In the summer evening, a mixed football horse race is about to begin, and the cheerleaders and players are ready.
Cheerleading teams composed of beautiful school flowers appeared on the playground in beautiful short skirts, which became the most beautiful scenery on the playground.
I have been on the football team since I got up. I am the king of fitness. I can kick the ball dozens of meters away with one foot, which is awesome. Many girls cheer when I appear.
Come out, Wang Gang, who is physically strong, walked out of the door of the teaching building with the ball, and the beautiful women began to cheer! The physical fitness king plays a handsome role and intends to kick the ball from the gate of the teaching building to the playground.
At the moment he kicked off, for some reason, the ball didn't fly high into the stadium, but flew straight to the cheerleaders, and the girls were caught off guard. Bang, the ball hit a beautiful woman's ass. Under the eyes of the public, the physical fitness king hit the beautiful classmate's ass with the ball, and the audience was silent for an instant.
Wait, that's not the point. The point is, the devil wears a tie, and then a large piece of red "band-aid" falls out of the skirt of the hitting beauty, and suddenly the whole frying pan is full!
In the end, the game didn't go on that day ... My physical fitness king was "wanted" for more than half a month.
Share it with you. It was in high school, and the toilets in the school were public toilets, with rows of toilets and no partitions. At that time, the power supply was tight and power was often cut off at night. Once, I went to the toilet with my friends after class at night, but I caught up with the toilet and there was no electricity. The whole toilet was dark. So I found a position based on my previous feelings. As soon as my friend finds a place, he is ready to release water. Suddenly, a voice whispered, someone! That scene is quite embarrassing!
Another time, when I first entered the university, I just divided the dormitory into dormitories, and then everyone found their own dormitory. Then each bed was labeled with a corresponding name. Mine is the upper berth, so I lived in the upper berth for about a year. At that time, there was no air conditioning in the dormitory, and it was the kind that hung an electric fan. Living in the upper bunk is naturally close to the electric fan. I always take care to avoid being hit by an electric fan. After lights out in the boys' dormitory at night, everyone likes to talk about the whole world. Then one night, my brother who slept in the lower bunk suddenly said mysteriously, in fact, I used to sleep in the upper bunk. I was the first to enter the dormitory at the beginning of school, and then I found that the electric fan on the upper berth was very close, so I secretly changed the bed number to the lower berth for fear of my life. Now it seems that you have lived for a year, and your life is not in danger, Nima! The dormitory is in an uproar! Dude, you're hiding deep enough!
What funny things happened to everyone at school? You can tell them and we can talk together.
About me and my best friend in junior high school.
One sunny afternoon, when the head teacher was away, my best friend and I wanted to surf the Internet in cut class. We just climbed the wall, and there is an agricultural bank next to it. An armored car, three escorts pointed guns at us and asked,' What's it for?' We had never seen such a formation, so we were afraid and said weakly, "Skip class." The escort said, "Go back." We just turned around and saw the headmaster standing by the wall shouting' What are you two doing?' My best friend reacted quickly and said,' Find someone.' The headmaster roared, "Get out." ..... We want to turn down again and see uncle escort's question mark face, hahaha.
As students, there are too many funny facts in class, because we were always so naive at that time, so what we did was also very funny.
For example, in class, we always like to pile books high, then block our heads and bury them under the books. We always think that teachers can't see and don't know what we are doing. In fact, teachers always see clearly on it, and then we bubble noodles, read novels and play games below. At first, the teachers ignored us. Then after a while, when we were eating instant noodles or playing novel games or watching intensely, the teacher suddenly took us away by surprise. At this time, the students next to us will laugh, and we will be reluctant and embarrassed. In retrospect, I think it's quite funny.
Secondly, our Chinese teacher always asks us some simple questions in class. If we say no at this time, then our Chinese teacher will say when she hears your answer, I want to jump off a building, and the students in our class will always say, go jump, and we will never stop you. After that, we will laugh. Our Chinese teacher is also embarrassed, and we don't know what to do. At this time, we will start trying to coax her again.
Secondly, I think there is something even funnier, that is, when we study by ourselves, sometimes everyone is making a noise. At this time, if someone comes in and says that the head teacher is coming, then we will be quiet at once. At this time, if that person tells you that he is lying, we all feel speechless and laugh at the same time.
