1 Why is this? 2 Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out. I am so talented. I was a tailor in my last life. Everyone says I am ugly, but my mother is rare. My mother said, "Oh, son, you were so beautiful when you were a child!" " Mom knows that when I was a child, I went to the park behind your back. Many old people surrounded me and asked me, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" 5 it is still necessary to develop slowly when you become famous. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you said that red is not good for big green. Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store. I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much is this dress? She said, 180 yuan. I said, do you want to sell it for 30 yuan? She said sell, and then let me pay, I said, I don't buy, just stroll around. When the sun shines in the east, why am I like a mountain gun? How happy am I? 9- I think you are too young. This cosmetic is very effective. When you look at people who are all 60, who can know who is 60? Nobody has flowers-yes, cactus. When I was in bloom in' 60, I would visit 10 pia. I am naughty! ! 1 1 A person's life is actually very short, and sometimes it is the same as sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day passes. Howl, close your eyes, and your life will be over. Howl ~ ~ ~ ~12 I said you are still chasing, I am home! ! 13 Stop filming, just come to my class and have a rest! 14 I see who didn't applaud, lying in front of your window in the middle of the night ~~ 15 My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang, and my English name is Yang Xiaoshen 16, an old girl. You can arrest me ~~ 17 I'm in a hurry. I'm going astray. Oh, my God, I told you there are no crotch in the tunnel. 18 I am a person of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity! 19 days, I really want my little schoolbag. Q7, you can't afford it if you can't afford it! After 320 ... 15 20 discount, I never ask others what I can do. 2 1 I'm dead ~ ~ 22 audience friends ~ ~ They all say I look like a pervert ~! I'm telling you, I'm actually normal ~ ! ! ! 23 days, killing people ~ 24 strolling on the floor, no matter who told me not to look back. It's time for my class to howl, instead of clapping all the time. You hurt your wrist. My heart hurts. I am a cotton (bird) flower suit! ! ! ! Hey, I said you don't run when others run, right ... you despise me! I said, why don't you webbed ~ ~ I'm coming ... come to see my brother on the 28th? I'm Tang Xiao, Enna ~ I'm in my daughter's country ~ I'm old and cruel ~ slap my mouth, pia pia's! All that glitters is not gold. Send a friend a song different from Chen Shui-bian, a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province. Give you the theme song of the famous American rock TV series "Water Margin" and the opening song of "Flower Escort". Dao Lang's lover gives you 365,438+0 friends. They say I kowtowed at first sight. Actually, I don't kowtow at all If you don't believe me, I can't catch up at a glance. After practicing for 78 ~ 34 years, I want to get rid of poverty and become rich, and learn to sing duet 35. Then Iraq, you said the country was going yellow. 36- You are so ugly that you go out for a walk and stay at home. -Just watching you hit a tree. Thank you for your silence ~ 38 Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never even been to countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam and Singapore, and Russia ~ 39 Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented. I think I can't breathe ... Ah ... I'm going to be short of breath. Hello, aunt and husband ~ 42 (imitating Adu). Did you hear that? Sigh ~ I haven't sung it yet ~ 43. Sister, don't be afraid that I am a person or a ghost ~ 44. I'm shameless ~ 45. I'm telling you that I'll wear my leisure suit ~ 46. The question of whether I'm a man or a woman's coat is also contradictory to me ~ 47. Grandma, it's great that you really don't wear a coat ~ 48. Grandma, I'm not a gadget. 49. Are you back? Please sit down! The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li! 5 1 mineral water ~ fried fish fillets with tea, eggs and sausages ~ Xiao Shenyang called 52 when he said he was a stewardess. On behalf of my bodyguard bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant level and my pet Koizumi, I thank my friends for praising me as 53, which is a feeling of the sea. . . 54 mu (this pronunciation is really similar, thanks to the inventor), can you still hurt silver after eating it? Why don't you hurt me? You despise me, don't you? I'm coming. . . Sister, guess how much this small bag costs. Guess, 320, do you believe it? It is 15 after the discount. Well, it's always cheap. Brother 57, you are my father. Come out, fourth uncle. What should I call you, auntie? 