2. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.
I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!
5. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
6. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
7. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
8. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.
9. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
10. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
1 1. Many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".
12. I'm still eating this thing. I may think I gain weight too slowly.
13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
14. I slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.
15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Don't gain weight after meals.
17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (II) 18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
19. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
20. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
2 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
22. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
24. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.
25. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
26. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!
27. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.
Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!
3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
32. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...
33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
34. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself for gaining weight (Chapter III) 35. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
37. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
39. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!
40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
4 1. Fat is fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
42. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
43. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!
I can turn over in such a short distance.
45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
46. If you can afford it, you won't be so picky as a thin man. If you don't eat this, you won't do it.
47. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.
48. Fat people are always updating their closets.
49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.
50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
I feel a little self-deprecating because I have gained weight recently. Tell me about this series.
I laugh at myself because I have gained weight recently. I didn't gain weight this winter, but I gained three pounds compared with October.
2. life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.
I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.
4. I feel that I am as fat as a big fat man now, eating more and more completely out of control, and eating whatever I want!
5. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.
6. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. If I don't eat this, I'll quit.
7. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.
8. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
9. Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.
10. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.
1 1. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.
12. The child is getting fatter and cuter.
13. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
14. The biggest happiness of fat people is to eat too much and get fat.
15. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm old and call myself fat. It's too difficult.
16. I slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.
17. No wonder you can't lose weight.
18. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.
19. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
20. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!
2 1. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.
22. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.
24. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.
I laugh at myself because I have gained weight recently. 25. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
26. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
27. When you are so fat that you cross your legs, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.
28. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.
29. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!
30. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
3 1. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year, so sad.
32. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.
33. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.
34. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.
35. Fitness is hard, but it's cool to have a healthy and beautiful figure. It's not good to be fat, but it's cool to gain weight.
36. I am already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to turn back.
37. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
38. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.
There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.
40. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?
4 1. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.
42. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.
43. I have become more and more unhappy recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!
44. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.
45. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
46. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
47. As soon as you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.
48. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?
Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight.
Talk about the humorous mood of the circle of friends getting fat (1) 1. Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.
Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
I wanted to be a lightning bolt this year, illuminating your eyes, but I didn't want to be a solid wall, blocking your sight.
6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
7. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.
8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
9. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
10. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.
1 1. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.
12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.
13. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it were blown away …
14. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
15. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
16. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.
17. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
18. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!
19. A fat man is fatter than others.
20. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.
Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (2) 1. With such a little distance, I will be able to turn over soon.
2. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!
3. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to be fat for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
7. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
8. What's the point of being fat? I am from thin down.
9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.
10. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
1 1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.
12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
13. The biggest happiness of fat people is to eat too much and get fat.
14. My beauty is not worthy.
15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."
16. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
17. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
18. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.
19. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?
20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
Let's talk about the humorous mood in the circle of friends (3) 1. The face is fat several times. It is lucky to look at the fat face and try to make your life more complete.
My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.
4. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.
In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
6. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
7. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. When I lost weight, I must repay you.
Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?
9. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
10. It's not that we are too fat, it's you.
1 1. My three shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!
12. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.
13. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."
14. I am not fat, I am just thin.
15. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.
16. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheeks kept shaking up and down with the action.
17. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.
18. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.
19. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
A humorous copy in which a girl sends a circle of friends to say that she is fat.
A humorous copy of a girl saying that she is fat in a circle of friends-1. This year's results, she gained 20 pounds, her stomach bulged, and she unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
3. Look down at your own meat, so gentle, you can't get rid of it.
He looks fat, but he is still fat after taking off his clothes.
I haven't seen you for a long time. You've grown into two people!
6. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and being short of money.
7. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
8. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
9. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
10. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
1 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
12. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
13. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
15. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.
16. I was greedy before I knew it, but I gained weight after I knew it.
17. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
18. If you gain three pounds a month or are short of oil and salt, you may eat too many carbohydrates, so you should control it.
19. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling of having no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.
20. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.
2 1. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
22. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
23. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
Humorous copywriting articles about girls' circle of friends saying that they have gained weight 2 24. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!
If you eat too much sugar, you will get fat. Sister, this is not fat. Sister, this is thick!
26. I'm not fat, I'm cute.
27. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
28. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
3 1. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart, Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.
32. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!
33. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
35. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!
36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.
37. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
39. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.
40. If you sell me by weight, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
4 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
42. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
43. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.
44. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.
45. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
46. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.
A Collection of 50 Humorous Copywriting Sentences that Migrant Workers Like Dry Food
Migrant workers like humorous copy of dry food-1. Dry food man, dry food soul and dry food are all human beings, and dry food is king, so we should all be dry food men.
2. After eating in the canteen, leave others idle.
In fact, I have a secret crush on you, but dry food is important, so I didn't have time to say it.
After all, nothing can't be solved by a delicious meal. If so, what can I eat in the morning after two meals? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night? What to drink in afternoon tea?
5. "The canteen finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the dry rice people that day."
In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment's dry food makes me calm and carefree.
7. "Through the Norwegian forest, the frog has a chance to become a prince, and you will become outstanding. It's 6. 17 at night. I am not Ma Siwei, I am a dry rice man. "
8. "If the sky doesn't give birth to me, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, the esophagus will last forever like a long night, and the meal will come. "
It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, all you have to do is say I'll treat you to dinner. Actually, I was moved, but I didn't say that your cooking was important.
10. I can tolerate the courier crowding after class. I can let you steal my food, but you underestimate my rice, lightning wolf.
1 1. Dry rice man, dry rice soul, dry rice are all people. Eat today and eat tomorrow. The dry guy has the most energy.
12. Some people are worried about the exam, others are worried about the election, and only I, a useless person, am thinking about what to eat in the future.
13. I visit myself three times a day: what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon and what to eat at night.
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15. There are two dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard.
16. Anyone who doesn't eat will go to the women's group. I, who can only cook rice, can only go to the US Mission.
17. Whether you are white, black or lace, dried rice people only see shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green peppers!
Humorous copy of migrant workers' liking for dry food Part II 18. Dry food people, dry food soul, dry food are all people, and dry food won the first place.
19. I'm either cooking or thinking about you.
20. If today's meal is not hard, tomorrow's state will be unstable.
2 1. "Some people worry about exams, others worry about elections, and only a useless person like me worries about what to eat every day."
22. Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset falls on my armor, and the prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea their home. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei, but I got fat after eating too much dry food.
23. People are iron rice steel. When eating, they should be dry and fragrant.
24. A dry man can't enter the door when he is full.
25. Mobilize the power of the fans in the group, report the latest and best food trends, and eat together in groups.
26. I often think that this damn bell has delayed me from cooking another bowl of rice.
27. The rice in hand is warmer than the boy's hand.
28. Baby, why do I miss you so much? No dry food? roll
29. You should quietly become a fat man, finish the meal in the canteen and leave others idle.
30. "You don't have to eat if you like, but you can eat well if you like."
3 1. Life should not only taste the sweetness, but also eat the dessert.
32. An old horse crouches tiger, aiming at a thousand miles, sweeping away hunger and being yourself.
33. "I can, but I can't."
34. "If you are not cruel today, you will lose your spirit tomorrow. If you don't do it, you are arrogant. As long as your appetite is stable, the game will be great. "
Humorous copy of migrant workers who like dry food Part III 35. Young people have no martial arts, and scholars only know dry food.
36. If you want to play with people with similar families, do you want to beg together?
37. "Eat well, sleep well and live well. I hope that all my past efforts can realize my ideals and ambitions. "
38. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul and a dry rice are all people. There is a problem if you don't take the initiative!
39. "Some people love each other, some people watch the sea, and some people can't get fat for seven or eight meals a day."
40. "If you are hungry, would you like something to eat? If you are sleepy, do you want to sleep? If you like, do you want to fall in love? "
4 1. People who eat more every day are getting more and more sleepy. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.
42. "Death row inmates like to feel sleepy and refresh themselves while eating."
43. The only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.
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45. "If you can't eat in the middle of the night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?"
46. Life is bittersweet, and the only happiness is dry rice.
47. We will cook quietly and make everyone go hungry.
48. "I was abused by my husband because I ate two more grains of rice, and my heart was very bitter." I wanted to talk to someone and was detained 1. "
49. Dry people love to sleep until dinner.
50. The king of sleeping in class, the king of dry food in canteen, and the king of loneliness in school, referred to as Wang Zhongwang.