The student days are always the best. A series of things that happened in class are the best memories in our lives, and also a funny past in the process of our life growth. So we also know that each of us will remember and cherish them, and those funny things will become the most beautiful rainbow in our lives. Finally, I hope everyone can cherish school life. Cherish what happened in the class for a few years, it will become an unforgettable experience in our life.
These are my views and answers to this question. I hope you can give me valuable advice. We will exchange and learn from each other, and wish everyone happiness and sunshine every day. thank you
Class, all kinds of wonderful and funny. The first one fell asleep. My deskmate knocked on the table in my ear. I suddenly stood up and stretched myself without opening my eyes. "Why did you finish class so early today?" What to eat at noon? "Then the whole class looked at me in surprise, and the teacher threw an eraser at me angrily." Get out! " "
Second, the teacher copied the questions on the blackboard in front, and the students looked up and copied them with exercise books. This is the boldness of our class, quietly walking behind the teacher and writing "I was wrong. The test paper is posted behind the teacher. Then the whole class looked at the teacher and laughed secretly, making the teacher suddenly turn around and find the paper at the back. "Who did it?" I cleaned the toilet after school. "As a result, after school that day, I boldly went to clean the toilet.
Third, in class, I dropped my pen and bent down to pick it up. As a result, I found that the male classmate in the front row was holding the hand of the female deskmate all the time and found a chance. The male classmate in front took his hand away, and I reached over and held the hand of the female classmate in the front row. It feels so good.
One of my roommates is very strange. One night around nine o'clock, the three of us were hungry and wanted to order takeout, so we started our research there. Who knows that the buddy just turned off the light at nine o'clock? The key is to turn off the light and stay up until we know that the three of us are there watching takeout. Then I didn't like it and opened it again. He said a few words to himself, with a little swearing tone. I got angry directly. Finally, I was persuaded by other roommates. Finally, I didn't order takeout, so I turned off the light and went to bed. Who knows, that guy is sitting in that dish and chanting. This scared me to death. I didn't dare to sleep for fear that he would stab me in the middle of the night. After three hours of persistence, he lay there, and I waited for a long time without movement before falling asleep.
1. I remember that in high school at that time, every student had to wear a badge. This is checked from time to time, and all the students feel embarrassed. They took it off as soon as they entered the classroom. I remember one morning when self-study was suddenly checked, and the monitor shouted in a panic: Get the bra up and check it quickly.
2. During the break, I was bored looking at the playground and suddenly saw a couple fighting on the grass, so I said, "Now couples are really hot-eyed." Then the whole class was quiet for an instant, and after three seconds, they began to burst into laughter. All eyes were looking at me. It turned out that two sissies were quarrelling and were amused by my words. Ha ha ha ha ha, since then, there has been an ironic saying in our class, "Today's lover-spicy eyes."
When I was in primary school, I was beaten by my mother one morning. Whatever the reason, my mother will hit me. That morning, my mother greeted me with a gourd ladle. After the fight, I went to school. I was late. I cried piteously at the door of the classroom. The teacher opened the door. Seeing my black and blue face, I was surprised to ask what happened. I was very wronged at that time, so I said that I was beaten by my mother, and I cried when I said it. The teacher also gave me a deep hug. Although the scene looked warm, I obviously heard the students in the classroom who wanted to laugh because of internal injuries.
There are many more. It's funny anyway.
There was a power outage in junior high school, so everyone lit candles to study in the evening ~ The next day, when the candles were not used up, the students touched the candles on the podium floor and rowed over to play. Candles are slippery. After the students played between classes, they slipped on the head teacher in class, and the head teacher was angry. The key is that one day four teachers slipped away, and there were four teachers in four classes in the morning. At noon, the class teacher supervised the cleaning of the platform.
Once, I changed my name to my father in the address book of my classmate's mobile phone. That day, my classmate was sleeping in class, and I sent him a text message saying, son, come back and take the bus. I won 10 million in the lottery today. I saw my classmate running out with his schoolbag on his back. When the teacher asked you why you wanted to go, that classmate dumped me and ran away. The hospital's wifi is very fast, and the classmates are in the next bed.
I remember after the college entrance examination in Grade Two and Grade Three. During class, my deskmate was sleeping when the head teacher suddenly came in. The first sentence is: "You are a senior three now!" "My deskmate sat up in fear and stared at me with big dog eyes and said," How long have I fucking slept? " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"