about feelings and sleep more!

You are the money in my hand, and you will never escape from my palm.

43. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

44. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, you must learn to enjoy it.

45. It's good enough that you don't get a response.

46. I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.

47. The real society made me realize the real people.

48. The personality you think is actually blind.

49. Mm-hmm, I wish you 7 spaces in your next life.

50. If you want to fight, I'll fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.

5 1. If you fall, get up, change your posture and fall again.

52. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

53. The effect of contraception is that if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

54, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, fascinated by a count.

55. Let's miss the vigorous past and watch the long flowing water after the scenery.

I didn't know what pain was until you hurt my whole body.

57. The weather forecast says; There will be a tornado tomorrow, and everything couples go out will be blown away.

Seeing others holding hands, I can only hold hands with my left hand.

59. Three key words about the future: with whom, where and getting old.

60. Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, but you still don't trust.

6 1, the most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: smoking is harmful to health!

62. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

63. When you were born, how did you avoid all human beings perfectly?

64. Do we like being single, or do we have someone in our hearts that we can't let go of?

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

66.QQ pervert, do you dare to exchange QQ usage days with me?

67, you are so shameless and heartless, it should be very light!

68. Your cheeks are reddish and shy, especially like a pig's head in the wind.

69. I don't have loneliness and wine. I only have a small bike. Would you like to go with me?

70, girls, change husbands after watching a Korean drama.

You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood.

72. Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't live.

73. When you go out, there are no birds, and thousands of people live and die.

74. When I was in primary school, the most embarrassing sentence was: Wait for me after school!

75. Live for yourself, not for love.

76. Will you miss me when I miss you?

77. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

78. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.

79. Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.

80, without the dialogue of nutrition, I really want to pee and fertilize it.

8 1, there will be no pie in the sky, because we don't believe it.

82. I know that you still love me, although we have accepted the reason for separation.

83. What's the use of learning English? Aren't those letters?

84. I know I can't go, I know I should stop, and my heart still comes to you.

85. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

86, you don't deserve to make public in the black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.

87. I come from the countryside. Do you think highly of me?

88. Happiness is that Russia holds your hand, but you hold it tighter.

89. Don't always kiss up. Horses also get hemorrhoids.

90. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

9 1. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

92. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

93. Crying indecisively shows weakness. Maybe I've been strong for too long

94. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

95. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

96. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

97. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

98. Russia said that no one would make Russia cry again.

99. If you were not stingy, you wouldn't be so low!

100, I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.

10 1, the highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

102, you ignore my love, and tomorrow I will make you unattainable.

103, when I wrote the yellow book, you were still swallowing meconium in the womb!

104, because you are not willing, you should try to make yourself better.

105, don't let your casual words and deeds make people instantly annoying.

106, if I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.

107, sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful behavior.

108, you didn't give it to me. Is she involved?

109, good morning is more precious than good night, because no one will think of you when they wake up.

1 10, I love you, come back for you, fuck you, I love you.

1 1 1. I will remember you with black hair and love you with white hair until I am old.

1 12, I won't do what I regret, I will only do what you regret.

1 13, you always like playing with fire or setting yourself on fire.

1 14, lend me a tree to rely on and complete the only study I don't want to regret.

1 15. You can still drink water when it's cold, but it's hard to heat it when your heart is cold.

1 16, I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.

1 17, you may not have love for a long time, but you will have children.

1 18, I don't know what retention is, I only know that people who love me will not leave.

1 19, while you were away. Suddenly feel empty around.

120, people, just live once, live in arrogance.

12 1.

122, I am good-looking, you should be patient.

123, a threesome must have my wife, choose the beautiful one.

124, a love is nine points, it can't be achieved without love.

125, your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.

126, you have me in your world from now on. Be careful, there will be no peace.

127, don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

128, I looked up and saw that love was gone, and the whole universe was crying.

129, I'm not a square soothsayer, so I can't say so much as you like.

130, reading travel novels every day, looking at the toilet is like a hole passing through.

13 1, I'm so cute for my age. I am really a sinner.

132, the century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic!

133, if you want to rekindle the old love, please tell me first and let me leave gracefully.

134, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

135, two tigers, one with no eyes, the other didn't come back after going to the toilet.

136, I don't need to feed you, can you not give me water?

137, if you are still unwilling, it is not time to give up.

138, I'd like to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

139. Loving you is not an end, but a lifelong love.

140, social deterioration, the earth needs to reinstall the system.

14 1. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

142, don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

143, my god, something's on my mind. Actually, I understand you.

144, don't pretend to be B, pretend to be struck by lightning, see a doctor if you are sick, and don't moan if you are sick.

145, I wanted a schoolmaster, but I didn't expect to give it to a schoolmaster class.

146, sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness.

147 eldest brother, I heard that second brother's meat is more expensive than master's.

148, even if we live in sewers, we still have the right to look up at the stars.

149. Meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.

150, sometimes, I always feel that I still have so much.