59 just stroll around Pia. I won't look back if anyone recruits me. Just stroll around. 60-year-old girl, you can catch me Sister 6 1, when did you come? Why didn't you call me? 62 (An old man carves a tablet in front of the grave) Go to sleep first, son. Who chose my name wrong and I came out to change it? "Oh, I go to, isn't it old, isn't it LanJi? 64- Oh, brother, are you singing a duet? Your name is Xiao Shenyang? -How? -Oh, my God, I see you look good. You feel like the sea. -Do you like me, little sister? Are you in love with me? Don't get me wrong, I get seasick. I feel sick at the sight of the sea. Who's that girl? She is a pure man. The most painful thing in life is that someone dies and the money is spent ~ ~ ~ ~! The most painful thing in life is that people are not dead and money is gone ~ ~ ~! Teacher Bi took a picture of me ~~ 68. Is it there or not? Oh, my God! 70, huh? Don't move, alas, don't you know who it is? You just (stunned) don't make any noise, don't make any noise, no, not Bai, Lao Bi, are you Mr. Bi? Oh, my God, Mr. Bi is here. Why did you come out? Oh, my God, come on, come on, I'm going to run soon ~ ~ Miss Bi ~~ 7 1 Sigu: I admire you the most ~ You look so creative ~ It's like a car accident ~ ~ I'll be in tears for the rest of my life ~ I must find a rider in my next life. Small Shenyang: It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse. Fourth Aunt: The Tang Priest is also better than you. Small Shenyang: Yes, live if you can, eat meat if you can't live ~ and you can live forever. 72 days, the old cow is awesome. 73. You said this thing is ~ 74. This ... is really not ... 75 My other half is ugly, unlike other girls, because he is a mixed-race girl, his mother is from Shenyang and his father is from Tianjin ~ 76. If you want to watch a duet happily, you can watch football. If you want to die, you can watch China Football ~~ 78. Hao ~ seeing the wall of someone else's house fall down, we are unable to help, but we don't push it. This is a kind of; Others are eating pickles and porridge, while we are eating meat. We can't give anyone a piece, but we try not to eat it. This is also a kind of ~ ~ 79- do you know who you look like, sister? Don't you know? -I don't know. -Have you ever seen a dragon slayer? -Yeah ~-That Zhou Zhiruo in there ...-Hehe, really? -Her master, the teacher of extinction ... 80- She is the best at pretending, maybe she will show off in an ostentatious manner, or she can always show off in an ostentatious manner ~ ~ ~ 8 1- 0/-Nice shot! ~ ~ ~ Oh, my God ~ ~ 82-The guy took one look, and the apple was smashed into pieces with a bang. This guy was very calm and blew the gun: "Hoo ~ I'm Zorro." That guy took a glance, and with a bang, the grapes were scattered, and this guy also calmly blew the muzzle: "Hoo ~ I'm Bond. "It's his turn, my mind he may not put a sesame what drops of hao ~ ~? Put such a big watermelon ~ this family aims at three points, and their hands are shaking. With a gunshot, the girl's head was blown off, and everyone around her was stunned. She ran away: "Oh, my God ~ ~ ~ Kill people ~ ~" At this time, Sun Xiaobao was very calm and blew the gun: "Hoo ~ me! "Hey, old emails, I don't know who is older. Hehe, how old were you in' 58? You shouldn't be as old as me, should you, Hao? I call you sis, huh? Together, together? Don't be angry, it's okay, don't be angry, don't worry, it's just a joke. 84 stepped on my foot ~ ~ ~ ~! Sister 85, can you take a look at me? Play for a while! Take a picture, Dia! Tianqi ~ ~ ~ 88 music ready ~ ~? Music! Small Shenyang: You always say that we men are Shen Chunyang: What small Shenyang: You should praise us men: The great poet said that we men are like mountains, tall and majestic. Shen Chunyang: Well, you men are bigger than the mountain, and we women are bigger than the sea, but you are in a mountain, and our sea has drowned us. Shenyang: You are bigger than the sea and I am bigger than the boat, so I will go there to play Shen Chunyang: You are bigger than the boat and I am bigger than the Prime Minister. The prime minister can sail in his stomach. Shenyang: You are better than the Prime Minister, and I am better than the Emperor. You are better than the emperor, and I am better than the empress dowager. Shenyang: You are better than the Empress Dowager and I am better than the Emperor's Father without me. Shen Chunyang: Why? Shenyang: It's bad enough that you have a string-pulling baby. Shen Chunyang: If there were no women in the world, whoever would buy clothes in the store and not buy them would lose money. Shen Chunyang: Who will cook for you instead of eating to lose weight? Shen Chunyang: Who will wash your clothes and pants? Shenyang: Just talk nonsense. If there were no women in the world, what pants would we men wear? We wear pants to guard against you women.